I work in the factory, I walk through the noisy shop every morning. Say hello to everyone. After a while, I realized that I was not heard anyway. I decided not to shake my head and move my lips, like "Hello". Yesterday I realized that I was not the only one that was so smart when two people in a row, passing through the off-off silent workshop, kicked my head and moved my lips))))

Fintipers respirators were obtained for safe refuelling of cartridges. The appearance of the mask suggests associations, and there was also a cell phone with the ringtone of the Imperial March.
Five adult uncles whisper and whisper, and have no strength to answer the call.
DGC(C)

xxx: That's what, one day after sex, a graduate student offered me to solve a functional sample.
had to decide.
XXX: It didn’t happen at all.
Later, she admitted that she had chosen her bridegroom.

Here is this:

Site of acquaintance:

and Ruslan:
You are so beautiful, just a dream.
) )
by Anna:
Compliments do not work for me.

How did you get, arrogant and self-loving fools. Do you know yourself what you need? Or are you sitting on dating sites, trying at least a little to raise your HRV at the expense of illiterate and insecure guys? Write clearly what you need and don’t fuck anyone’s brain. I too, the Queen.

Those who write:
To this / to that / "Smart" / "Smart" / This / Tom.
If you go to the forum or in (__), it is better to read the jokes of schoolchildren and blondes than your comments, corrections and additions.

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Per with such a sensitive heart and a stunning sense of tact in the Middle Ages you would have been struck with a spade.

xxx> When I see Sasha Grey in the news, the hands themselves stretch to wrap forward for 2 minutes

Under our windows is a playground of kindergarten, respectively, in the daytime we often wake up from sound effects. Usually not only children’s cries are heard, but also the loving voices of educators: “Aloenochka, don’t eat the sand,” “Arkaša, stop beating the Petenka with the brick.” And then one day, interrupting all this noise, there is a loud low voice of the teacher: "Prohor! Get up from your knees!And it is!''

>>>I answer without any back-thinking: "Only cat filets". At the edge of my eyes I see a teenager standing next to me, looking at me with horror.

In the refrigerator, the chicken was lying with a goose. The husband opens it, looks at it and gives "Let’s cut off the cat’s ass?"My eyes were like that boy’s, until I realized he was about the chicken ass)

I just went to the job of a translator. In the test it was necessary to translate the line from the song "You're still here". From the point of view of HR, this phrase should be translated as follows: "You. of steel. This is" And then you ask why translations are so bad. Our brother is chosen by those who do not understand languages even at the simplest level.

The xxx:
What do you want for DR?

YYYY :
Apartment

The xxx:
What do you think you will get?

YYYY :
fucking

The xxx:
Here we agreed.
It’s good when expectations match reality.

My husband and his wife bought a car. She says that she had been drinking it for a long time and persuaded her to buy a cheaper one, but when she was going home from the salon, her husband had tears in his eyes, from pleasure, from convenience, etc. So she silenced, penetrated. I’ve been living in Gibraltar for thirty years, I understand that.

Here is your beer. Do you want beer?
Q: I wish, but I fear you will refuse.
A: There is a beautiful bastard.

- She has such "smart" twenty things for a shift. The only way to save your nerves and work is to skip your ears.
And you better say thank you and leave the tea if the waitress liked it.