The Captain of the Atomic Iceboat:
What if the fishermen, or the swimmers under the screw?
They are no stronger than ice.

Commentary on the inflatable boat:
- We also bought a 2-seater boat, there is no possibility to try it all: there is no summer, there is no summer again.

and nervous:

Dear leader of the country. Please open for citizens who cannot master the rules for using bank cards and ATMs, free evening annual courses. Very difficult to contain.
Man in line.

Better follow the rules: it’s your turn, your rules. How do you know that a person who is standing in front of the terminal at the moment may have to throw every one of his ten children a hundred rubles on the phone? Just exhale, wait for your turn and drink a sedative for the night.

You won't believe: "From the point of view of nature, it takes only 3 years for an individual to survive independently. This is exactly the period that the male needs to provide the female with her new offspring. That is why love lasts as long as possible, and marriages break up, most often, at this point.

You are absolutely right! I can’t believe)

Department of technical support in one of the state institutions. Recently from another city for three days came a boss, a bald tall man of thirty years of age, to prepare a report with the head of the department on the work carried out at the facility and solve other issues.

Friday and lunch. In the technical support room, where the bosses are working on the report, one of the engineers with the food container heated in the microwave enters, sits at the table and begins to eat slowly, while looking into the monitor with the open helpdesk for the appearance of new applications.

It smelled like food...
Visitor: (feeling a familiar motivation) Work out...
Start. department: (echoing the visitor) Chief of the... (pause) Application closed...

The poor engineer almost drowned.

Overnighttexpres post discussion on Canadian bombs

Pandafromisland: In Vancouver, you do not have to unload anything, you just have to sit at the entrance to the Starbucks with a glass, and stretch it to everyone who enters, for a supply of less than 1 dollar, worry about serving and cover it with a mat.

xxx: I wanted to watch the comedy with Lindsay Lohan, "dirty girls". Received VK. I don’t find it, only the second part. Remove the safe search box.
That's how I got my favorite porn actress tonight.

Difficult to sleep?
Monuments of the tomb
Are you looking for a cheap place to buy?

I looked at it, it turned out to be three different banners.

Yesterday at lunch I came out of the entrance and watched our grandmothers, traditionally sitting on the benches near the entrance, discussing the latest information summaries. I thought they were obviously excited this time.
I am worried in my voice:
How are you, dear ones? Something happened?
“Yes, daddy, we are talking about Brexit. Get out of the EU!
Have you gone out? Who is? Have we left the EU?
and no. Britain has left the EU.
I understand. And we?
And we stayed!

I’m stuck with people who love to cut their way.
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And I was upset that we have all the sidewalks and roads below 90 degrees to each other, not where people really walk.

I think it would be better if the elected people were not responsible for their pre-election words, but for their post-election affairs.

One day at work, I was in the toilet, sitting quietly, as suddenly the accounting office was stuck there almost in its entirety.

From the first seconds it became clear, the aunts came here to be outraged by the person of Gender and his idiotic leadership of the company, passed by and on, on all the tops, some intrigues were discussed, God knows what. To check the presence of anyone in the cabins they did not bother, so lili gow... that is, they spoke openly, not embarrassed by expressions and details.

I sat quietly hoping that they would not uncover me, because witnesses of THAT were not left alive.
And considering that this information was not interesting to me, I did not want to die in vain (of course, nobody would kill me, but a good relationship could be buried).

And when all the bones were washed, one lady decided to get into my cabin, but it wasn’t.
I held the defense, pressing my legs, so that no god let my shoes not identify me. There was a grave silence, during which there was a reflection.
Tantes in shock began to whisper, realizing what ass they might have gotten with their secrets.
I held the door with my hand and coughed a little for the case, so that they didn’t think that it was spelled. The siege lasted for a while, then the accountantry left the toilet one by one, but only the fool would not realize that there would be surveillance behind the toilet door.

So it was, the accountantry walked through the corridor, not losing the door to the unfortunate office from sight. They walked like this for a long time, but they didn’t do anything. The identity of the mysterious witness remains unresolved.

And all because the toilet was on the first, very low floor and it had a window.

Is there someone else here? A-U to A! Ukraine will join the EU in 2030.
“We are here,” answered Turkey, Georgia and Albania.

Angry Birds is a rare shit.
Yes, they ruined the book.

MDA... so you can FIG know where to bring the harshness and marasm

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We are lucky to observe. The process is very strenuous.

They were sitting somewhere at a stop: (O), (O) one group and (D) his daughter. There was the following dialogue.
A: And if a man's corpse feeds a pig, there will not be any bones left of it.
D: "How do you know it?"
I: "Have you seen his ex? This is..."

by JJ
X: How many goats I take with my hands, I have never used it. If I eat them here, but I haven’t tried to eat them...
Y: Try to go somewhere to the south.I don’t even talk about Borneo/Peru, Taia is enough.

There is full of mimicked puffy hives, from which you will have your hands, like after boiling hot water - and it's good if the hair fragments do not get into the eye.

We, in comparison with the tropics, are simply a reserve for idiots - no one can complain or burn, only bear fruit :)))

Z: and cabbage to eat)))

and Zoe. Where are you now, on what websites? If you suddenly get here, know: they remember you, they miss you. Thank you for the moments of laughter and fun. For what you were, for what you read and laughed.

XHH: White - good, took away from our football team all judgments after leaving the game :)

Zzz: Yes, he took that money less than one player of the Russian national football team)))

I studied then, I think, in primary classes. My mother and I decided to play hiding. My mom bored me quickly and easily, and I didn’t have a problem finding her in a two-bedroom apartment. But once, I was looking for her for a long time. Already, as if, and everywhere looked, here something dragged me at the closet to shake my head, I watch-sitting my mom on the closet. We roasted for a long time, of course. Then I say to her, “Well, come down, my turn to hide.” And she sits down, laughs, and says, “I can’t, I’m afraid.” Fortunately, in our entrance, on two floors above lived my mother's sister and her husband. I stood up and said, "Uncle Woow, go mommy out of the closet and take it off."You would see the amazed faces of uncle and aunt. We still remember this story and rime with the whole family.



P.S. My mom was removed from the closet.