When did you realize you were God?
Well, I prayed and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself!

mimi: you know, after the occasion when I was saved from the drunk mint by the local gopars, I am no longer surprised by anything in this country.)

At work, the employee, a blonde, 30 years old, renamed the folder "Procedures for accounting and identification of subscribers" to - literally quoted "DOCUMENTS WHAT ARE NECESSARY FOR WHAT"

It looks like a mistake, but it sounds like:"Coolon of toilet paper!"

It is said that in Moscow some finished pidaras beat the participants of the gay parade.

My friend's bzik - to collect all kinds of crafts from cardboard paper, and the main preference he gives to weapons. in the bedroom he has on the wall a whole arsenal of his own-handed glued machines, carabins, even rpg hangs. And he still has a kitten, who naturally does not sit in place, and when he penetrates into the bedroom, he of course tries to arrange for the disarmament of the owner.

So, he came to a friend guests he had never been at home before. Snooping in the living room. A friend went to himself with the words, he said "Now I will show you something interesting." guests intriguedly quieted and in this silence the bedroom reads:

Where are you going to shop for the calas?!...

The reaction of the guests should have been seen)))))))

The fucking topol!
Joe is allergic?
Yami : No! I bought the ice cream in the glass for the last money, went out, and it was a fucking, it became smelly!

I wanted to write a few phrases. Then I realized that I was writing shit and decided not to write.
You would be so too.

Damn, I have all the slaves dead today.
XXX: The Rice

The Russian-Japanese War
One European newspaper wrote about one battle like this:
And here are the Russians shouting: JOP-TWO-YMAT, which means, I have died for the Tsar, have rushed to attack!

A real student can deal with the devil on favorable terms.

I am engaged in SEO optimization of the site... And here I go from work, and near the station the grandmothers rent housing on a daily basis and bubble one "apartment, room, on a daily basis, I rent"... The first thought - the grandmother under the search engines is optimized, tags says...

C formspring.me

Question: How do you feel about oral sex?

Answer: My mouth is firmly occupied with the granite of science.

What can be more fun than having sex with a girl?

Unfortunate you say?
And today I was excited by taking the hose out of the gasoline tank...
Give it to the first one!!! to

He: And why do you not even take the boys?
She: No, and why?
How to... give
The burning sun
You are half naked in sexy swimsuits.
Drops of water shine on your lush busts
The men are digging the card!! to

He hanged an insect net over his bed. In the evening there was a bunch of mosquitoes, I dive under the net and sleep. I wake up in the morning, the mosquitoes still sit on the grid and the eyes are sad and sad.

You have no sight! OO

xxx: Personally, I’m removing stickers not because they’re fashionable, but because they spoil the appearance of the device.
YYY: Okay, what about the one who had no stickers on the bucket in principle? and :)
Please tell me what a laptop is :)
MacBook Pro 13"
Zzzz: Don’t get out of it.
YYYY : )

The June. 5 the class. The Summer Practice. The children were taken to church. Something was told there, showed them, and then explained which candles to put. have put.
The next day. Parents of children in hysteria, in turn call the class leader - half the class of children put candles to the whole family for rest, the other half does not remember where to put. A nice pop calls, explains the situation. Pope’s verdict: “God will do it himself.”

I read announcements.
Three very young pigs, weighing about 50 kg, who have not even had time to see true love, on Friday evening will go under the knife and on Saturday morning will be brought to the city. It is with great pleasure to come with you to the shelters in enameled dishes.

I was crying))