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[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17522
 24.06.2009

I am 23. I am a beginner sysadmin. She is 17. He is a future historian. We met on a well-known social network. To my simple question, she replied that I needed to start by patching KDE under FreeBSD. She knows how to ping :) She is going to sit on a linux. He knows so much that he never dreamed of in his 50s. She is a very good and good man. And she is beautiful to the outdoors!! Truth lives in another city... very far away...but it’s not an obstacle:) And you won’t believe: I absolutely don’t care how big her breasts are!! to
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What matters is the size of her sweater and the length of her beard.
And a jump of beer, she may once go out...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17521
 24.06.2009
My wife works in a supermarket. I went to change the uniform to the cabin, and there the window of 30 centimeters above, to the chamber, where the guards sit and look at the monitors. From there he hears: “Cole, I noticed you, you’re behind the bar. Go back and go"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №17520
 24.06.2009
[20:35:51] <natata> are boys with yellow-dore
[20:35:58] <Nasti> is
[20:36:08] <Julia> is

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17519
 23.06.2009
<vo`sem> I forgot my password
<vo`sem> I’m going to go
<vo`sem> question to restore
<vo`sem> Question: How many teeth has my cat on the right third of the leg
<vo`sem> fucking I have besieged myself

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №17518
 23.06.2009
“Well, anyone who uses ‘Albanian’ means ‘Albanian’, a disgusting creature capable of fighting only with women and children.
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Learn the game, a soldier! PADONKE uses =O=lbanskEy... and to Albania this relationship is so distant that I advise to look at Lukrmore, where to get acquainted with the origin of the language, and to find out why it is so called, and also here America (yes, there is also).

Plus plz, or such "warcors" only a mess on the internet. Because it’s not good to start another moralist holiwar here because of someone’s illiteracy.

And those who don’t get into the subculture of the internet – ON (and there too) LUCRMORE!


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17517
 23.06.2009
My friend reads at the table and constantly scatters the book in the refrigerator, accidentally :) Mom constantly checks it : if there is a book in the refrigerator, he will supply lunch at home

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17516
 23.06.2009
I love your red lips.
Both large and small...

Mayakovsky

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17515
 23.06.2009
How do you "tweet" in English?
YYY: I haven’t been in English yet.
xxx:o_o

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17514
 23.06.2009
The husband today grabbed to the luster and so asked: "You are not interested in the internal structure of the lamp at all, yeah? " I think it's time for him to organize his son, or he's going to get rid of me, a humanitarian. = = (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17513
 23.06.2009
I read old quotes. Zoi! Come back!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №17512
 23.06.2009
What is your name?
- If gentle and abbreviated - Oleg.
And in full?
and Olegophrene.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17511
 23.06.2009
A real girl from another planet. Ask a friend who he is angry with.

HHH
I am surprised by your logic fucking.

HHH
I say to the boy:
I have offended you.
What? for what?
I’m not going to say anything, guess yourself.
and a candle
Everything, a little bit.

HHH
And he hit.

HHH
Fuck it!! to

HHH
How is it possible?! to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №17510
 23.06.2009
Like all the camouflage girls in my 16s, I knew for the first time that I would be with a smart, beautiful, rich and immensely loving man on a huge bed in his elegant apartment with a view of the bay with candles and gentle-romantic music. So it happened: with a programmer student, whom I saw for the third or fourth time, in a student room on a single-bed iron bed with a grid and a plywood underneath it, so that the grid would not bend to the floor. by Slipknot.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17509
 23.06.2009
by Alexahka (3:42) :
As a friend told me. She tells her daughter to escape in the apartment, her daughter is repentant 7 or 8. My daughter in response mother why clean up if we still die (:

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №17508
 23.06.2009
The student has no word "uneatable"! The products are divided into "eatable" and "tasteful"!

Snus

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №17507
 23.06.2009
Wikipedia again. About the office button:

Interesting facts
As a rule, office buttons are sold in packages, in the shape similar to a rectangular parallel pipe.

What an interesting fact 0_o

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №17506
 23.06.2009
xxx: was in the store today, when in the line was standing, from the nonsense to do decided to scare what others are buying. And estimate what one guy had in the basket: a silk in oil, kefir, salty cucumbers, toilet paper and scotch (isolant).
yyy: and Scottish he probably needs if the toilet doesn’t help... 8)
You just read your thoughts XD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17505
 23.06.2009
by Dimedral:
Yesterday Mariko gave me something.

by Dimedral:
Large, thick tourist knife "Sport-102" (material 40X13). I bought it as a gift.
She told me how I bought it, so I almost drowned!
There on the legs, the strap is like this, fastened to the button and holds the knife behind the handle. She couldn’t find out how to snatch him.
After buying, she approached the man at the ATM, who was just taking the money, and asked if he knew how easily this knife was removed from the knives.
A man in Houston!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17504
 23.06.2009
Arsin ‎ (1:10 AM):

A new food store has opened.

The seller is a demon.

They have shorter there are electronic weights, which show the weight to hundreds of grams.

I came to her yesterday to buy fistakes, asked to weigh 400 grams, weighed exactly 400.00 grams.

Standing up, shrinking

I came for candy today.

Asked by Paul Killo

The dog weighs 500.00

The whole shop asked to see.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №17503
 23.06.2009
Ryls here in old lectures, on the fields found: SUCK!! Stop wearing the hue! We are also recording it!! to

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