Ever since I was a child, when the door was ringing, I was afraid that the robbers had a weapon to shoot my eye through the door.

Just my mom, the year so in 2000-2001, I was then 9-10 years old, decided to put me the example of my friend's son, I then brought three from school, and he five. I was written:

- Dimka, out, good, the fifth brought, not what you, the three-man! (To put it, I wasn’t a trio!) always at 4.5 and only occasionally three)..- And so I was offended immediately that the answer was found by itself, and instantly.

- And Dimkin's mommy, wow, good - the salary is huge, not what you are!

I didn’t know what to expect after these words, but I immediately regretted that they broke out of my lips... as the saying goes, “the word is not a whore.” But my mother didn’t scream, she apologized. She said I was right and that she shouldn’t compare me to anyone. I apologized very sincerely too.

We have a neighbor, a former police officer, now retired. Drink a lot and regularly. And he has a funny feature: he can go absolutely straight and straight drunk into perfect shit, but gives him a moment.

The degree of intoxication can be determined by the degree of head tilt. If the head is slightly inclined to the side, it means that the beer has just pulled. If the neck is bent halfway, then the bottle has already been put in. And if the head is completely on the shoulder, it means everything, the consciousness is turned off and the autopilot leads him home. and. and. And so it does, without mistake and in any weather.

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The Friend! I totally agree with you, but let me clarify a little.
In reality, the SP hasn’t gotten up and the “comrades” go into the woods with slender ranks.
But! There will be a plan and then a certain number of citizens will fall under it, completely randomly. will be recorded. There will be a visit to the area, maybe. Then again silence and silence.
But after that, for example, the face of the gunfire can not give.
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The plan will be necessary. There will also be a showcase.

Here and to another can lead: for example, just as quietly conduct a few more laws containing these same "social moral norms and principles", in which you can include anything, and measures punishment for their violation. Let’s say to get up on your knees when you see a government cortex passing by. Didn’t you get up? This is a year of punishment and a penalty of ten thousand. Or forbidden to wear certain clothes. Use of certain words and phrases is prohibited.
The possibilities of using this law are more than many.

So I would drive and I would ride on the sidewalks if I thought it would be safer. In the fifth point...
On the sidewalk, even if I put someone on, we will get rid of a couple of scratches both. And the one who gave to the straw, then can go to the hospital - to treat his straw, and can also do something at the same time.

This is all you need to know about cyclists. And if you replace the sidewalks on the sidewalk, and "safer" on "faster", then you know almost everything about motorcyclists. and :)

One day I went for a walk with my dog. He has a large curly erdelterrier weighing 30 kg. Well, I dressed up, dressed up, took the guide and the keys from the apartment. She called the elevator, went down to the first floor, came out of the entrance. I walk down the street, pull the lead and here I understand that something is wrong. And at this moment, like in movies, I slowly raise the guide to my face, go down my eyes over the bracelet cable and realize that there is no dog at that end. The expression of the dog’s face when I came home with and without a guide was the most confused expression I’ve ever seen on a dog’s cheek.

The maximum thing that can be pushed into a crotch hole is the head.
And not every...
It is impossible for her to scream.

And the neighbors therefore went away: to see the army of every harp, the bite of the bed of the mutant - a test, and so on.

Fish: Here we somehow sent a contract, not that it was scanned in jpg and pushed into Word, so the word they filed with RAR and the RAR zipped. It is :)

I ride a lot around the city by bicycle.The status of a bicycle driver of 20 years probably... To drive in the right row, and even more to drive around the parked car on the road, I really fear... So I ride and I will ride on the sidewalks, if I think that is safer. Go to the fifth point.

This is your personal sexual problem. If you are afraid to ride, walk. Here it was in all its beauty - "I don't want to ride, I will ride as I think, because it is more comfortable for me, and for the rest - I pay."
It is a pity that I have the chance to meet you on the sidewalk!

From Habr, an article on the mining of helium:

xxx: What happens when the gas-like helium, which is being mined in new fields, gets into the atmosphere?
YYY: We will all drown!
Zzz: We’re all going to speak with thin voices.

September 18th is Yuri’s Day. They can choose new owners.

I have been a convinced pedestrian for almost 30 years. Then suddenly I wanted a car, then a bicycle. In short, I understand everyone. For cyclists, it is better to be a pedestrian than a car-bombed. And let him throw the first stone at me who has never crossed the road in red.

Oh dear man!

My wife and I had a financial accounting program. Added category "Beauty". Previously, there was manicure and all sorts of spending on cosmetics. Recently somewhat jumped through. Today I saw a bottle of martini in this section. She will come home beautiful.

Write what it is called! We would be very useful.

I decided to buy dollars again.
The situation is stable...

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Give someone a splash.
You I lie on the bed in the same socks, the legs slightly shifted to cover the most secret. My long blonde hair slightly covers my third-size chest. I look at you, snacking my lips.
Someone I stand in a dress with a glass and say:
You are divine today.
thank you
Would you fuck me today?
Why do you need a glass? You have a naked lady here, and you look at glasses in your suit.
You, I am a little bit eager to shake my piercing nipples.
Someone goes to bed with me, go here.
You I turn on my stomach and become a shark, protruding my appetite butt.
Someone I give you a puddle in your ass and I start licking your anus
You I shake and from the bark tastefully pierce you straight into the face
Because you are not
Someone, I get a member in anger and scratch it like a knife.
Where are you putting him?
Someone in the cage.
How do you get him angry?
You are a bitch wretched and scratching you for eggs
You are a fucking animal.
Someone from scratching I start accelerating the rhythm
You are a cat whispering and whipping. I sit on the side and cuddle that a man is fucking my Musa.
Leave the cat, Pidorus!
The interlocutor ended the conversation.

And I’m never asked for a passport when I buy papyrus and vodka to drink with my girlfriends. I am annoyed.

Marfa Semenovna, 74 years

Why do older children have darker hair than younger children? I often see that.
Yyy: Cartridge is over.

XXX: It was probably the homeless color opposite white.
YYY is blue?
zzz: blue is not a color, but an aggregate state

20710 is out.
Another selfish egoist.
First, no people will run out on the street if there is a stadium, or at least a park. Or maybe there is a stadium, but it is closed to ordinary mortals? Or is this the park?
Secondly, people don’t run to please you with their beauty. They run just to get in shape.
Everyone became irritable. Look at how they live in Southeast Asia, each other on their heads.

[17:25:23] Pavel: yesterday hit the mother's head and memory, then remembered how much fucking it would be with the unfolding of the compass, the installation of a new screw and told the sister to wait for the weekend, or chatty lazy)
[17:25:58] Anton: men often do this: he got out... and then imagined how much fucking it would be, got out and went to drink beer.