Buy the batteries! The batteries will never sit down!

How to fuck these fucking films on the iPhone 4 can cost 30 backs? Are they from the shit??? to

forum "about neighbors on top who move furniture at 3 p.m.":

"I have the floor above on Sundays as if the wool is rubbing. First, he is dragged around the apartment, the horns for all the furniture are attached. Then somebody puts the barrel. Then quietly, then several times - a buch, a buch, like a dull tail on a thick neck. Then the tail is wrapped into the floor. It’s been 7 years"

Nera

Today we worked half a day trying to find the optimal place for the condey. They examined the entire wall, exampled something, measured, applied. The hardest creative process. As a result, one of the workers stumbled awkwardly and broke a hole in the wall with an instrument. In fact, the place for the condé is immediately determined) are already hanging)))

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Create an anonymous search club.
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Hi, I am Alexander and I fucked the bill. and :(
and boys*
Alexander, sit down here.

I am sitting with a 2 year old girlfriend.
xxx: here your son demanded to draw "mami titi". I’m not a scam, but he’s now licking the album.

I was told about the beauty contest. The winner was shown. The news is much more beautiful.

Sun I love you!
He said: What is this?
She: Just so is it. So many men are just terrible goats and wretches! You are the best among them!

I was with Epic Feel today. I went to sort at work, and he was such a small, square and up a small window for light, well just like a subwoofer only enlarged in size :) and something I did not eat, in general I first pierced so that the glass drizzled :) I listened, as if nobody was scratching, and I thought that nobody heard, but when I fucking came out of the toilet around him there was a man five with big eyes and lilies to the ears :) Blyin, as they did not call me that day, Perdue earthquake and Goodbye titanic was the most gentle among them :) Now I am afraid to just go to the toilet, everyone rides right away :\\

64% of girls are stupid
I belong to the remaining 16%.
WOW = =

Sirius: Thousands of years ago, Atlantis lived on Earth, which built the greatest and most progressive civilization. But one day they calculated that their mainland Atlantis had to go to the bottom, and in order to prevent this and strengthen the foundation of the lithospheric plates underneath them, they had to work on Saturdays too. After reflecting, the smart Atlanta decided to go down rather than go to work on Saturday. They did not become...

You don’t like my parents. They want to see someone else with me.
2: You know, in the LDPR is Zhirinovsky. without importance. And the heads of power: Yeltsin, Putin, Medvedev are changing. And Zhirik is always in the opposition, whoever is at the top of power, no one likes him.
Guess who your parents remind me of?

Yesterday I drank a little vodka with friends and decided to continue in the fresh air. Going for a walk, I decided to take away garbage, so to speak, to combine pleasant with useful. Not finding the home of garbage bags took large from the supermarket. I will specify separately that I usually walk in a classic costume. And here I go to myself through the dark street to the point of the meeting, as two bodies are clinging to me with a loose walk. Although, in principle, I am not a fool to give in the mouth, something at that moment kept me from rushing to unleash the conflict. This resulted in the following dialogue:
Will not smoke?
and no.
* pause * apparently loading the conversation program
Give the packages!
I had to give without dispute. They say there is no service in Russia.

The modern art of extraction is: sitting with a stone face in the office and roaring in the aska "EHOOOOOUUUU!!!! I am the King of the World!!and "

A friend, with a clever philosophical expression, literally: "Something lately has been in my eyes all the time beautiful men... whether in nature something is improving... whether my shortcomings have worsened..."

I sit down and eat ice cream – a barrel in a vaffle crunch. I get from the paper, I hold my hand. My mother disapproves:

- It will be so broken... And it will grow in the hand... Let me eat right!! to

I always plan everything in advance.
What a sense, no matter what kind of knockout will happen and all the plans are on the brink.
I:-A good plan should be calculated at least ten times. -I clapped.I understood the ambiguity of the phrase by the cunning smiles of the interlocutors.

How did you go to football where Serega played?
They lost 7 to 2.
(Is it so?
Well, if you want them to have the goalkeeper’s name Yadirko...
It is sad (

It was so that to the Lord God himself – call him Savoof or Jehovah, it doesn’t matter to him! The German Emperor came to the Lord God and asked, "Respond, Lord, when will my German people be happy?" “Don’t live to me,” said the German Emperor and cried. Then the King of England came and asked, “In how many years will my English people be happy?”The Lord put on his glasses and looked into the Book, “In seventy-seven years, King.” “Don’t live for me!” said the English king and cried. Then the American president came and asked about his people. “In forty-three years,” said the Lord. “Don’t live to me!” the president cried. And finally the Russian tsar himself appeared: "Say, lord, when will Russia be happy?" "Do not live me!" - said the Lord and cried with the most burning tears.

B. Vasilyev "And there was evening and there was morning "

There was a case at work. The boss on one client is the melody of Lady Gaga "Juda". The client calls. The colleague asked, “What is the composition?". When Lady Gaga heard Judah answer, she asked, “Who is Judah?” There was silence in the office. Someone tried to explain: “Who betrayed Jesus?” The answer was amazing: “Who?” The whole office was told that it was Judas who betrayed Jesus. But the question from this cute girl, “How does Gaga know our Bible?” caused the whole office to hysterize.