In the Cyrillic alphabet, the letter X (her) has a numerical value of 600. => the expression "to her" is "to 600". This is all you need to know about Cyril.

From Habr:
One of my acquaintances, the chief engineer of the water channel, removed the breakthrough of the sewerage for the New Year. Since NG, the people are worried - the materials were given in quantity, and repaired well. As a result, the "holy source" closed several hundred meters nearby.

Causal and consequential relationships are...

I was on the bus. The grandmother came in at the stop, all trembling, barely standing on her feet. Naturally, all the buses were seated on her, the place was ceded. Together with some man, they brought her under white blades and looked with round eyes, as the grandmother, pushing back with a clamp, jumped through the high hills (the case happened in winter), quickly across the highway right into the red light. Lovko curled from passing transport, she escaped on the opposite side of the street.

> Perfectly on the machine I pretend the distance and probability of a sharp set
> the speed of the ashes with a trajectory intersecting with mine. Options may be
> many: fucking under spays, heart attack (any other)
The problem is, and I am not a cat and I have only one life. Another stupid habit.
> remained - constantly monitoring the roof on the subject of snipers and the road under the feet of the
> the subject of stretching mining.

Despite some echo of war, thank you for your healthy assessment of the situation, dear pedestrian who does not consider himself an immortal cat. Without any irony. thank you.

The Falcon 9 landing:
xxx:How they wrote on Twitter: "Normal modern news headline: a robot rocket landed on a barge robot after bringing a space robot into orbit"

Girls tend to pay attention not to beautiful guys, but to guys with beautiful girls.

When my grandmother brought my father from the nursery, his brother was 4 years old, and they lived in the village. Naturally, the farm-garden house required no less care than a child, so going to feed the cow, the grandmother said:

“Sasha, look at Misha so she doesn’t cry.

She sits down, pains herself calmly, and sees Sasha walking in the yard. She is him:

Don’t you look at Miley? Suddenly he is crying?

“No, Mom, he won’t cry anymore.

Why is?

He cried and I covered him with a pillow. He will not cry anymore. never ever.

As it follows from the fact that I am writing this post, the pillow was removed.

Buy a favourite (L) electric boiler. The seller (P) is filled with a slang about the "best product".
Q: And we also have a 17% discount for those who have a birthday this month!
L: (with a trick in the voice) How good, dear, that you have my name. In general, it is beneficial to have twelve favorite men as a complete year-round discount card.
I: It’s frustrating to have eleven more competitors, but am I at least the favorite of all?
L: Of course my dear!
After a pause, he added:
It is the month of May.

That is Grisha! In him, even if he will try to lubricate or calm, something will come out like: "no, nothing, everything will be fine, you are a brainless creature."

Commentary on the program:

It does not start. Click on the tag, and in response silence... windows 7 x64

Added after 5 minutes and 30 seconds:

I remember my hands from my ass. Repaired and worked.

I buy a sausage, I give a cat, if it eats, you can eat! I began to notice...that wooled cattle is watching if I eat!

I went to a neurologist with complaints about headaches. She says she needs a neck massage to relax the muscles. (Looking at the right hand, I saw the ring there):

Good that you are married, there is someone to massage your neck!

In the evening, my husband told me why he really needed him, so that he didn’t know.

XXX: So why does the screw on each flash drive create a folder called System Volume Information? She knows it’s not a hard disk.
YYY: the territory targets

Mom wrote today:
I tell you: runs through the courtyard, bending the back of a bunch of cats - six pieces. One of them is strangely jumping. I look at it and only after five seconds I realize that the dog is smaller than the same cats. Just wandered, as behind the back of the male bass is spread: "Anatoly! Anatoly, stay away from cats! I told you for a long time - you will not die by your death!"

Sometimes in self-activity there was a certain room in which they used cartridges and foam bricks, throwing real ones to each other, rushing to the stage, then to the hall flew butaphore - screams, whispers, scare, choking.
So, my friend, let’s say, with a far from good-hearted face, then carried this brick with him and everyone around became kind and polite, the cars slowed down for a quarter and the police greeted.

In the wedding mess the bridegroom managed to isolate with the witness and the one caught from him the bouquet of the bride, which the bride caught from the boy on the girl.

The Female Logic:
My girlfriend is an adult woman who has worked in a good company for a year.
I started complaining about headaches, stomach problems, etc.
Porzhala, I say, dear, it is toxic )))
I came in a couple of days from the doctor in hysteria and let me scream that it was I who licked her and smooked her!
Not that she sheep is dumb and can’t protect itself, and I’m squeezed!!! to
He has not spoken to me yet.

>>>It’s not you have succeeded...It’s I slowed down.
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It reminded.
One day, grandfather Lenin sat next to the shale and scratched the branch with a knife. A little boy approached him and asked, “Do you struggle, grandfather?”
Grandfather Lenin shut his eye, smiled cleverly and replied: I struggle.
A good man, but he could wait a while.

tn: Barvikha luxury village sounds like the Fedot fashion hole.

Then she walked from Utha to Intu (Usinsk).
And its price was just 2.5 higher. I always dreamed of sitting in these cities and seeing those people.
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by 1988+
Usinsk is a city of oil production, but with extremely poor supply. There is a lot of money, no goods, prices are horse.
Alcohol deficiency, a bottle of vodka 50 rubles (in Russia rarely anyone has 150), the bloom of self-infestation and the fight against it.
Turn off the cold water at 3 p.m. The calls start to come to the water channel, say, which... you... the water... turned off? There they apologize, ask the address, say, the brigade will be sent and repaired. The brigade is being dispatched, but not the repairmen, but the ments. Because at three o’clock at night, cold water is only needed to cool the snake in the self-propelled apparatus. Well, in most cases))