Great and mighty. I remember some freezing -35 grams, sent the car to the drill, have to call that we arrived. I have been waiting for 2 hours. I get SMS "We are in the last ear on the yupi". He crashed and ran away. And all because "Yupi" is a drill U5. Burrowing in the steppe, when the loose hail at high speed passes through the stomach such "owuh". There were several such "ears". So "in the last ear on the Jupiter" - these are coordinates more accurate than GPS. Great and powerful speaker of the Russian language.

from ZH:
The relatives fled. I wanted to say goodbye to the plane.

This or that:
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This is:

1st Nothing from a legal point of view. Try to break into the hospital if you are not a close relative (mama / dad), not in the reception hours (for example, to the postoperative person or just to the person who has entered). I’ll go somewhere, checked.

And try not to go where they are not called, and they are not allowed, and where there is no point from you, except harm, can be in principle and by definition. This is what such a breakthrough in the resuscitation chicken will do in the intensive care room, near the unconscious husband? Aside from how to scream, hysterize, shoot with dirty legs, catch everything and everyone with unwashed legs and catch doctors for clothes. For the hands?! to
Do you go to rescue, sheep?! to
He will kill such a man with his vanity, and will not even understand it. And she will be proud of her devotion, watering the dirt of doctors, who she herself did not work.
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At one time my father saved my life. I was unconscious, my sister appeared there so often that I would come to the corpse. I lost a litre of blood. Of course, you better know...

I woke up so early, the meeting was cancelled in the office empty, boring everyone will be at 10:00 (((
You’re offended and you’ll be late tomorrow. :)
X: I won’t be there tomorrow.
yyy: Oh, the norm, I respect it)))
I am the director :)
Fuck you :D

This world is gone of mind!!! to
Here and on it.heppens, many people from the Aichi sphere complain that they are Aichi, but do a lot of left-wing work. I am an environmental engineer, I was asked myself (there is no money, but according to the law it is necessary) to make the official website of the company. :D

These two:
...We will not call you for a test drive, you come to the dates all so dressed and dressed, you build out of yourself a simple deity, and we must immediately buy a cat in a bag. And then, when after the wedding we live with you together, it turns out that this cat does not know how to cook, at home lives Scottish, and generally meant everyone. But somebody bought a standard set of female catches and married this barahlo. It is comfortable.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

To marry after the first date no one forces you, and consider the business of the girl can be for a couple of joint holidays. And you yourself, men, never say "Hello! I like you. Let us meet? I will bring you with my shots and prevent you from breathing not like my mom!" - also come all in white and look in your eyes devoutly, where it comes from then.
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I think you will be a wonderful couple.

"We will help ship to the Chinese province of Khu Yam"

I think you are wrong, this is one of the provinces of Cambodia. You would check before posting, or on this resource because many are also studying geography!

From the discussion of how to get rid of an assy nest in the room:
I burned and smoked the dry peel, and then burned the nest.
YYY: Well, when you smoke the pollen, the ass is not so scary anymore...

If a man is foolish, then after death, hell flies await him.

I add :
I will slow:
The international system is so international. Something of it is used only in Russia and in the countries of the former USSR. Even in France have long returned to inches and feet.
and...
The metric system of measurements is officially used all over the world except for the United Kingdom, the United States and Liberia. Exceptions are shipping, aviation and some designations in computer technology (although the latter are actually based on a metric system).
In France there are no inches and feet. They were drunk and drunk.

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In your opinion, the International Bureau of Measures and Weights just so, for beauty, under Paris stands?? to

Den Stranger: They listened to a monologue of a teenager explaining to his parents what parkour is. Especially this phrase:
This is when you jump from a tree and the further the better.
Den Stranger: Immediately a jump from the top of the top with a scream: "PARKUR!"

Yes, when they are pregnant, you will not understand them, usually it is better to sit in the car and go home in 5 minutes.
Go back, and she will say that she wants a banana, and you are okay, you go to the store and buy an apple, a banana, ice cream, antifreeze, strawberries, strawberries, raw chicken, a little wheat, and tomatoes.
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I buy all kinds of yogurt. She chooses from the refrigerator herself, does not like - throws out, takes another. Both are satisfied.
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It’s good that she doesn’t prefer antifreeze. It is easy with crops.

xxx: I have in my friends a grandmother, who in the county of his hometown in the UK is written:

The City of Sins is an illusion, a city of bricks, beautiful girls, expensive cars and selling love. A city where you can buy everything...and even happiness. A city of alkas, drug addicts and prostitutes... A city where the eyes are broader than is practically possible.

xxx: and in fact it is the pct Chernobyl of the Cherkassy region

...There are normal people everywhere.I was stopped somehow for exceeding 68km (the sign did not notice the repair) on the track.Money 100 rubles in my pocket, to the city 100km.So it turned out that in the car are just purchased stove and a microwave.Long bumped to let go, the guy behind me does not rust, etc.And here I was obscured-without a back-thought I say to him:
Take a straw?No money with you...
His eyes look round, I understand that there is little sting, I say.
-Well, take the microwave yet, new everything with checks, only from the store.
He went down and walked into the roof of the roof (the one on the road catches):
Do you need a microwave?
Lenya, squeezing, approached the car, and realizing the meaning of what was happening, through tears said:
- Yuri Alexandrovich, well, we are not pirates, so that we can take the plugs from you.
...They shortened, they said that I did their day, they wrote out five hundred reels and let go.And here, apparently, on the laptop in the patrol car, another man like me, painted in front of the camera.
I hear again in the matyuhalnik oret:
A red carpet for abortion!And the wild rust of both... The lazy man could never stop...

From the publication under preparation for the EGE in Russian language. Discussing the problem in the composition:

XHH: people, can you read the text? very well. Close the eyes. What question does the text come to mind? Did you see your question? very well. Your problem is ready.)
WOW: The fact is that many people ask, “What fucking thing am I doing here?”

[10:49:38] Daria: You need some kind of thoughtful testosterone
[10:49:44] Arsenie: and becoming a grandmother
[10:49:47] Daria: is not
Daria: When was your last time?
[10:50:06] Arsenic: Yesterday
[10:50:09] Daria: hm
[10:50:15] Daria: It’s worse than I thought
[10:50:40] Arsenic: wow
Arsenius: I just fell into a barrel of testosterone as a child
[10:51:07] Arsenic: probably
[10:51:28] Arsenic: Kobbelix

Comments in "C", to the article in the "Health" section:

Namednie asked in the mirror: "Who in the world is the sweetest, the most beautiful and the whiter of all?" So this shit is already the third day listing.)))))

... and there was also the case of a drunk taken from some square of the glorious city of Voronezh, the night was, well, we prompted him with an injection with a nasopharynx, and here he asks the question:"where am I?" to which we decided to joke answered:"In a mouthpiece", what he with relief exhaled and said"Glory to God, then I thought I got in the ambulance!!You can imagine how we roasted!!! to

A commentary on a porn video where people eat a huge pizza before sex:

I couldn't stop thinking about that pizza!

netfantom: Colleagues, I understand everyone, facaps can be everybody, but 2 hours have passed after the expected correction deadlines, and there are still no news. At least you keep us aware. My hair is already on my ass.
Netfantom: Hair is nothing, it will grow, but the impression will remain.