4K is free! How does the capital of Nebulous Albion live?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How can I know? I told you I was in London!! to

I finally saw 300 Spartans. Judging by pathos, the ancient Greeks are primitive Americans.

by Arsenij Smirnov
If I see a snail drinking a snail, I immediately start flirting with it. If she swallows it, she will swallow anything.

Sergey C: This world is full of disappointments... and the Chinese :(

In our courtyard, the Chinese regularly play football and basketball, while the true Russian men are peacefully roasted and roasted.
p.s decided to write something not funny but "life", noticed that here they love it)

to this
If I see a straw that drinks a straw, I immediately start flirting with it. If she swallows it, she will swallow anything."
And in your history of illness in the vendipanser will leave a trace of unshakable

I - I read today that the chickens bite with the hormone of the grandmother so that they are fatter and generally.. and the men hang on the sixth and half.
He’s no-woo, of course, I’ve become less willing, but it’s not because of the chicken I eat.

xxxx: We often use the eggs at home.
Mom drinks their milk and they run away.
Danny is gathering

xxx: such thoughts are strange... I read the fifth Harry Potter, it tells how the poor Harry had to endure Voldemort’s mood swings, but did not tell what was Voldemort himself? Did he catch Harry’s moods too? anger, jealousy, thirst to kill, sudden erections? Per his whole body was sick.

$#I, again a whisper about who should sit with the baby!

There is a simple solution: your brains have not matured before children, you do not need children - do not give birth.

She is at home on maternity leave with the child. I come home from work, spit on the bed. The dialogue:
Go sit down with Rome.
I: Len, I am tired. Give me 10 minutes to lie down.
When should I go to bed? I have been on his feet all day.
I: Is Romka sleeping during the day?
J is sleeping.
I: Here you sleep with him.
J: I am doing business. Look at what kind of house.
I am a second. For four months, you claim that you do not sleep when our son is asleep, therefore, you are doing something, and this dialogue between us and you ends every night with the word "hate". Tell me, are you doing shit?? to

The second day we didn’t talk.

The Finns have already hit us.
and yes? ) I don’t understand football!
Dime – It is certain
Because they play hockey.

From the Russian-language Estonian newspaper:

The Finns and Estonians after the Winter War do not love the Swedes, nor do they complain. The Swedes pay them with the same coin, are skeptical of the Norwegians and fear the Russians. The Norwegians spit on all of their oil a lot, but the Russians are also afraid - for every case. Estonians are highly attached to Latvians and are wildly afraid of Russians. Lithuanians despise Latvians and Estonians and are proud of their great past. Latvians, like the Baltic ones, sit on top of them and are also wildly afraid of the Russians. Russians are all fooled. They beat under Poltava the Swedish Charles the Twelfth and compare themselves only to the Germans.
They do not like Jews.

What is the roof! I have a cat with the wind! Good that inside. The window is plastic, the windows are tight. The child slept, relaxing, and the wind slipped on the surface. He would be stuck on the floor, clinging to the curtain. Now you need to buy new curtains, and somehow convince the cat to eat more so that the incident does not happen again.

Ivanova Ksenia - 19 years

Who I want to find:
Not drinking a man for re-marriage and joint children (there are 2 daughters).

People are normal? OO

Polygon, district center and clinic.
Table on the office: Dentistry.

I corresponded with a friend who tells how he and his boyfriend went to his friends:
She: Yesterday she was sick here, and she was very sick. Dimka came in the afternoon, gathered with him to the boys. My throat hurts, and I’m mostly silent. I broke up, and I go to gather. While I painted, he approaches from the back, I see him in the mirror, I turn and plunge him onto the bed, all such a cute, gentle and playful babysitter ^_^ I hang over him, I gently bend my head to the side, smile charmingly, and with a manly chilled voice I give "Time is approaching". He first pulls back from fear, and then fills himself with laughter. = = (
This is a shit girl.

From the blog of a good psychiatrist.
Once in the Baltic Sea a fishing boat disappeared. A few days later, a sailor came to the shore from this boat. They ask him: What happened? The cow fell from the sky and drowned the boat. Well, clear pen, go to psychiatrists, and find out for yourself. It turned out that the carriage pilots at one of the airfields stopped the bull, dragged it into the compartment and flew. Then he started flying. The entire plane could disappear. I had to open the applet. He saw the white light and ran out of the compartment, and at the bottom was the Baltic and a fishing boat.

What is more important in a girl? Breast or eyes?
It is the eyes.)
You’ve seen a lot of my photos. What color are my eyes?
He is like a carrier))
Okay, and the size of the chest? Okay, to the point? )
It is: 3-4
She is VOOOTT! My eyes are blue! On this subject, the breasts and eyes can be considered closed though you are right. A girl without eyes looks much worse than a girl without breasts.
He is :)))
She: But it turns out that if there are breasts, then the eyes immediately lose their appeal... And in general: the beauty of the eyes is back proportional to the size of the breast!

Fuck, your position is to deny it all.

She is: No!

The paradox is that this world is beautiful even with its fools – you just need to be able to use them properly.