In the office:
I’m going to eat...
He: I was in the men’s toilet right now, there was somebody like that.
She: Maybe I’ve changed my mind to eat.
Go, go, it’s in male, it’s in female you can eat.

I graduated from the institute, I have been working in the building for 2 years, during this time I only had one question...

What a fucking? 0 - O

Hesses: I work in well drilling sites. When the building boss runs and runs "We need more wells!I feel like I’m playing old good warcraft again.

Only the screw installed on the hard can declare that the only hard in the system on which it is installed is not found.

Grother: Yesterday a guy in the closet came to collect all that sad. The secretary is so happy – are you the master? He is so sad, I am a slave.

I studied historical forums and came to the conclusion that all Russian rulers are divided into two types.
a) Svolocchi - because many were shot, hanged, burned
b) Svolocchi - because little was shot, hanged, burned...

XXX: I have one in my family: I did a business - another business.? to

The proposal:
Give grammar and punctuation rules instead of check codes.

The answer:
I fear robots will be more successful than people go through it.

Self-control and a constant sexual partner – the key to safe sex
2: As well as the phone of the leather dispenser registration
Vaclavovich is a good doctor. I recommend ?

After advertising on television, old distributions on the router get a second life.

Do you know anything about Cancer guys by horoscope?
I deducted in the net that bodies with cancers are the perfect couple.
A normal man and a smart grandmother are the perfect couple.

Marsiano4ka: I come to work all dressed, in a romantic black shirt, in a shirt with all sorts of shorts, also black. In half an hour, a male colleague breaks in my workplace:

He: Are you got?
I: No, what did you get from? O_O
You are walking in black.
I am going.
I mean, he is got. Do you love silver?
I am UGU.
He says: Here is it! What music do you listen to?
I like something heavier.
He is just got! Do you have anecdote?
I: Hey what is it?
You don’t know what anecdote is??? What kind of Goth are you?! to

There are four dead flies in the room on the floor.
I think it’s time to wash my socks.

The girl has a tooth.
I: Go and get out...
She said: "You are what? Ohrenel is? ... there is a seal for a thousand and a half..."

She: Sash, don’t stop, let me sleep!
I: Katie, I want you, and you don’t have me!
She: I didn’t tell you I didn’t want you.
I: And what is it about then?
She: Because you didn’t tell your friends about me and that I’ve been living with you for two weeks!
I: Why should I tell them about you if you don’t give me all these two weeks? Why should I be ashamed if before anyone who slept with me or started to stick or I sought and everything is okay!
She: We will still break up in four days and call whoever you want here!
Meaning of Meaning? Why have you moved to live with me if we don’t fuck and you’re going to get rid of me now?
She: Well, I just have a guy with whom I'm dealing with this, and I moved to you because I don't have hot water at home and I'm closer to you to work. So let me sleep.

From the Fonline forum:

You will flute, I will swear to you. Naked and covered with crumbs. You will forget about an erection for six months.

At a conference of doctors dedicated to the problems of resuscitation and anesthesiology, a person became ill because of the whistle reigning in the hall and he lost consciousness. Dramatism added screaming "Doctor call someone!"

You have asked:
"I am suffering by myself. The question. I watch pornos films. And all the actors smoothly shaved. How do they shave their hair?and "

I answer very carefully :)))

a control pharmacist in the head - ask Contex, Kotex, Coldrex, Cornex and Sorbex

I went with a girl to talk about Caesarean section.
She: Should I suddenly have to do the same for Caesarean?
He: You are okay, don’t worry.
She: How do you know?
He: I was there, I know