Nicole
Was there anything before the creation of the universe?

Favourite
Black emptiness... and a lonely console.

The minor TP, who ruined a family photo session with a child, showing the "fact" in the background (Volgograd, onshore), - I hope your children will be smarter than you. Print what, your face and glue half of the city?

eulenspiegel7: I don’t know how Dallas’s plan is, but in early Russian marriages there is a huge plus – by the years 25-27 there are large flocks of light and still fresh prey (women or married, who have been bored by their husbands for 5 years before horror).
Father, you are a cynic.
eulenspiegel7: I'm not a dog, and the word "Fu!" won't stop me when I see a delicious wild :-).
eulenspiegel7: A "Fi" - so much more :-)

xx: Aqua parks are generally amazing places full of surprises, I once jumped into the pipe in a swimsuit, and ran out without it.
Yy: Surprise, it’s if you ran without a swimsuit and ran out with it.
zz: with the next descending it happened

Argus [9:26] Hello!
The Joker [13:17]
Argus [13:20] Hrenase you are brake
Joker [19:46] as I can))

I read another quote about the installation of a windscreen at a girl's house. I have been asked many times to put the window at home. I came... and put... a window...
I wonder if I’m stupid or I’m exaggerating.

I realized how small he grew up when he walked over his head opening the upper door of the refrigerator.

Barnauley is the capital of Altai honey!!!! to

If you give a student a course topic, you can understand who he is: a historian, a mathematician or an ornithologist.

When you are trying to download a run control app on your phone, and you are, first of all, offered to download "Run, cow, run" from the list of possible - it is, you know, offensive.

What compliment to a girl?
What is the name of the girl?
Theme: Olesya
Say that if you were a transgender, you would have taken the same name.

A dispute with the tracker about the heating of columns and headphones and the "warm lamp sound".

xxx - and I heat my equipment on a central heating battery. Every night I put headphones on the battery for the player, in the morning when you go to the subway - the sound is so warm... heats up even in the fierce frost, the house is immediately remembered. And when I want to listen to the lamp amplifier for the headphones, I warm it on the battery for five days before listening. I specially placed my rubber columns close to the batteries so that they were always warm with me. I like the warm sound. When it is very cold in the house and the battery does not help, I direct the wind heater to the equipment while listening.
I completely forgot - all the CDs I have dissolved on the battery cracks. I have the warmest sound. here
YYY is 5 days. My oven is done in half an hour!!! to

Those who woke up were half the audience. And she talked about reading Dante’s Divine Comedy, not what everyone thought. And I was just enthralled by the interest of studying... I woke up in vain...

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Sleep on, then in the resume such sheep will write: "Optical PC user, Office Excel"

Now the soldiers in the army are doing repairs, rowing cotton under the foundations, etc., and then there will be war, it will be necessary to force the river - they will send a squadron of caponers to do it, etc., and in the morning they will come, and there the entire shore of the villages is built.

Types of female cowards:
Best of all without cowards ?
yyy: not true, if immediately without cowards then interest disappears... the secret must remain)
Zzzz: Yes, there’s a shit there.

From the comments to the video about gravitational anomaly:

XHH: I had a similar graviocentrate in my childhood. It was hard to get to school. I pushed back. And backwards nothing. I think there is a mine under it.

How did you deal with your wives and decrees?

Crash in Kiev: Soviet tank T-34 crashed the Opel Vectra.

"Since real hardware consists only of the components described in chapter 3, theoretically, after reading this chapter, the reader will be able to go to the store, buy a bunch of transistors and construct a Java virtual machine for whole numbers. Those who successfully complete this task will be granted an additional credit (as well as a complete psychiatric examination).

E. Tanenbaum, The Architecture of the Computer

Fingers are fisting!
I did makeup the other day. I did not notice how a drop of glue fell on my finger and decided to crawl in my nose.