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[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114479
 07.06.2015
A gay parade was held in Kiev. The radicals came – they wanted to "teach them life". The police intervened and got a bullshit. This is how the Homosexuals and the Right Seeks beat the Pirates together.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114478
 07.06.2015
The Conditioner
Compromises are different. We have the south side, a small cabinet for a bunch of people and only a few fans chase the air. They blow me terribly in the back! After the first spell of the cold neck decided to act. Everyone is hot, except me, well my body has been tuned to 25-35 degrees since childhood, 9 months a year I walk in a sweater. I spent the whole lunch, but came up with such an arrangement that like the fans of colds from the corridor, the windows were blown out, but as if their heads didn't spin, the entire cabinet, except me, fell under the stream. No one even understood what changed, but without any scandal, I arranged a local Sahara for myself and, hopefully, made life a little easier for the rest. Everyone is good :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114477
 07.06.2015
XXX: I am going on a date. I gave my mom the idea that I had to take a umbrella with me to fight back from late assaults, or put on clothes of clutch wire. She advised not to brush your teeth and spit in the nose during the concert. I am crying)

yyy : )))))

XXX: My mother has been killed. Break his finger on his hand, tell it to sex. And the wedding.)))) andquot;

xxx: and culmination: "It can sometimes be elegantly worn. It is not a banal"

The trolls instead of my parents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114476
 07.06.2015
The rats in the hamacks.
Folded on the sides,
The tail under the stomach.
Thin feet tremble,
falling on the mouth,
Unhealthy sorrow in the eyes.
The poor, the narrow,
To be a little warmer...

Because on Sunday
Turn off the heating!
It is a joke to say:
It was twenty-five before.
And today, look at:
Elijah twenty three!
(c) the
*this is about the real rats of the author, if anything, and not those who post pictures in the hospital :) *

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114475
 07.06.2015
Once our friend the doctor advised for a better sleep to read something monotonous at night. Sasha read the Gospel of Matthew and cried.
I, he says, still remember why I laughed: two brothers and dad went fishing. Someone came to them and said, Come with me. They dropped the boat, dropped the dad, dropped the fish, and went.
Do I have to believe? “I still understand when a man falls in love or gets drunk, he does inadequate deeds, but these two?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114474
 07.06.2015
His husband has a peculiarity - he began to sit very early, by the age of thirty he sat almost entirely. I, fucking, had to explain to the joke that it wasn’t I who brought him, he was already.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114473
 07.06.2015
They say that soon robots will be able to work with robots, wash dishes and cook food!
I didn’t have to rush to have kids.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114472
 07.06.2015
Can a person (who can swim) swim in gasoline?
YYY: It can, but not for long.
Zzzz: How interesting people live...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114471
 07.06.2015
Deniska: Endiny: what do we call people who are interested in shit? =) is
Endiny: deniska: beta testers (

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №114470
 06.06.2015
They moved from Kamchatka to St. Petersburg. They stopped getting sick. Petersburgers are developing, grieving about the weather and cheering for their survival in dark weather conditions. When for them in the spring in April snow fell - this grass barely sinked, and for us it is still a meter of snow above the previous ones, then it is useless to explain something :) But in the winter it is dark here, you won't argue.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114469
 06.06.2015
All book: Rest in Egypt. My mom and a friend decided to visit the hotel’s a la carte restaurant. Sitting down, a waitress approached them, all so beautiful, in a suit, with a towel, brought wine. My mom tried and smooked - acid was very strong. The waitress smiled guilty and asked in a broken Russian: “Hunja?”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114468
 06.06.2015
Roman Kutuzov: I thought the famous Bulgakov’s dialogue about “cat vs kit” was funny.
But today I learned how Ukrainian Woman Cat... "Woman Kiss".

Grandfather Müller: The expression of “Kiss on the Trees” suddenly gained a new, peaceful meaning.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114467
 06.06.2015
- Cylia, baby, afternoon under the pants of the pants. It is very cold outdoors. It freezes the meaning of life.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114466
 06.06.2015
Talk to a friend about a snack.

It is lunch time, sir. Do you want la ketchup sauce?
XHH: or Le Yishan from the best bowl?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114465
 06.06.2015
At breakfast, the head of the family, including the television, says in the space: "What’s interesting there?"
From the screen it goes out: "coughing*, you’t ask such stupid questions."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114464
 06.06.2015
The shock news! Inhabitants of Bobruisk created a giant bobra from shit and sticks! "Bobruisk - for the bobr, animal!"

Lovely people of Barbuda!

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114463
 06.06.2015
I don’t even know who is interested in the hysteria around YOO.
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Everyone is bluffing. Because of this hysteria (foolish, I admit) we did not have major conflicts after the Second World War.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114462
 06.06.2015
Purchased a restored German piano in 1934. It probably came into our country as a trophy.
I’m sitting and playing "Smile". Husband, thoughtfully: "Yes, on this instrument this song sounds well..."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114461
 06.06.2015
Tanya: Are we in a period of full trust?
Tagged: dear
Lav: Is our yesterday’s dispute about the power of your curtain against mine like a candy-bucket period?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114460
 06.06.2015
Whoever gets up early sits by the table and drinks coffee with mayonnaise. :D

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