f0sters ^_^
I see you have too many chromosomes. I don’t understand... I’m talking about Dawn! So understandable?

The xxx:
We went on a trip to the area, a 300 km road, we left at 5 a.m.
The xxx:
The guy who is driving has barely opened his eyes and says:"Katy, do anything to avoid wanting to sleep. You can" I say:"It is easy! I can do so that you not only do not close your eyes all the way, but also remove the feeling of sleep with your hand! How is he??? Get out of the car, I’ll sit down.

Q: Hi, tell how to change the scale in contact
A: Press the control and rotate the mouse wheel
A: and if there is no mouse, then immediately approach the face to the screen.

YYY: And you think too. Is she cute?
YYY: There is no correct answer
XXX: No
YYY: KISS

WOW: Maybe next year, you’ll buy a cool camera and take pictures of me in the new style.
Is he naked?
In the style of “new”!
HH: How is it?
The naked...

Only in our country can you see the inscription on the wall “Gay-Pydoras!!“!”

My abortion finally, after 5 years, made me an offer. I choose clothes with my mom. The problem is that the figure is slim, and the 4th size of the chest - not all models fit, and those that fit are not very seated. Overall, I watched just a couple of dresses out of 40 overmeasured. I go home and cook a sad dinner. My grandson approaches two meters from the back, hugs and asks:

Why is it so sad, my sun?
I: Yes, so and so, I can’t pick up a dress from behind my chest that I like.
He said, “You are on your chest. Without her, you’t have been here!

Oh the ladies! What you need to sing in front of your balcony that you would collapse together with the balcony!!!? to
- I was singing once... under black metal a song about me... so they said, And this song is dedicated to a very nice girl and just a good man... called this song... Die Bitch Die... I don't think it needs translation..)))

xxx: I tried to register mail on Yandex with an ahaha login. There is one, has tried ahahha. Also exists. So I reached 30 characters and what do you think? And this is. Which idiot did it?! to
I don’t really know what kind of idiot he belongs to, but the idiot who wants this soap, I know personally.

I have been dealing with the original trolling for several weeks.

My husband and I live in an apartment on the first floor. On the side of the street, the carnise is wide and flat, and for a few weeks a strange cat has been hanging there. And unforced so, he will jump on the carniz and sit calmly.
Seeing this, our pet runs on the window with all his legs, removing pots with flowers from it, begins to rush on the glass, whistle, whistle, scratch the window in an attempt to punish the guest. The guest does not react at all. He continues to sit completely quietly on the carnise, standing by our window and watching the rage of our cat. He sits a little and leaves. After a couple of hours comes and chaos begins again at home, our cat begins to spit and scratch the glass. It turns out among the cats there are also trolls, who are scared to watch how they are heated and sprinkled with saliva.
The husband, tired of watching the constant urges of the pet to invade a stranger, tried to drive the guest away with a wreath. But the cat solves this problem very simply – when a person with a wreath approaches the window, he jumps and runs away to a safe distance. When the husband is away, the cat again jumps on the carniz and everything starts again - the cat and husband fly to the window in anger.
So now the cat trolls two. That is skill! And the main thing is not showing any emotions, only iron calm.

xxx: next time I’ll think well before I walk in front of a working fan with a newspaper in hand and a seed shell lying on it(((

Yarovyi Ph.D.
I drove my folder in the dreamy 80s from the factory on a business trip, to Nikolaev. He broke off from summer, from his birthday - no one was more to send with such permission to the secretary. He was taken by the driver to the station, he loaded himself in a coupe with three young people - a mint and two civilians. He has a civilian coat on his hand, and he sits.

The train touched, a civilian removes a coat from his hand - and there handcuffs.... carry the menta of the boy to court for double murder
Dad - them "men, and I have my birthday today..."
The men looked cleverly.
next, framed: mints remove handcuffs from Seregis - four dust the "starka" - catch a linear police officer and dust the "starka" and beer five
The folder falls asleep, and when he wakes up, a linear mint is already sitting in his bracelets, and those three (with Serega together) hid the beer and roast from him. The linear man cries and threatens, but the beer is not given to him.

I think these days they would take pictures on the iPhone in turns in handcuffs.

I have another neighbor in my room.
There was a fly in the room, something had to be done with them.
I went to the shop for dichlofos.
I go back and see him whispering the fly with a piece of paper rolled into a tube, on which the mark is written - "Russia - for the Russians!" Room for people. Death to the bloodshed! The winged occupants! 8 and 8!"

MMM: I quarreled with my beloved, and now I: quote
mmm:"nearby, eternally drunk, never left childhood imbitil" I am looking for "another fool who will live with me, clean up the rubbish and prepare me food"
Where do you live and do you have pot?

There are such examiners, when you answer them just sit quietly and no emotions, concrete... you feel like a fool carrying nonsense. So I want to say: blink once if the answer is correct.

Deputy Speaker of the State Duma Vladimir Zhirinovsky said:

We will seek to lift the ban on human cloning – it is necessary for the economy, for the demographics, for the family, for the traditions, it is only a benefit, there is no harm.

I already know who the first to clone :D

"Let you all go to the hares!!!None of the office employees, not even thought that after a year of work, this phrase in the admin will be instead:"Good morning!"

XXX is oh! You’re doing well in compass, right?
OK, okay, what happened to you?
xxx: I turn the computer on, and I have some interference on the monitor, and then the computer is more likely to turn off, that it may be
Tagged: broken path

phenomenon
Music has finally begun to make money. A week ago he sold for 1600 guitar processor, which he bought for 1200, and today for 500ru sold a guitar Ural, which he received for free.

Xxx (11:15:08 31/05/2011)
MDAAA
xxx (11:15:13 31/05/2011)
We have a phenomenon.
yyy (11:15:16 31/05/2011)
which
xxx (11:15:23 31/05/2011)
Man broke his hand, riding a scooter
yyy (11:15:16 31/05/2011)
I see nothing phenomenal.
xxx (11:15:33 31/05/2011)
On the roof of the garage!! to