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[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7133
 23.06.2008
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I finally got my diploma! I don’t know how to make a line between the end and the dop. Literary

Please: no shift+a -> delete -> exit+save

Wait two minutes and then a line appears.

(within 2 minutes)

Fuck you, tell me your address!! I’m going to hang you on your nails!!! to

(c) Cart and nalim

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7132
 23.06.2008
I once thought, why are these fish in my corner of the aquarium bumping? It turns out they look through the glass at the package of food.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7131
 23.06.2008
Of course I understand everything, well, when at the end of the holiday everyone went apart in a couple of rooms, she began to wear around the apartment with cries:
It seems like sex begins, it seems that sex begins.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №7130
 23.06.2008
Patriotism grows stronger as other values are robbed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №7129
 23.06.2008
http://raketchik.livejournal.com/40909.html



Isn’t your owner lost?



They lived in Kakhovka, opposite Bucharest. Time is midnight. Sam is more

The Negative.



I leave myself.

What something?? to

- Yes, I just need to go to the supermarket... for a moment... well there... somebody.

in small...



well well. Get rid of the midnight maniacs. Uncut stinking black terrier

And the girl in the eighth month comes to you. They caught in

The supermarket.



He went out onto the balcony, looked after, imagined something like Sam sitting.

On the empty square, he fought with pity, then with conscience.

Then, with laziness, I put on tapes, locked the door, smoked, and went. Or I am not

I know how much is a minute in a supermarket.



A sad death with a dog. Half empty black parking.

A lonely dog. Moving from foot to foot and pulling

The blind side to the bright windows. A wheelchair abandoned. and

and silence. And no one. Ah-ma... I pulled off the lead, went over the corner, onto the lawn.



I stand in the corner. Whatever the dog means to observe, and the entrance. Going past the stack.

The midnight teenagers. On the lead is such a small black hose.

The Dry. What was I most surprising about? Dritch – an exact copy of Sam, on a scale

1 to 20 approximately. And they bind him wherever he is.

We were sitting.



And at this time, to meet them, from the bright doors of the supermarket - the stomach in the

in the frame of ten packs "who is small", on top of the head. and head

She sings to herself, “Now, now, my Seven! Now and now,

My sweet one! I’m tired of waiting for my mother, poor boy!”



And all this structure, going along with the teenagers, moves boldly on

Direction to Dresden. He is also a living soul.

He was terrified in the midst of the darkness, he rushed to meet, the lead stretched,

He moves his feet and feeds.



I have to say that our mother’s acuity of sight has never been different. Them

more in the wrong light of distant lights. And we and Sam opened our mouths.

How to give a voice... Suddenly, a couple of meters from the threshold, she stood up, as if

On the wall, frozen, sat down, the bags fell out of her hands, and sleepy Moscow.

He covers the cry:



Same to Same!! What did they do to you???! to



Drake, I think, has gone crazy.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №7128
 23.06.2008
A young man goes down to hell and cries. The old devil asks:

What about you?

They cheated! I was fooled!

How? →? to

One wizard said he would give me a soul if I told him three things.

The secret of the world’s best magicians, and if I can’t, I’ll be his lifetime.

The assistant.

And what did he ask?

“First he asked how Goodini was released from the safe. I told him,

It is all about distracting attention.

And then then?

Then he asked how David Copperfield dematerialized the Statue.

Freedom, and I said it was all about the direction of the projectors.

And then then?

And then he asked a very short question, “How does Hiddink do this?”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7127
 23.06.2008
I found a girl on the list...who she doesn’t remember...
I: Who are you?
I am a good fairy!
Is it possible to wish?
She: Walk
And not modest?
The fucking question!
I: I want to drink, eat, have fun and fuck... and it's not at my expense!
Tomorrow at 9 p.m. we will be dressed in a nice dress.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7126
 23.06.2008
Fool, enough to send one and the other quotes but with a couple of added phrases, do not hide the tower, affects - kill the eye. Please please.

Personally, I have never done that.

I agree, we plush!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7125
 22.06.2008
Quote from Wikipedia:
In Russian, the word “lamer” is most often used as a degrading term for anti-social computer users.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7124
 22.06.2008
X: Do you want to tell me something?
YYY: What is it about?
XXX: Who answers the question?
YYY: Do you not answer?
XX: If you can, can I not?
YYY: What am I arguing about?
XXX: So can you and I?
YYY: And why not?
XX: So what did you want to ask me?
YYY: Do you want to tell me something?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7123
 22.06.2008
And I will wear a halloween table with the inscription "12111" and I will go to scare the people :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7122
 22.06.2008
>>> And why do you watch without sound?

<<< There is no column, my mother took it to work

>>>The Poor( Well, don’t get stuck, put on your headphones and listen)

<<< Are you a fool? Do you want to burn my computer? How will they earn?? to

>>> and how do you play the game?? to

<<< There are other processes.

>>> Oh yeah, sorry, I laughed without thinking ))))))))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7121
 22.06.2008
If the boys love to change often,
So the crunch is just bl@d, it’s very bad...

>If the boys change often likes the crumb,
So it’s a piece of pedras, it’s bad too...


If girls fuck often loves the crumbs
A hammer, which is not bad. :)

>If girls fuck "just master"
So, the crumb is a puddle, but fuck it!

>>If girls change often likes the crumb,
It would not be bad to call him a fool.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №7120
 22.06.2008
Fool, enough to send one and the other quotes but with a couple of added phrases, do not hide the tower, affects - kill the eye. Please please.

Personally, I have never done that.

I agree, we plush!



We bring it to the top, we dropped the urds.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7119
 22.06.2008
The House of Representatives (12:11:48 18/06/2008)
I read somewhere that a man is dumb from television... I don’t remember what it was based on.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7118
 22.06.2008
D.Blain: Oh, these guys... My name is David Blain, do you want some street magic?

All: No No No No No No No No No No No No Nihua, we should start.

D. Blaine: What kind of client are you using? Is it ICQ or QIP?

All: well Kip, well what? What fucking thing can you do? What password do you use?

D. Blaine: What groups do you have on your contact list?

All: Well there are Friends, Telks, Family Hole, Employees, and what more?

D. Blain: Are you sure you don’t have a General group?

All of them: the wreckage! Fake my Moscow! You’re a damned demon, you’ve made David Blane, we’ll report to the police, you’ll be locked up, fucking!

12111: Okay, okay, don’t be nervous, I’ll show you the last trick...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7117
 22.06.2008
Vanity (13:34:42 20/06/2008)
Here are those guys. I do a special street magic. Who wants a little magic?

Reptile (13:34:59 20/06/2008)
No is no!

Vanity (13:35:19 20/06/2008)
Who do you have on your contact list?

Reptile (13:35:36 20/06/2008)
For example, Kisa

Vanity (13:35:59 20/06/2008)
Are you sure there is no user 12111?

Reptile (13:36:18 20/06/2008)
The Temporary! This is more than X!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7116
 22.06.2008
Oh, oh, that is just that...
I go to the mail, look dumb on the page, see the weather: +25. Then I pressed on "plus". It fell, it did not increase.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7115
 22.06.2008
I'm going to get rid of it if Russia wins the championship!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7114
 22.06.2008
For some reason it seems to me that 12111 is Lena’s number, who should love Sasha.

This is a hit. Men, to the top!

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