>>>...And there is some kind of nuclear physics, apparently: tooth-breaking mathematics, Feynman’s diagrams... Here are the stupid Ravshan and Jamsut.

>>>> > > > > > > > >> > > >> Remember Russia in the early 90s: the professors were sold with widebody at the subway! If you don’t know, ask the elders. In many Central Asian republics, the state of the economy is still not the best. Here are their docents going to trade widebody (and put tile) to us: they pay more than they have - and for trade, and more than for physics. Where to go!

And we are in the Lyceum, working in the dining room, a doctoral candidate from...Cystan. In 7 years he earned 2 houses, 3 apartments, and supports his wife's second business (and it's all in the homeland). He says that you still need to work a little bit to get home and do science without any material problems.

Prepod closes the notebook near the interactive board, goes to himself at the table, turns around, looks at the notebook:
Why did the laptop not turn off? Is the mouse lighting?
She has a muscular memory.

From Router:

I am surprised people.
Around the drug addicts, alkashi and biddle.
And they are all worried that somehow a lot of hipsters became.

xxx: fucking Monday, shit, mystical day
I slept like a cock.
Yesterday I didn’t drink or do anything heavy.
The feeling is that at 5 a.m. I drank a 10th bottle of beer.
xxx: finished loading the cars
xxx and went to sleep.

Since I bought a car, I stopped wearing heels (the pedal is uncomfortable to push), started to dress badly and look badly (no one will see in the car anyway) and weighed 8 kg because I became less walking :( what to do?

In the building "Rosatom" I was amused that at the entrance for employees, while the passage is recognized, the inscription "Wait...", and at the entrance for visitors - "Wait!". I suspect that at the entrance for the cleaners and loaders – "Wait, shit!and "

In Novosibirsk snow has fallen.

Stayin: with New Year, Masha =))
What a new year I just woke up.
Look out the window and you will understand ;)
Fuck, I was sleeping.
Tagged with: xD

The Habr:
The military can ask for anything. Although a proof that you are not a Genghis Khan, but legal claims from this will not become.

A rough home shugaring. Yes, there is such a word. Excerpt from a guide on this difficult discipline:
From the first time the sugar hair removal paste may not work, then you will get delicious sweets.
But humor is not that. I dropped this text to acquainted ladies - they complain that they have some syrup instead of sweets
3 hours of hysteria.

xxx: there is also said that the robot was collected from false materials
xxx: I would get it from cardboard and plastic bottles
xxx: and they had something under their hands was quite suitable... yeah... ready parts of the robot

Ohhhhhh And with me, there was history. In the first week of buying a car, during the trip, my rear wheel dropped, which I didn’t even notice. The good uncle on the lighthouse told me about it, I thanked him and went on the way. Arriving at the destination, I decided to call the nearest railway plant to make sure that they are not accepted by record (the first time they were asked for their services). We had this dialogue with them:
Can I come to you now? My wheel was down.
Yes of course.
Okay, I will now.
I'm going to put my phone on and I hear:
Oh girl, stand still. How did you go together?
Usually, I sit down and go.
It is not possible to ride on a lowered wheel.
I am completely confused:
Oh, and what to do now? Calling an evacuator?? to
At the end of the wire I hear a wild roar. I know you said something wrong. I laughed to explain the existence of the reserve)))
Oh well. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ohhhhhh Don’t tell me, I’m still ashamed.

My six-year-old daughter’s hair, I water her head out of the shower.
Mother, don’t drop my brain!
I am 0_0
“Well, you pour water, it gets into my ears, and from there it drops into my brain.

His laptop under Gento is so rough that it charges from the connected iPhone.

Hi, let’s meet you?and :)
Did he smell the grave?
Oh sorry not you.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

From Habr:
Some vacancies hang for six months, and when you come to the interview you see a fantasy.

What are your achievements?
The accomplishments? With a salary of 20,000 rubles per month!!! I have both eyes and I don’t wear my pants.

<SAPRO> Here is the MTS wholesale service! I called them "Hello! In the subway, your network does not catch from Taganka to Ryazan Prospekt. Previously caught, and on the cover map is drawn what caught." - "Thank you for your call, I made the application". I watched it in a few days and it was repaired!! Remove these stations from the coverage map.

To save their face, women use makeup, men use scars.

Polygon, district center and clinic.
Table on the office: Dentistry.

A really cool person is not one who buys a car to go to work, but one who buys an apartment near work to walk there.

xxx: Thank you to everyone who supported the veterans of the WOW on Twitter. We are far more than those who do not yet understand the meaning of the Great Victory.
YYY: All right, Twitter support is just what veterans are lacking.
You have a lot of things missing in life. But respect and gratitude, if you know these words, is not in the last place.
yyy: The question is whether veterans are familiar with the word "Twitter".