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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98713
 02.06.2014
I had to drive from St. Petersburg to Novokuznetsk. He made a discovery for himself:
The roads are divided as follows: to Nizhny Novgorod and after it. Those that have subcategories:
1st The P! The interruption. They make roads.
2nd How the roads were made;
Three Just a p*t;

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98712
 02.06.2014
Previously, people lived in a kind of good way - according to the commandments of God, in a harmonious love for their neighbor, whose soul from time to time was purified on the fire of the Inquisition.

[ + 20 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98711
 02.06.2014
Added to:
xxx: However, the series Ukraine and
The Game of Thrones.

As a local, I will say: Unfortunately, the leaders of the ruling houses are rarely killed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98710
 02.06.2014
I killed two flies during sex today.
YYY: During whose sex?
XXX: During their sex!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98709
 02.06.2014
The Russian Murphy Law:
Whatever officials do, they ultimately do it for themselves.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98708
 02.06.2014
I’m 19 years old, and it’s probably not normal in today’s world, but I’ve loved policemen since I was a kid. For some reason, when I see policemen patroling the subway station, the soul becomes somewhat calmer.
I'm coming from college today and I'm in a good mood. I see, on the "Belarus radial" there are two, well, something bothered me to approach them.
I approach and say:
“Do you know how calm it becomes when you see the passengers in the subway being guarded by the police. Thanks to you!
One officer says to another:
“Mlya, Siroga, another smoked, we take it.
It was the first time I had a drug test.
Say good things to people...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №98707
 02.06.2014
The new President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko announced that he will restore the economy of the country, destroyed under Yanukovych, in which the Minister of Economic Development was Petro Poroshenko.

[ + 32 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98706
 02.06.2014
The time machine exists.
Syrian scientists last year with her help managed to capture a video of how militias yesterday detonated an anti-aircraft missile system in Donetsk!
It is true that they have a glut: for some reason they thought they had it in Syria.

Can the Russian TV be lying?! to

[ + 19 - ] [20 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98705
 02.06.2014
You are the wrong optimist. Look as you should. All shops and shops were forced to remove cigarettes from the windows. To our smoking tribe. But there is a positive point in this: now on the question "Is there a Malboro light?" no hammer-seller will rush "On the window, everything, eyes of mind!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98704
 02.06.2014
Requirements for the candidate
The Education:...
Experience of work:...
Requirements: good PC knowledge, mindfulness, the desire to grow and develop in the laboratory

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98703
 02.06.2014
Yesterday I met a guy, Vova Sutener.
He is actually a philphak student. The name is because he’s the only guy in the group.)

[ + 31 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98702
 02.06.2014
If in 1985 a young lieutenant of the 876th separate landing and assault battalion of the Marines of the Northern Fleet Sergei Kulchitsky was told that twenty-nine years later, he, already a general, would be burned in a Mi-8 helicopter by the Russians! the militias against whom he will carry out punishment (!!) Operation in Ukraine!!!Serena would probably just laugh.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98701
 02.06.2014
Mail in the chat:
Someone : Hi!
I say hello)
Someone: What is your name?
by Irina
Show me your breasts.
I: How about you?
See also: Anton
How old are you, Antonia?
18 and you?
You are still a little boy, I am 25.
I like the older ones! :)
I: I too...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98700
 02.06.2014
I turned on the TV and the rhinos were fucking. I didn’t turn off the TV because I don’t see it often.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98699
 02.06.2014
DerArto: If you suddenly stumbled on a cat or washed someone else's shirt, then you can smooth your guilt both literally and translatively.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98698
 02.06.2014
Really cool is not the one who became a space tourist, but the one who ordered a prostitute there!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98697
 02.06.2014
"Thanks to you":
For this miracle:

xxx: May 31 with Pasha we go out of the food store, I ask: "Sumky in the luggage?", which I hear the answer: "No, there is a tree". We never had a tree at home. In the courtyard on May 31.

Then, of course, it turned out – his mother is doing repairs, and he decided to take her tree until she threw it out so that we finally had a normal New Year.

XX: But at first I was a little in shock.

This is very important....

Did he take a tree from his mother in May while she (mother) is her (tree) - or vice versa??? - did not throw out (ah, may in the courtyard, how-no-how) that they finally had a normal New Year - ah, in half a year, yeah. Fuck you!!! to
Friend's reaction: "But at first I was a bit shocked." At first!!! very little!! Blah a-a-a!! I’m still in a deep shower of this eloxy hatchback! And she - "a little in shock, at first"... And then, meaning, - caneshna, take, NORMAL NEW YEAR (next) we will meet.... or the previous??? Is it better late than never?
"Stop the Earth, I will descend" in nature...
------------
The tree is artificial. A normal new year in perspective.
You can fall, but no one will stop the planet for the sake of idiots. Somehow by myself.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98696
 01.06.2014
I am not afraid of other people. I fear myself. No one has hurt me as much as I did myself.

[ + 43 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98695
 01.06.2014
From VKontakte.
The Black Mirror
Sorry, but you have to know the truth. Late at night, between 2 and 3 o’clock at night, go to the bathroom, never turn on the light, take a lighter or light bulb with you. Close the door behind you and stand in the dark, turn your face to the mirror, for 5 minutes try to look in the mirror in the outer dark, then try to light the lighting / scream with a light bulb, but only once, if you fail, then immediately, immediately open the door and as quietly as possible, without making abrupt movements, leave the bathroom and turn on the light. If you succeed... well, you will learn and learn a lot of new things, but I once again apologize to you for this.

The stones:
I saw my brother. Should it be?

I did everything as written, but I did not see your brother. Probably mistaken in something...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98694
 01.06.2014
My friend complained about a creative mess.

The real mess on the table is when you find the calendar for the 98th year...

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