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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №81492
 15.05.2013
Our company has a mobile phone. He is small in size, his nickname is “Little”.
Sometimes it is difficult to find it, because in the male team, the question "Who has a little?" is answered reluctantly.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81491
 15.05.2013
From the discussion of the series "Ludmila"
Arrived at Zidane! Vysotsky, Anna Herman, Harlamov have already been captured... Hu nekst?
Thank you for not playing it. :)
thank you!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81490
 15.05.2013
SERG: They are given. Give the people a course... Nuclear explosions. Protection of devices from electromagnetic impulses. Warm up yours!
It is humorous ?
You are a former rocker. What do you really think, which substance to protect?

Max: As a former rocket driver, I’ll reveal a secret to you. What kind of shit. In the epicenter of a kiloton explosion, the device will evaporate without any EMI.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №81489
 15.05.2013
Wifi is difficult to set up.
He – No
It means I can make it myself?
He is not)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81488
 15.05.2013
I study in an American universe. He once explained to Americans that the Russians do not drink diluted: they do not put ice in soda, vodka is not diluted. And he added, “That’s how you drink coffee with cognac?” Do you make coffee in the coffee maker and add a little cognac? Well yes. But in Russia, they take a turquoise, pour a glass of cognac there, bring it to boiling and make coffee. In the cognac.

I believe, and where are they going? The rest of the Russians are not really diluted. We had to prepare for them "coffee with cognac in Russian" and drink them. By the way, delicious!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81487
 14.05.2013
From the lump on the moonspike EVE Online ))))
andquot;
... o/, harosh camping on the gate, a point in the ally I will invade in the gang and warp on the gate of the EC, we will fail on me in zero, I am on the barrel, I hold the apocalypse, drones are killing me.
andquot;

Translation into Russian:

Hi (o/ - head and raised hand - greeting), I propose to turn your seat near the star gate, sign up in the alliance chat (as a rule, players put a point or X in the chat) I will put you on the list of my fleet, and you make a hyper jump to the star gate leading to the EC-P8R system, when you come to the gate activate them. When you are in the system, find me in the list of the fleet and approach me (the soldiers in the fleet can find each other without special scanners and probes), I on the ship of the class of Malediction with the help of an electronic impact device do not let the enemy liner go in hyper jump, its drones damage my ship.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81486
 14.05.2013
Life is full of disappointments: then "Father Christmas does not exist", then "The Gauss theorem does not count the voltage of the electrostatic field".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81485
 14.05.2013
Chapter 11: Chocolate
222: Who am I?
111: a mixture of chocolate and wolves
Chapter 22: Mothers
In the full moon, milk chocolate becomes...porous.
222: The foil turns into oily paper, and the chocolate bars are crushed into clusters to whisper to the moon
222: ppc bestiary
111: aaaaaaaaaaaaa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
222: The man who is upset about chocolate will in full moon eat cocoa spoonfuls and wrapped in notebook sheets.
222: and if they are not - in toilet paper
222: and if she doesn’t...
222: tear away wallpaper from the walls and wrap in them!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81484
 14.05.2013
What disturbs you?
I have a thyroid!
What specific complaints do you have?
None, but I am scared.
What are you afraid?
The Shield!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81483
 14.05.2013
The new Pearl of the Boss.
He goes somewhere.
I: Are you far away?
I combine time and space!!! to
I am until tomorrow!)

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81482
 14.05.2013
"I don’t believe. be here on Earth UFOs with such
options, they would be as sensible quarrels
First of all, we were evacuated.
The polluted planet would be cleaned and settled.
other humanosites, more careful and
and peaceful."

You haven’t seen Atlantis yet. So far, you are the most careful and peaceful.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81481
 14.05.2013
>> Urgant has equipped greenhouses on the site, where he plans to grow cucumbers and tomatoes.

Everything is normal. My grandfather told me that they had an admiral in the ministry who loved to grow potatoes. He carried all sorts from Europe, experimented, in short, invested in this business, as in any serious hobby. The humour is that in Moscow, the admiral lived in a steep nomenclature house, and in the autumn he was riding the floors, called the apartments! He sold his potatoes to the generals.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81480
 14.05.2013
How did you know that I didn’t come to our date?
My friend, my friend, my friend, my friend ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81479
 14.05.2013
by polar_fox.jpg
I told the girl she broke my pattern. She was surprised, laughed and asked what the "shablet" was, which immediately broke me and the template. My Moscow...

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81478
 14.05.2013
Everyone is like this:

My wife loves to call me to work, today she says indignantly:
Why don’t I call you, you’re busy all the time!!!and "

They will be naked with fools, and then they will boast how stupid they are. Or are complaining. I chose myself, so enjoy and enjoy.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №81477
 14.05.2013
by Mikhail
and Priffet

Sergey
Maffy )
the boots)

by Mikhail
Red, don’t scare me.

Sergey
How did I get rid of your "priffet"?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №81476
 14.05.2013
Online match Russia-Austria at the start of the 2 period: Our already on the ice. Let’s go ahead until the Australians get out.
c. the cats


[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81475
 14.05.2013
One and a half year old, his favorite word "coding". There are no coders in the family, decided that it is "harm". But today, when he used to the computer, something there clicked the mouse and opened a window with the code of the page. I am plagued by blurred doubts.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81474
 14.05.2013
of Habrabrabr:
Laser weapon destroys a missile at a distance of 1.5 km (video)

Ideator: You would have offered her another camouflage to wrap it well. and :)
Why camouflage? The mirror, for example.
iDev: And reflect the laser back into the installation!
Lol4t0: Rocket destroys laser weapon at a distance of 1.5 km (video)

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81473
 14.05.2013
I have not smoked or drank for the fourth year. And you do it, develop a sense of self-compassion and resentment for the whole world. Keep watching the series and just plunge your disgusting eagle into a zombie painter, swing and play in all kinds of shit, squeezing in the fictitious chain of life onanism precious time of your own insignificant, in the end, life. And at home, I have everything friendly, fine, clean, delicious, fine and chic sex with my beloved wonderful, untouched and untouched woman.
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The Friend! You mainly repeat this mantra to yourself more often, or even under the scratch we are afraid of you, don't let God you break.

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