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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5256
 16.05.2008
He just told us that our chief developer.

From the bank came the requirement to remove a button from one form, with the help of

the user was deleted, i.e. they decided not to delete them at all.

The task was downgraded to the programmer and after a few days he reposted "All

is done.”

The module was handed over to the bank.

A week later, a new error was corrected.

The point of the error was that the button remained, but it now

I couldn’t press... she ran by the mouse across the screen.



The programmer rejected the argument that he exactly performed the TZ,

The user could not be removed from the system.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5255
 16.05.2008
The less money a Russian man has, the more he drinks.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5254
 16.05.2008
K@tuFFFk@ (20:01:09 14/05/2008)
Flowers and smells?

FaVOR1T (20:01:17 14/05/2008)
The water turned off.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5253
 16.05.2008
MADSiril (23:01:27 13/05/2008)
I just stumbled upon the advertisement of a refrigerator with inets.

Delika (23:02:29 13/05/2008)
Oh... even that happens.)
There is no Wifi network.)

MADSiril (23:02:46 13/05/2008)


MADSiril (23:06:34 13/05/2008)
With artificial intelligence.
Sitting and he’s you "Hello", standing up "With a slander, your score is 0.8 kg, bravo! Yesterday’s record broken"




And then on the website will be the top results of the competition. I want to see it!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5252
 16.05.2008
He: Of course I’m scared of you, I’m sitting under the bed and writing you a SMS.
She: Poor boy, get out of the bed, it’s dark and cold! I will not bite.
He said, “You won’t bite, eat it in your mouth until you have sucked anything.”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5251
 16.05.2008
Eliazar: I went to the clinic today for a scheduled medical examination. On one of the stands was found an inscription: A condom will not replace your head on your shoulders.
Mary_in_red: 0_0 I always suspected that students of technical universities think differently, but to be so...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5250
 16.05.2008
I bought a new book today. I have a dispute with my sister about who to read first. I say to her, “Let it be so; whoever is wiser will give up.” She was offended =(
R4

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5249
 16.05.2008
At the post-match press conference, the head coach of FC Glasgow Rangers told the lawyer in a broken Russian: "Hui with you, your victory, lick the back of Grandpa!"
and drum under my nose on the same broken Russian: "A bells bells do-du, and I will go to work tomorrow", removed from the press conference...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5248
 16.05.2008
He is
Am I your way?

He is
Reply to)

She
Very... very... very... very... very... very... very much! I love you very much!

He is
There is no PMS yet.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5247
 16.05.2008
So I also wonder if I have a 220V connector, can they be delivered to the garage via wi-fi?

Wifi is possible. To do this, take a twisted pair of cat5 not less, connect all the veins to 220 volts. Then clamp this cable on the other side with the rj45 connector and insert it into the wifi access point. Do not forget to set the method of access, otherwise your connector will use the whole house!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5246
 16.05.2008
Our standard of living is less than some of us.
But on the level of man, I am sure we are not equal!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5245
 16.05.2008
Electricians are the first instrument of class justice. When I ride the electric car, I feel that I have a stone in my hand, the cell phone is ringing at the Vladimir station, and the annual stock of seeds is stored in the secret pocket of the sports suit. Because all the steep chariots with bankers, oligarchs and their fairies are forced to stop at the railway transit, when I pass by, grimping my proletarian wheels, all of this I and a few hundred other such miserables.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №5244
 16.05.2008
So, will I go for memory tomorrow?
2 is OK. I will lie.
I wonder if he is lying or standing. I will drive for memory.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5243
 16.05.2008
The Chinese are stupid.
I tell them – I won’t do it tomorrow – we have a holiday.
They are what...
Have you heard of war?
They – yes...
And then they add - and you are here?

They are fucking not stupid. They fuck you up.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5242
 16.05.2008
I ate a little snack today. That’s what happens now! I took the genital glands of a dead fish in my mouth! I am a necrozoologist!

No, you are a necrozoogomocannibal ?

The fucking!! It is zoogmonekrophagus.
Even in Wikipedia there are:
Cannibal is an animal that eats the animals of its species.

I think it’s just a dolby...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5241
 16.05.2008
1st Find out where to get hot water.
Very needed!
There is only a little warm in the crane.
I did not search on torrents.ru.
P.S I live in the center

Friend, if you find me, give me a link.
Three And what prevents you from pumping the usual from any file exchange, and already converting it into a hot one. There is a bunch of utilities (cold2hot, colonka 4.56, Kotel 2006).
4 is And ours are not behind. A useful universal praga is, "plate". In combination with the add-on "pot" works effectively.
5 is From the server Vodok Anal. But they seem to have puzzled you (hopefully temporarily) on IP. I will have to make the puddle myself. This is not very convenient (low speed), but it almost always works. If Gorgas didn’t have fun, of course.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5240
 16.05.2008
Mild Seven: Somehow claustrophobes and claustrophobes enter the elevator.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5239
 15.05.2008
Previously, the punks were considered the discards of society... Now the discards of society are the gopniks... Or does anyone disagree?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5238
 15.05.2008
1: Vodka "IT-shny" 512 grams, 64 turn...))))

2: Two to 128 in one dish... to half-measures unusual!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5237
 15.05.2008
From the ASK:

Katya: There are 100 rubles. I will exchange it tonight.
Phrk: Where will you go?
Katya: I’ll put you in the ass.
Phrase: is it fed?
Katya: In short, is it or not?? to
Damn, the question is what was it??? Weak signs of interruption?? to

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