Girls on an unheavy spike in the vacuum - it's still fine!
At Koresh, the physics lecturer began his tasks with the words: an artillery charge of mass n gets into a bus with children.

Shaman (11:34:21 21/06/2008)
I have a girlfriend, I’m not interested in pirates.
S1feR (11:34:34 21/06/2008)
If honest, I’ve always liked you.
S1feR (11:34:50 21/06/2008)
I liked you as a friend.
S1feR (11:35:02 21/06/2008)
Until I started counting on you.

QW: How about the pictures?
Did you forget your breasts at home?
asd: fucking, out of the shell...when I wrote, I accidentally went...

Lash, I am a blonde! and (
Have you painted?! to
Fuck, I bought the car.
- I'm driving for a month and I understand that the shower is still blonde, and the natural dark hair color, two higher and high IQ - that is, apparently, a congenital mimicry at the level of genetic mutations, caused by the need to preserve the appearance.

The first match was lost because the payment did not pass.

Call the insurance company.
and allo. Is it... fear?
and yes. I listen to you.
- I hit a person here and he broke my mirror on a new car... Tell me how to fix this and how to get compensation for repairing the mirror???? to

She: Do you really think our relationship can be called serious?
He says, “I’m really afraid of you and I’m not afraid of you!”! to

I drive through the courtyard. I drive calmly, 20 km/h. I listen to Morandi, I think good. I can see that something is flying in me. Braking on the floor, ABS chokes, the car crashes, a seven-year-old pygaly arrives in the corner of the buffer on a healthy two-way suspension. We stood for 5 seconds and looked at each other. I go out:
Girl, are you not upset? Did not hit?
No uncle, it’s okay. Just put me on a bicycle, or I can’t get in myself.
Well let it. And watch, ride more carefully.
I sit in the car, I think: "Courageous, it will go far... if it survives."

I went unpainted out on the street.
I went to the store...
A 25-year-old man looked around me from foot to head for a long time, after which the dialogue
Girl, do you feel good?
Aha
Are you not afraid of your heart?
Nea

I am referring to the seller: "4 adrenaline rush"
You are "suicide?and "

Dmitry Anatolyevich, I wonder, do you only read the top or the abyss too? We are also waiting for fresh stories from the Kremlin at the tower.
People, let’s get up to the top, maybe he just reads the top?

11 When we follow. Playing the match?
222 on Thursday
222 on Sunday.

Wisdom is simply the ability not to demonstrate stupidity.

http://aforizmi.narod.ru

I washed the dishes today, I hear something fall under the dishwasher, it turned out

Because of my knee, I don’t remember what it’s called. All the water

stumbled on the floor. Start cleaning water quickly (neighbors have already flooded)

of times). The floor was washed, under the dishwasher stood a cane without house, in which

There was water. What can a normal woman do?

Is she blonde? Naturally, I take the cane and pour water into the dishwasher.

Water on the floor again.

The sadness of madness in us is periodically replaced by euphoria of stupidity.

On the site highlighting the launch of the Great Collider, there is a tumultuous discussion of the consequences of the launch, the people are positive and all massively rejoice at the end of the world. One of the comments pleased with the positive:

If suddenly it is someone of the believers will read - ask the gentlemen to record on the video the destruction of the planet and do not make a backup of the BD. thanks

received...
There was another email with the topic "SPAM - THIS A LOT OF CLIENTS"
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Do not let them sleep us, but let us sleep them?

– is
Bring to top plz.

I was on the subway today, almost squeezed. In the train hanged the advertisement of some Disney cartoon, so there the main character - a robot, whose head strongly smiles on the head of Macron from Quake 2. So, came some 4 guys, carefully looked at this advertisement, and, with the words "This is he", scratched it. The passengers look them in the eyes. The guys turn around, inspect everyone and one of them gives out: "Please stay calm. The main character of this cartoon is the distant ancestor of the Technocratic leader Strogg, who will attempt to capture the Earth in 2065. We were sent from the future to destroy everything related to the cartoon and stop the war. After that, all four patiently waited for the next station and went out... The passengers were just in the ash.

c) Riffrunner

With a friend discussed how funny it was not to sleep for a few days.

She: don’t talk. ah, it doesn’t smell and you don’t need colots)))))
I: on the monitor you dumb like this, and there white areas on the spectrum lay down... was it not?
She: it was)))))) is normal et))
What about the font 3D?So you get stuck in the text and he gets a little out of it.
She: Agagagagagagagagagaga
I am: ha ha? How much we have in common...
I: And I ask anyone, all hot mushrooms need to eat less.
She: Dadadaddaddadda, and I still have knots on the key...so funny the sausage and the hunting roast right away))
I: Hey... the booklets are jumping on the key?? to
I: but here’s the fucking time to tie the mushrooms)))))

Jaroslav Sidjukin says: From the journal "Dacha". One way to fight Colorado beetle: "200g of flowering hemp pour 2 liters of water and boil for 5 minutes, cool the solution and add 10g of business soap."
queenorangesummer says: xD
queenorangesummer says: and then smoke all this and you will no longer be worried about such little things as the Colorado bush...

1: murderous
1: FF2 hangs when trying to download FF3
2 is?
2 percent)
Probably a botox.