Bojan: There were times before, and now moments.. I remember once, leaving a girlfriend after her whining, with a comment "aaaa! Peggy of wool! On a beautiful trajectory in the closing door he threw her into the apartment of someone else's cat.

Only when you go to the public toilet can you see how disgusting communism is.

My 90 year old grandmother can no longer walk, unfortunately. On May 9, she visited the tomb of her beloved grandfather. The roles of a uncle and a grandmother.
Mom, let you sit on the chair, we’ll bring you.
D - So let me bring the wearers, on them even better.
B – It doesn’t eat, they’ll say they’ve gone crazy, a living grandmother on the cemetery is dragged.

Residents of St. Petersburg! We are all shocked by the appearance in the sky of this huge glowing ball. Please keep calm. There is no need to buy grains and supply drinking water, stop making a will and fall into religious exaltation. Scientists claim that the object is called the Sun and does not pose any danger. Soon, our city will again be plunged into a cozy rainy darkness. Hold on, my friends.

Calls a girl from an internet provider, starts advertising her products.
I: I have a good provider right now, but there are times when the whole day is troublesome and the ping is high.
D: You are lucky! We recently delivered new equipment - there are no ping customers at all!

Join me to:
>> On my SUV quite thick and strong power buffers (with certificates and marks in the PTS). 3 tons of steel with such pieces do not leave a chance for the jumpers. When I walk, it is not easy to cross the road. Because I know the difference between "I have a right" and "he must". <...>

1st My car is an ordinary mass sedan... with a loaded weight of 1.5 tons. At the same time, in general, a pedestrian can be enough and a bicycle with a full weight of ~80 kg, if the cyclist speeds up to car speeds.
2nd I am a beginner driver. I need about two seconds to react to the sudden change in the situation - this is said in auto schools, they write in explanations to the PDD, this is confirmed by the experience of many.

These two points lead to the fact that I always quote the statement: “After I was driving, I became much more careful crossing the road.”

I just want to live, strange as it may be.

This is "The Sun" Why is it "L"? In life someone says "Sun"? No is.

......

All my life I have been speaking "Sun". And also "traMвай", and not "traNвай", like some.

Flying is an art, or more precisely, a skill.
The whole focus is to learn how to swipe your body into the earth’s surface and miss it.
Try to do this on a good day, the “Guide” recommends.
The first stage is simple.
One thing is required of you – to rush down firmly without fear of the physical pain that awaits you.
That is, it will hurt if you can’t get past the ground.
Most people fail, and the more effort they put in, the greater the likelihood of a collision with the ground. Of course, all the difficulty in the second phase is in failure.
The main thing is to get past the ground by chance. There is no point in trying specifically to fly by, because it is simply impossible. No, the whole thing is that in the middle of the road to the earth you have to get distracted by something, forgetting both the prospect of falling, and the ground, and how you will hurt if you can't miss.

(c) Douglas Adams, "The Guide to the Galaxy Traveler"

They ate a snack in a race. The main thing is not to pass.
We have a train in 30 minutes.
Going to the public toilet?
He is paid!
I am catering!

You understand, because nothing really has changed in two years.
I now have work, money and sex.
XHH: Something I really did.

I read about swimsuits. I found my old swimsuits. and died. The great. Are you paying?

Thanks to Nixon’s legacy in Idaho, the rule remains that a person who believes that prayer heals is not subject to the Child Abuse Prevention Act if he leaves his child without medical care. As a result, in one of the religious communities of the state the child mortality rate is 10 times higher than in the state as a whole. And, say, a seriously ill girl, who is now in need of a heart and lung transplant, cannot file a lawsuit against her parents, who prayed over her as a child, instead of taking her for a much safer operation.

My girlfriend is a genius! Wanting to lose weight, I decided to eat celery. But empty does not taste good. She eats it with mayonnaise.

Laughing or crying:

"Minstrud began discussing the introduction of a tax on tuna"(RF)

Back to the future?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You can help me with the course.
Xx: If this is an assertion, then yes, and if the question, then no.

Kylie: It’s going to be a third series, and there’s no sex yet. Cersei without a glass in his hand the whole series, well what it is... The series is running!

And kiss me everywhere, I’m 18 already!
XXX is there. one time.
Yyy: You can kiss everywhere from 16.
XXX is everywhere.
YYY: In Russia everywhere. It was possible from 14.
I always thought I was only 18. My wife and I watched it, it was 18 years ago.
That’s not what I did when I was 16!

XXX: the vector hit, even had to open the unloved in principle genre of video lessons
And to not be boring, in a small window above all this vector - films. Garic and the Order of the Phoenix are fighting with the eaters.
XX: The dictator says: we will try another way of cutting the contour. Outline the arc and all objects nearby, then apply...
..and here in the neighboring window (and the left ear))) Bellatrix Lestrange, standing near the mysterious arc in the mini-magic, targeted Sirius Black with a stick and spoke: "Avatar the Cedar!"
XX: And in the window with the lesson, the dictator continued:..and here we have everything cut as it should be.

>>>Where, well, where is it written here about slowing down speed?

Is it necessary to step down the road without decreasing the speed? O_O
MSI knows a lot.

An uncle in the bank signs a loan agreement.On his hands he is given a pile of papers, where on each page you just need to put a signature.
Uncle: What to write?
Bank Officer: Register as in the passport
Uncle diligently blows over the papers for 10 minutes, and then returns the documents to the employee of the bank.That does "Rukalico" and with the words "o goddess!",slides under the table.On each page instead of the painting was painted the inscription "How in the passport".