My cousin served in Afghanistan and, as a young soldier, his grandparents sent him to the natives for anash. His thoughts: "I will not go - they will be late, I will go - I will send again... " He went, but brought a little, very little... They did not leave, because he brought, they did not eat, because little brings...

I would have been scared of injections in his ass, too. Suddenly the brain is shaken.

That’s why when you’re thin, every fox will tell you that you’re a skeleton, and if you tell her about her fat ass, then there’s an insult and a thousand respectable reasons.

Of course, there are people who are not superstitious, but a gas car with the number 666, which runs on the track, 15 meters from which the forest is burning, is a terrible spectacle.

Administration, you have the phone numbers of the authors of the quotations listed incorrectly!

The first lesson of philosophy.
by Hilmonenko
Write Halimonenko correctly.
Think of a book and/or
Think of philosophy or philosophy.
PRED
I understood the difference...

I could not open the gasoline tank in the winter. He asked for a lighthouse at Gaia. I just raised to the backyard – I watched – the haishnik runs – five copies of eyes! I immediately realized that I was not doing that. It was a long time ago, if
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I read the quotation about the passages of my ancestors to the exam, remembered a case from life. I passed the exam for four. What a miracle. All the morning I wandered, telling my ancestors that I would not give up. Shocked by the four, she began to speak honestly to her parents. Their reaction just killed me.
Did she give? For how much? And why four?
Dad gave up? Did you give up? Well, all the debt to the homeland paid, go, baby)))))

I am not such. You are fucking. with UV. Life is

Fuck that topic. The mantle on the table is worth a bank of 3 liters in the bank of a rat and on the bank of a cut from the UKRF that she sits behind the wrestling.

My, when waking up, sharply opens his eyes, examines the situation and speaks about it.
xxx: I decided to mock him and at the beginning he stood up with the words "Bla, cat ass, how much you can put on", it was I put his socks under him.
XHH: There were concrete experiments, and I put a vantaxe. This one wakes up, stands up from the couch, looks first at the vantuze, then at the singer, so some 15 seconds, and then says:
"And what does he not please you?"
The cat did not even ask for food all morning, after my hysterical laugh.

I had to find a way to separate the protein from the egg yellow. In one forum I encountered a quotation that delighted me:

How to Separate? Any cook will say that it is enough to transfer a raw egg from one half of the shell to the other several times and as a result, in one half will remain a pure yellow with cholesterol and in the understated cup - a protein with bird flu. Sugar for diabetes and white flour with nuts and chocolate for obesity You will add yourself, as salt for hypertension and strong coffee in a cup for ischemic heart disease. You will also throw off the scalp yourself so that osteoporosis will be harder with the years... ;)

Tonight, my wife and I discussed her work. Talk about her collective. The most honest programmer in them is the economist of everything. Even the wheel didn’t get tired because it was too heavy for the company. I bought a license lunex for 50 thousand rubles.

<Zira> The new bank of Nescafe! Now it will fit for 20 more cigarettes!

To go to the pharmacy only for condoms until death!

On the day of the doctor.

My mother worked as a nurse. Father says: 30 years ago
Someone had a quarrel with colleagues in the shell. One man fell and his leg.
I pulled out. Your wife is a doctor? - Your wife is a doctor. You are right. What about Holi?
Give it. He says, I am correcting – and so “crush!” Man oret - goats, legs
the other. So I went to the hospital and was lucky with two outbreaks.

For the entire 25-year medical practice of proctologist Moses Solomonovich
Schwartzman, the most severe case of hemorrhoids was recorded with himself
Moses Solomonovich, who tried to put on the registration in the GAI trailer.

Ingo4k: and I think that in the mobile on the outgoing calls should stand an alcotester

In the quarter we put euro-waste.
WOW: and that
One was stuck and the other was stuck. (

I do not like artists. A nephew of 4, 5 years gave a game - puzzles and a bunch of pictures with a variety of fruits and vegetables. You need to pick up the slides and add the picture to the side. I go - the slogs are scattered throughout the room, the child sits in the middle, compresses the picture in the pins and desperately cries. Half an hour could not calm and explain that in the game there is no word "crazy", and the picture is painted potatoes.