The apocalyptic mouse, the slug of depression.
And I was somehow very confused by a girl with a nick Gymnastic cloth.

And here, by the results of watching the culinary films of Jamie Oliver, I ask a question. He in one of the series broke out of the fields of shit, cleansed it and so straight eaten. Well, let’s say, he’s a maniac, and chili eats spoonful. But, I think that our, local, damn, he would have so roughly crushed the whole root. And the question is: can a low-quality, insufficiently sharp scratch be considered a scratch? and :)

111: 10 GB optics is fun. I will tell you secretly that when replacing the corresponding equipment on the same fiber, you can make 100 GB and 1000 GB.
What to do at such a speed after the entire Lenin library is burning?

The Alpha Bank does not learn anything. I came to make a credit card, took the number in the electronic line, sat down, sat down for half an hour, during this time I realized that I didn’t really want it.

Here I read statements in the style of "maximum in two weeks I will find a new man" and I think what’s wrong with me, in what universe do I live? The last three years are not something that men can’t find for relationships, but it’s also dull for sex and relief. And I would have understood if I had some exaggerated demands... an ordinary guy with ordinary hamsters. Except that above me must be bigger. In Moscow there is no such deficit. And it doesn’t seem to be terrible and not fat (178/60). I am like that at my 25s. There’s a lot of sex around, but it doesn’t matter to me.

Wikipedia still knows how to handle the brain with little-known facts.
Arnold C is a programming language that uses Schwarzenegger quotes as instructions.
2nd xDDD
3: if you tap gettothechoppa the computer will get up and run to the helicopter?
I think the helicopter will get up and run to the helicopter.
1: And that helicopter will also get up and run to another helicopter.
1: So all the helicopters in the world will gather in a huge pile, declare themselves a new state and call the governor.

Washed in a restaurant. I have a tall hair. The ears squeeze slightly, so I stick them to the back with a cosmetic corrector (such an invisible silicone clamp that presses the ear to the head). At the most important moment, a friend calls. I get distracted... and I leave the house with a glued corrector only on my left ear.
Next drawing: sat in the car, continuing to talk on the phone, holding it at the right ear. I walked all the way to the restaurant. And I finally hanged the phone in him - I smile to my husband. He looked at me so thoughtfully, in the ears:
Would it be your ears...

If your life is a fairy tale, you are an Ivanushka idiot.

The teacher just told me:
I’ve never seen striptease and one day, my friends and I gathered together and went to the Hans restaurant, ordered a table and waited for a performance. It is 12 a.m. and the show has not yet begun. The manager meets me:
If dinner is at our expense, will you leave?
What is it?
Students are embarrassed to speak.

A little-known fact is that if you cut off the head of an official, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

Do you know how the compiler was originally called in the USSR? The PP!
111 and why? and :)
Chapter 222: Programming
222: It is logical :)
111: (disappointed) Well, so I don’t play... :)

I am Cyrus Abigor Scorpion Collins-Lestrange. The Demon of War and the Best Warrior of Lucifer

Hello to you, Kira. I am Lily.

I don’t know who writes the descriptions to porn videos, but fucking...
A young family couple decided to shoot a home video so as to immediately be nominated for an Oscar. <...> As for the final, it is worthy of applause, even if the palms of the spectators are still busy. Still, there are people in our country who know how to shoot, and not just move their moustaches and open snacks.
I think that’s great ><

XXX (on our acquaintance): It must be thrown into the back of the enemy. Everyone will think first what a cute girl, and then once! No one noticed it, but everyone had their brains removed.

I climb the escalator in the shopping center.
I hear a conversation between two glamorous children:

HH: And why are they putting restrictions so that both of us can’t go through?

This is so that the fat can not get up.

HHH: It is right. If you are fat, there is nothing to go here.

WOW : Yes. Certainly.

Sitting in one of the cafés, I watched the following picture: a couple were sitting at the table, communicating. Among them was a girl, a whisper of a hopeless kind, who began to get upset about something. After five minutes of chatting with her boyfriend, she gives out a phrase that made me stumble:
Now you will suck yourself!

xxx: it’s so fair that it allows the bots in the CC to play a round after their death!

I.nerevar: My wife and I have complete harmony. I sometimes download any Ashdi porn, look at it, and then quickly shamefully remove it. She has the same with melodramas :)

here here :
In our case, the accounting department also considered itself the most important department until the order came to optimize the state.
– – – –
Give me a guess - half were fired, the remaining were hijacked with all the work for the same money, they were fired themselves, and your firm gave outsourcing accounting? And now it is done by the same people as before, but working in a specialized accounting firm, and much more expensive?
– – – – –
No, it is too smart. Go on the Russian path. Half of them were fired, the rest were paid all the work for the same money, they were fired themselves. For a penny they recruited yesterday’s students, who ruined everything to the whores. Half of them were released and a new one was collected. Since then there no one knows anything about what and where it grows, in a bunch with a crazy flow of personnel. The incoming smart people immediately drown in this bunch of shit, parallel to the understations of colleagues who, against its background, do not want to look stupid.

The Tester (T) and Component Manager (CM) discuss the cause of the failure:
SM: Servac is ancient, resources are lacking.
Q: What if you turn off something unnecessary?
SM: In order to turn off something unnecessary, we must first polish something unnecessary, and we have no resources.