Existencial Horror:...it has all the posts so pretencially pink-vanial, she repeats so often that she is good and correct, that I am directly confident that she will rape chosen cats at night or break them into spare parts, and on holidays shoots people in the park.

xy: these green bags from the Cross - just a dream 'green'!
xy: very quickly break down, start at the store, and usually have time to completely break down on the way home.

There was a long-standing case in the United States in the 70s and 80s, they sent a detailed drawing of the atomic bomb and asked for a ransom. The CIA has concluded that the mafia can produce an atomic bomb in one year. And this student found somewhere drawings and decided to get rich.
This is one of the most important things in the world.

Sometimes it seems to me that after so many years of killing the foundations of thinking, nothing will help our country anymore.

A detailed drawing of the atomic bomb can be found in the school textbook. The difficulty is not at all in this, and even if someone kindly shares the full production documentation, the grouping of less than a "sovereign state" simply has no chance of success, and even more - to remain unnoticed in the course of the matter. So the next time you talk about ISIL, what, and so far - stop chopping the stuff from the boys from the courtyard and go live to the lessons.

Take a taxi. Listen, I’m a hundred meters away from home, if I go out here, will it be cheaper? Yes, it is cheaper. Brake, then I’ll go for a walk. It puts money, with the words "do not give" goes out. I: What is the meaning? X knows him.

A resident of Khakasiya for 4 years used a hand grenade as a hammer, on May 12 in the press service of the UMVD of Russia on Abakan.

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X: Hello to you! Who had atrophic vaginal colpitis? How did you cure him?
Y: I did not have it. I would advise you to go to the appropriate category of the site.

The pig will fight for the mayor of the American city
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We found something to surprise!
We have the whole livestock garden, then the goat, then the lamb, then the cock.

So, to the state-of-the-art students of military colleges, I very much even advise Janice on nurses. The profession is literally everywhere.

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Especially when in a military town there is a clinic for three offices, including a dentistry, a two-chamber hospital and five beds, and 90 such clever military - from praporters to colonels, married to nurses.

As a child, I was jealous of Barbie because she had breasts and I didn’t. Now I have the fifth size, now let this fool be jealous.

I washed the terrarium today, changed the soil, poured fresh water, put fresh cucumbers.
What about the beast?
The hole dropped out of food and began to explore the surroundings.
I complain to my husband:
Why does the beast not eat food? Where did she go?
The husband:
She thinks "Where? All of it? What about"

Answers

Q: Do you think it’s normal for 14-year-olds to have sex?! to
NN: I don’t think of course. Who will satisfy the goats?

In Peter on some roads were found bordures.
The road services urgently began to replace them with railways.
p.s The joke
This is a picture of only part of the road and the sidewalk.
The comments:
1st Peter is
2nd How did you guess?
1st So clearly it is seen that the rebrands, not the bordures.

Luck - a lady of dubious origin with a shit reputation, who does not hate to spend time with all kinds of pups.

A friend told me.
His daughter was sick in a kindergarten. I had to go from work to bring him to the hospital, on the way to go for my wife. There is no place to park near your wife’s job – there is no place for an apple to fall. He stood up on the “accident” second row (!) Sign “Stop is prohibited”. And there, with a pleasant sight, the haishniks rush to him (what a day!) is
Good morning Sergeant Petrov. We violate?!...
Oh, I am waiting for you! A friend went to a w-bank.
In the sense...?
- Well, here is a bit of shit (showing an old scratch on the bumper) and washed. I called 02 and have been waiting for two hours.
No, it’s not with us...
Why not to you??? Are you a selection group?
No, it is not us. Wait for your crew.
You can form too! Should I wait three hours?
No No No No No No No No No No No No! They jump into a patrol car and quickly drop.

“Oh you, the dollar is not 67 rubles, but 51. “Let’s cut prices by a quarter.” None of the sellers said.

You are so unhappy.
Why is?
You are not living the way I am, you are living the wrong way, you are unhappy.
But I am very happy, I am satisfied.
The poor woman doesn’t even understand what she is saying.

In the Ash.
She: I am angry with you! RRRR is very evil! When will you repair me?
It is his own fault! We never get to him, but stop in the area of the couch, and then you know.
She: This time very naughty... plyijijizzi.
He is good. I will come now.
She is: Oh. You are not in haste. Fuck the clock. I have to prepare.
He is: What?
She: Well... the dust from the computer shake, take a shower...

The Uncle of Zebub Li - 17246. Do not confuse hot with soft, please. One thing is when your employee does not fulfill the terms of the contract (read the contract), or he disrupts your activity (read, deprives the company of revenue). The other is when he refuses to go to a demonstration dedicated to the first, or any other holiday. In the first case, the dismissal is understandable. In the second case, administrative pressure is unjustified.

On the second birthday, my son was given a runner-up, it was in the winter. On the May holidays, the husband decided to go to the park with his son and a runner-up. He says, "Son, you have grown up, the saddle must be raised!" The child is serious:" And the pedals must be made."

Maybe a beer?
Irene, you are an alchemist!
There are many hidden qualities in me. There is nowhere to hide the shortcomings.)