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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6283
 02.06.2008
If you go toward destiny, you are moving with it.

in opposite directions.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6282
 02.06.2008
It was in 2001, in Primorye. The town of Spassk-D. There was our

part of. The city itself is surrounded by a swamp, which due to the availability of our technology

It was called “locator”. Beautiful place - leafy forest, night lights

Therefore, the officers often frightened the beast with two backs in the barrel.

The wheels. But the metal bombers were drawn to her by no means for romance,

So I had to keep my ear tight.

I entered the service engineer, I look at the telephone, suddenly I find out that the lights

I quit smoking, and I want to smoke, despite approaching midnight. decided

Walk to the station where there was calculation, lights, tea. of arms –

power cable and pathlight providing due to

ACB age 30 seconds of light. Trail of the forest and

Suddenly I hear a voice from the left. The cells were then in Primorye.

Luxury, so I had to rely on myself.

I crawl through the bushes to the gap, where lights and shadows flash.

I stopped at the very end and I see: they stand in a circle who in what gender

18-25-year-old freezes in the amount of 12-15, three to four candles lit

in the hands. In the center of some hippie in black shakes his hands, and in his legs

It’s a box from where the long “mime” comes from. All this personal

non-traditional religious concession under the direction of the "director" of something

He grumbled unclearly, and then shouted, like, “Come to us, Prince of the World.

This is!” Stretching his hands toward the sky.

Looking back, I make a decision in accordance with the order of the officer

You can stop the ugliness – head up!” I make a dough,

I direct the lamp to the face, pull out of the bushes half accurately

near the ear of the nearest and with a whispering cry, “Are you calling?”

I give light...

The reaction is incomprehensible: screams of horror, smell in the air and a crack of broken ones

The Bushes. Poland is empty.

The epilepsy. The black cat survived by taking the clique Satanist.

It was revealed the fact of the theft by the surrounding peasants of the coil wire on this

The fence area.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №6281
 02.06.2008
Mint stops the car with a drunk driver. A man leaves the car.

and breaks down:

All right, I got caught.

Mint answered:

Talk about something that didn’t happen!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6280
 02.06.2008
The brother woke up at three o’clock at night, approached and said, “Your time has passed, it’s time to play. OOO

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6279
 02.06.2008
Tagged with: ‎
The greeting!
PRATEY ‎
Hi to
PRATEY ‎
On what occasion?
Tagged with: ‎
In the sense?
PRATEY ‎
in direct
Tagged with: ‎
Well what?
PRATEY ‎
The Blonde?
PRATEY ‎
14 to 15 years?
Tagged with: ‎
Am I not taking you? I am a blonde 14 years old.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6278
 02.06.2008
VVV: We have borrowed! Everyone from the locker is downloading only one file from me - the movie "Hot White Nurses". The computer is unrealistically hanging!
FFF: They dropped him.
Vvv: No, he is funny =))
Vvv: And I’ll call it "Cold White Brothers"!
fff: thinly))
VVV : Oh! Immediately started to work!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6277
 02.06.2008
WOW: Why did you become so crazy, but you were always very friendly and sweet, and now cold and rough.
It’s frozen and not shaved!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6276
 02.06.2008
Andy666: more and more often I notice what my provider has brought me: by writing a manual address of the site - I constantly write - t...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6275
 02.06.2008
Do you want an original and unique song on your phone??? It is standard :-)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6274
 02.06.2008
Discets, perforators... that is, I met a guy here who really didn’t know what traffic was, and when I started to explain to him, I didn’t believe that there was anything but anymore.


Mosquito is fucking

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6273
 02.06.2008
She: I would love to repeat our walk with Olya. I would take you with me =)
He: Oh, I even know who...
She is a photographer
He is: and then?
Tagged with: mmmmmmmmmmmm
He: Cannes to Photograph Agree
If there is a striptease, I am with you.
She: So let’s go to the fire ;))
How much space your imagination will allow you.
The space of my imagination allows me so much that I am ashamed to say it.
She: Ah, Petya, Petya, how is it not ashamed?
He: But it is nothing.
He: My conscience allows me much less))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №6272
 02.06.2008
DDR-III: picture in the bus
The girl sits next to the one, and a drunkard sits next to her. He sits and looks between his legs. Sumtrite looks and says: "Stand up! to lie! It’s a shit!"
The girl in shock. He quietly shakes and tries not to look to the side of the hatch. he continues: "Silence! Then he turns to the girl and says, “The girl there is really like that!”!" (I pointed my fingers approximately 15-16cm...) the bus is already running. And here the phrase “hacha” is “little but boyfriendly” and throws the girl into a state of complete shock and hysteria. The conductor, realizing that this is not possible to start: a man well that you can afford it is not a toilet and you are not alone here children are small... He raised his eyes and began to realize what he said. The excuses about what he did not convince from fishing and the bag that he had just between his legs. The girl was swallowed with beer.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №6271
 02.06.2008
Ppz lived... before the song "Let there always be the sun.." the children sang in the kindergarten standing on the chairs.. and now it is sung by the gastrobatters behind my wall!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6270
 02.06.2008
Do you know what I want now?
2 What?
1 the sun. the sea. The beach. Cold wind from water. And here he... goes.
2 to 3 waves? 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6269
 02.06.2008
InuYasha: A bad girl is better than a good OS

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6268
 02.06.2008
In our harsh times, the simple word "zagugli" increasingly means: "Go, you guys!"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6267
 02.06.2008
1 1 1 Hello! What do you do?
222: Hello eat the 5 leaf sirene...
Do you believe in miracles?
222: No, I am hungry

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №6266
 02.06.2008
The man in status "is not lucky!!!!and "
I: Is it so?
He is a dead man!!! ) ) ) )
At the end of the day, they gave an annual subscription to the scallop.
I: So why is it not lucky? You wanted him so ;)
He: Do you not eat? I am going to the army :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №6265
 02.06.2008
.RITATUS]{ (00:14:04 31/05/2008)
Fuck...I have the nails as striking as I painted...fu

yyy (00:14:43 31/05/2008)
Hey...what kind of...? : D * ROFL *

.RITATUS]{ (00:15:39 31/05/2008)
What a bloody... Blind.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6264
 02.06.2008
Forum of Amateurs. The New Theme:
"Which of the celebrities you wanted to..."

and the participant:
to sleep?
I want to fuck?))

The Guru:
Called Valery. He has problems with registration. He said he was free on all matters.

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