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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114279
 02.06.2015
I am looking for a disk clean for a diploma, and I found a disk with porn images. The 90’s were crying. Three times.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114278
 02.06.2015
XXX: Opening the mailbox today, I found nuts there. Whether the mail pigeons have passed on them from the seeds, or whether the mail is now carried by the whites.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114277
 02.06.2015
What are your plans for the evening?
They are busy. My mom and I go for a walk.
You have 16 with a tail, a healthy forehead, and all with your mom)))))))
First, my mom is older than me, only 20 years old, and second, she looks much better than you. : r

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114276
 02.06.2015
Here is :
Am...

My mother is alcoholic and drinks regularly.
- Mother hits on the children, more enthusiastic about the new hatchback.
My mother is often seriously ill.
- Mother "sitters sometimes in a psychiatric room.

Is your mother working late? In my childhood, this was the most common reason.
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When the elderly was assigned to kindergarten, the wife was on the rescue, then the child was chesty and restless, then the wife also broke her leg.
The kindergarten is not far from us, but far from us. I took the little girl away in the morning, and I took the whole family of my wife, who could, and in the evening I took her away from them when I could. My aunt went to meetings.
In the kindergarten, I also periodically wondered: do we have a mother?
In general, they saw their mother only two years later.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114275
 02.06.2015
XX: I think treating the great Egyptian cranberry is also expensive
XX: but the dream is flawed
yy: any Egyptian fever to treat is expensive)
Yy: especially if it is large and winged.
Yy: what the Sphinx brought to
Yy: And obviously he had only a cold.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114274
 02.06.2015
For some reason, there was no time after the update of the apps "oh super, it became so cool!"
And always " why did they do that?and "

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №114273
 02.06.2015
The little son asks Stalewar’s father:
Daddy Daddy! I was told by Kolka here that all metalurgists are Gandons, is it true?
Not all, only the previous change.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114272
 02.06.2015
It is more prosaic. Voluntary option on the foundations of Orthodoxy. The teaching is filled with a speech about the mountain sermon, the miracles and the human love of God. And then I raise my hand and polently ask why Jesus did not advocate the abolition of slavery and other forms of oppression. She looked at me for a moment and then kicked me out of the class. This is the only time in all the years of study. I never believed the preachers.
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The tenth commandment breaks the patterns)))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114271
 02.06.2015
You are fooling Jacqueline here. This humanity has made a huge contribution to the development of air transportation in the Russian Federation and, it seems, will still make.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114270
 02.06.2015
There was an interesting scene at McDonald’s today.
A family with a bunch of children, 5 boys and 1 girl. A seven-year-old boy with a crying voice says:
Is that what is special about me? Kolya is the oldest, Senya is the youngest, Anya is the only girl, Sasha and Igor are twins, and what am I?
Here the father, without breaking away from the naggets, gives out:
You were planned.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114269
 02.06.2015
If your son/daughter becomes gay/lesbian then we will see how tolerant you are.

A woman with a 3-month-old baby came to the doctor for another
and verification. The doctor, a young scout, will try to prove himself as a specialist.
When it turns out that the baby is slightly underweight, the doctor asks:
"Is it on breastfeeding or on artificial?"After receiving the answer,
What’s on the chest, the doctor says: "Dress up your belt." Well, it’s so.
and did. The doctor started mocking and massaging her breasts, and so, and so.
Edak, twenty minutes tried, and says: "It's no wonder that the child
It suspects. You don’t have a drop of milk!" The woman answers:
" I know I am his grandmother. I am so glad you came!"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114268
 02.06.2015
by DURAL:

I love the local ladies, who under the guise of men are trying to convince the public that a swollen pear is exciting :)))

You will also say that the children are wanted by the husbands, not the wives :)
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Shrek, you are Balbes (C)
Not because you don’t want children. It is everyone’s personal affair. And that’s because you judge others by yourself, you’re a fool.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №114267
 02.06.2015
Independent assembly of furniture, patching wallpapers and repairing the whole is a process when the husband learns that he is not "Love", "Dear" and "Zay", but "Herr Handless".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114266
 02.06.2015
The youngest daughter was 10 years old. On June 1, the grandmother came to congratulate her, accepted the gifts and asked, “Ba, do you have children?” by Daaa? Where are you doing it?"
So the child discovered for himself a terrible secret that the mother is the daughter of the grandmother.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114265
 02.06.2015
There is a rumor that they really want to remove the plates, and instead of them everywhere to let the two-storey shops, where the price will be lower than in the usual coupe, but higher than in the plates

Why the noise? This resort is already running Moscow-Adler, launched Moscow-Kazan. As a child, Yakunin was apparently frightened in a placard car. He officially stated that he wanted to eradicate the plac...
I’t go there at a price below the plateau. Ladders down and up from the entrance. There is no Titan. The conductor of the tea. With 64 passengers. The shelf above the door, like in the coupe, is not. The baggage shelf, as in the placard, too. The space under the lower shelf is smaller than in normal cars. All in all, there is nowhere to go, even the mattress is torn. At the top of the shelf is tighter than it was. The window from the upper shelf is not visible. To lock in this jacquard.
In China, which can be seen, two-storey were tried and dropped. There are two main types: speed, 300 km / h, with chairs - he passes 2300 km in 8 hours, there is no need to lie down. And the plateau type of ours, but since the size is already - there are no sideways, instead of them seats and narrow tables, there are places for sitting, who is nearby. Moreover, this platecard is once and a half times faster than our fast and firm...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114264
 02.06.2015
Go out with your gays. You talk so hot about them that it’s as if you’re all personally fucked or at least forced to watch gay porn.

I personally don’t care about them, what I wish for everyone else.

by OdminkoteBezshredder

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №114263
 02.06.2015
It was this:

As the former nurses explained to me, "living by the concepts" - you are already a peder, even if you just made a girl a cuni. But if you brutally struck someone in the ass or at least gave him the cheek, you are not a peder - you are a clear guy. This is the kind of logic they have... And if you don’t get up on the men, it’s only because you haven’t been in jail yet.

But this is the reason for the "incompetence" of many men in bedwork. Our society is largely criminalized (after the devil, the 90s, the ‘blat romance’), plus the situation in the country is unstable. And if a man did not sit, it means that he has not been sitting yet. Here are the men and they subconsciously compare to the narras (sometimes not realizing it). And any sex, other than the "sweet-out and went", according to the "concepts" - scam. This, in particular, is the uniformity in sex, which many ladies complain about here.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №114262
 02.06.2015
To us to the firm somehow safely delivered a letter from Germany, the sender address wrote as "Barry King str." Although in fact we are at "ul. Tagged with"
At the same time, once the customers confused and wrote a letter to the address "per.Barykin" instead of "ul." - so they were returned with a notification that "there is no such address". The postmen suddenly decided to be principled.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114261
 02.06.2015
Regarding "medicine" - look at your diploma and find out if you have studied medicine. And as for everything else – if you are attracted to the opposite sex, then it doesn’t matter what you do.

What amazes me is the logic of comrades (of the same often) that dream to engage the mouth and ass of a woman, although the woman is equipped with a much more convenient connector, and try to believe that it would be more cool, but homosexuality is denounced allegedly because of the same involved ass - although the man is just bigger like there is nowhere.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №114260
 02.06.2015
From what horror should normal people learn to understand the kinds of shit? A pedophile or a pedophile – let the psychiatrists understand, for me the main thing is that they either control themselves throughout their lives and do not try to hang the tables on themselves, or are isolated from that society in which they are unable to exist without conflict. Or is society to blame people who are born with mental disorders?
And don’t even think of wrapping physical disabled people here – they are not even capable of pretending to be healthy, otherwise many would do so.
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The concept of "normal man" has its own. For me, for example, this concept implies tolerance to the opinions of others, logical thinking and good erudition. "Being normal" is quite real, it is enough to say less. Based on this and your logic, you should be hit in the rights for non-conformity. Such things. Do you like the prospect?

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