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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114219
 01.06.2015
Especially warrior...

The Last Commander
In the flowers and silence.
It will be clear without words,
There was no one to shoot.

The Earth is tired.
and the white grasses.
The waves will spread news,
There was nothing to share.

The yellow spiral of the sun
Turn and start again.
Counting of New Birthdays
In a world without war.

Heroes of all fronts,
Forgetting why and why,
They will smile and understand.
There was no one to shoot.

The Last Commander
In the flowers and silence.

All the world!

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114218
 01.06.2015
Like a penguin, neither feed, and the straws will not surpass him anyway.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №114217
 01.06.2015
Walking through Buenos Aires reminded me of a long history. In the early 1970s, we held the first major international conference with the participation of many renowned scientists. Most of them came to the USSR for the first time and they naturally wanted to see the sights. I come from a small Russian town on the Volga. Let me think I will bring my colleagues to my little homeland, and at the same time I will look at the tomb of my parents. We took the institutional RAFik (the Riga automobile factory - it was then) and went. It is not me to tell you about the poor houses on the sidelines, the shelters, the women and the men in incomprehensible clothes on the wreckage. Yes, my own homeland met with strawberries, meadows, rows in shops. But there was a day off, a holiday of the type of harvest collection, the orchestra of the local music school was set up on the square near Kalanchi fire.
Dozens of kids with violins, baseball and guitar. Their girlfriend director said something to the spectators and the orchestra played. before the eyes of foreign colleagues. Shock, surprise, delight, astonishment – like, here in the midst of the lounges, the drunken audience, the Leninist portraits, far from civilization and suddenly sounds Astor Piazzolla! The Children’s Orchestra. And how it sounds - a licked bayon instead of a bandoneon!! How they hugged the boys and the girl of the conductor! Where is the Perlamout concert here in the deaf province? The girl's leader - her name was Masha Podoxik (therefore I remembered her name) - said that her father radio amateur recorded on the magnetophone music transmissions of different countries, and she liked to learn with students. in the hearing. On the way back, my foreign colleagues whispered about something for a long time, wrote something in the notebook - Then asked to check whether they correctly recorded the address and name of the girl director.

I do not know how her fate was. I hope it is okay. But when I hear Spring on the streets of Buenos Aires, for some reason I remember that provincial Russian town and a children’s orchestra on a rainy bridge with their little girl conductor. and Amen.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114216
 01.06.2015
Human genius takes one obstacle after another, and human debility knows no obstacles at all.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114215
 01.06.2015
xxx: I have a senior project manager, Natasha. She is 30. Three sons. The younger went to school last year.
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Ostap had a printing machine with a Turkish accent, and the author of the quotation, see, the laptop is the same.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114214
 01.06.2015
The Judges!

The summer has arrived, June. It is not very sunny because it is night.
And with you?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114213
 01.06.2015
One good boy was raised and raised by two men... And he grew up, became a villain and captured the world. Not in our galaxy, but in a distant galaxy.

and...
What only these men will not come up with, so that the responsibilities of caring for, educating and raising children on women will be removed.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №114212
 01.06.2015
All latent spiders, carrots, rats, frogs, and so on.
Read once and remember: the accusations of latent homosexuality are not based on the logic of which you are all eager to prove, but on a study in which homophobes measure their erections while watching gay porn. All as one claimed that what was seen was disgusting, wild and immoral, but the brainstorm did not listen and for some reason stood up. And he stood up much more than the non-homophobes. You can argue with the research, but for the sake of God, stop shouting “I’m a latent boiled onion!”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №114211
 01.06.2015
There is a discussion about what to play. Black Desert Online is currently available only in Korean.
No, in Korean it is too much.
YYY: And I’m ready to insist so hard.
The xxx:
So where to chew?
- Well look... a circle, underneath it a stick, a circle, a stick through two lines..."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114210
 01.06.2015
situation at work.
Employee 1 (50+) comes to work - beautiful such a whole, in a long dress, in a hat. Dressed in working shape. A hat in the closet.
After some time comes another employee - her girlfriend (also 50+, in the past - a stewardess, for whom the appearance is not just a discipline, but a way of life). C2 sees the hat on the shelf.
Oh what a hat!! Tania, is it yours?
S1 and AAA! with pride)
C2: The Italian slum, probably? (He wraps his hat in his hand, admired)
S1 and so on! ( is satisfied )
S2: I need that too! Hats on to work!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №114209
 01.06.2015
Unknown to:

We have gay at work. Such a nice guy, stylish, not to say manned, but there is something like that in him. The building is large, no one wears beige. Many people talk, talk, but they don’t know each other’s names. How he’s called, I, like many, don’t know, so when you need to mention him, I say ‘which gay is from such a floor.’ In response, I usually hear, "I don't think he's gay, but just a bit of a metrosexual. Because in the minds of many gay-bad, and if a person is good and you communicate with him normally, the brain can not allow him to be bad (gay) and is looking for another explanation. This is especially evident in the fierce opponents of gay.
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What nonsense... Didn’t you think it’s just disgraceful, especially because the man didn’t tell you about his sexual orientation? Other employees hint on you, hint on you, and everything does not reach you. Most likely you are called "this is hamlo"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №114208
 01.06.2015
Mutko understood the main principle: in English you need to speak confidently, so that all journalists begin to doubt whether they know English.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114207
 01.06.2015
Do people pass laws by parades?
Let the party run and fuck the bills.
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Do you think I am feeding the power from my taxes? For the pleasure? I don’t need those knives! If anyone put his ass in the parliamentary chair, let him fuck up such laws that I’t even think about organizing a parade! And then re-elect an unhealthy legislator can be not only ballots, but also villas. It will get even better.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114206
 01.06.2015
was not. As soon as a homosexual couple conceives and gives birth to their child (from two fathers or two mothers), then, and only then, it would be possible to talk about the generalization of the right to have children for all homosexual couples. and "self" childless There is no other basis for such a right.
And yes - rights are not taken from the ceiling according to the principle of "a mine of a pet"; rights derive from opportunities and are accompanied by duties, both personal and social.
Homosexuality fighters do not want to bear social duties, they only want rights. There is no balance, conflict is inevitable.
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Something I didn’t understand... Probably rejection children testify that heterosexuals are terribly socially responsible? =^x.x^= And the fact that gay couples can not have their children, but can only give parental warmth to those who have been abandoned heterosexual - is it now those couples will go down? Go in your ass, hypocrites.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №114205
 01.06.2015
You, my dear friend, that’s all right. Why would this man who bakes biscuits and breeds violets be a latent gay? Even if he is still married to a powerful woman? He probably likes violets, biscuits and powerful women. Do not put on unnecessary labels.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №114204
 01.06.2015
Do you have internet in Turkey?
Yyy: No shit from the Russian post

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №114203
 01.06.2015
similarly!
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And it was meant to me that Karl was the one that Friedrich Hieronymus, etc., explained here—and sadly even became.

They put raw powder, Karl! They want to stop you, Karl!"
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Only, by the way, we are only two here who remember this scene, not comics for children 5 years old.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114202
 01.06.2015
The wife took a large order after a long break at work, she sews for many hours in a row. After another trance, bending and pulling:
“You know, I was surprised to find a bunch of muscles in my arms, shoulders and back that I didn’t even know existed!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114201
 01.06.2015
I don’t know if this is a joke or not. They fear that tourists will not dismantle the pyramids.
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Not an anecdote. Just imagine how many people are on the pyramids every day.
In Thailand, for the same reason, it is not allowed to collect and export corals and shellfish from the islands. You can get a fine or go to jail.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №114200
 01.06.2015
Sokol70: Once in Eldorado I was offered to set up Windows for 3000 p. Since then I have stopped buying anything.

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