Don’t just say good things about me, I’m not dead yet!! to

My grandson – he is 3.5 years old – is a very lively, curious and sociable boy. I’m trying to develop it a little bit and during a walk last week explained why you can’t tear off the branches and leaves of trees and bushes. The tree is alive, it hurts.
And yesterday we go from the playground and see how the male gardener cuts the bushes with huge scissors, giving them shape. The child immediately "made a stand" and shouted:
Why do you do it, is it hurt?! to
I shut my breath: all my lessons are cold! However, the man turned around, looked around the little girl and calmly asked:
Does the hairdresser shave you?
“No,” said the boy, “my mother is cutting me.
It doesn’t matter who is cutting. The man was patient. Tell me something else:
Does it hurt you?
and no.
And if it hurts my hair, it hurts.
The little man immediately checked, grabbed himself for the chub and replied:
and yes.
- Well, - summed up the man, - so with the bush: if you knock, it hurts, and
If you cut it, not. In addition, after the cutting the bush, as well as the head,
It becomes careful and beautiful.
P.S A wise man was...

If the rabbit is not fed for a week, then he can swallow the rabbit, and if at this time he is also separated from the rabbit, then the rabbit will regret that he was not swallowed immediately.

I go on the street. Mother and child are nearby. They are advertising another internet provider.
Mother, what is the Internet?
This is a very bad thing that has captured the whole world.
R is all?
M is all. People are disappearing there. They sit, stuck in computers all their lives and die. They don’t even go out on the street. Do not sit there, no need.
The child thinks, thinks and then says:
How to get there...?

(A friend writes from the conference)
The main thing is not to sneeze.
1: The reports are interesting
2: Have you already?
1: I was yesterday. Competitors from Gazprom
Do you realize how ridiculous your phrase sounds?

With KMP:
I’m 25 years old and I finished today for the first time, in the bathroom, sucking my own thumb on my foot, and thinking about pirates! The PTSD (

[15:16:25] Q**p: As a result of the strongest rainfall that covered Odessa on the night of May 29, accidents occurred at biological purification stations, which led to the fact that dozens of tons of fecal mass from the sewage went into the sea.
[15:19:26] boombick: salads full of feces
[15:19:32] boombick: in Odessa bone brought

Everyone dreams of a radio-controlled helicopter, and I have one.
Radio controlled helicopter. All the flowers in the apartment broke up, fox.
Uncontrolled!

A letter to us on the sapport...I was crying...
"Hello to you!
when working in the program user Peter Medvedev (login)
PMEDVED) there was a problem - when exporting to Excel, anecdotes are inserted instead of the necessary data.
With respect, system administrator
Department of Finance"

Loneliness is when there is a phone in the house and the alarm rings.
F. Ranevskaya

Itassassin: I am sleeping
Itassassin: Spock of the Night
NITKA: Come on. Let me dream you.
Itassassin: Their
NITKA: What is it?
You are harmful.
I didn’t want good dreams.

The "Prince of Persia. The Sands of Time realized that only three games have the right to aeratisation.
Tetris, Mario and the Dances

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I was asked by the director to pack her.
I go in, she looks at me, and I hold a cake in my hand and eat. She tells me, go and wash your hands.
Well, I left, I come back with the same cake and wet hands, I say, washed.
The curtain.

Nominated by:

A lot of people went into the elevator, clear thing, the doors of the elevator are not closed, say, overload. But I didn’t guess immediately, here’s the dialogue:
What about the elevator? Broken something?
This is the game "Guess who’s over"

I go into the elevator at work, there are already two men and two aunts in it. The elevator stops downstairs and another woman enters. The elevator begins to wave, say, overload. The aunt turned and went out. All three. When the doors closed and we (three men) continued down, one of them thoughtfully said, “Baba from the wagon...”

Is Cheesecake a taste?
Shevchuk is DDT, and taste is the Time Machine.

Discussions of the distribution of Mandriva 2010 on local torrents:
xxx: If someone else had the opportunity to drive the network manager from the console, the price would not have it. So far not very comfortable.
YYY: What is the problem? Everything is in your hands, open code :)
The problem is in your hands...

To me here our manager sent a text message: "For innovation in the workplace
Petrov should be cremated". I don’t think it’s a mistake, not that.
Innovation is out.

From the forum:
TELE2 subscribers are so economical that pornographic sites through GPRS/EDGE view with disabled images.

As I arrive - the video will show you how the grass was forged between the plates at the airport.
The main order is to dig the grass.
What is?
I don’t know, look for it.
We found the armor, the stones sharp and began to forge.The major came and gave:
- Who iron inventory forges grass for 5 centimeters, and who stone inventory (at the yard of the 21st century, the military air force of the Russian Federation) cuts grass level with plates.

Americans seeing this from the satellite probably even more afraid.

Who do you like more, Scarlett Johansson or Taylor Swift?
Which color do you prefer grey or black?
I am green)
I am Megan Fox.