This mathematician was so rough that he took the integrals alive.

Sponsor of the button "What next?", Russian Armed Forces. Armed Forces of the Russian Federation - rest with wisdom.

The world is not hopeless! In Google on the request "problems with the stall" there are links to repair of sanitary equipment!=)

The case was with my father at the exam in physics in the universe... the prede catastrophically did not want him to give him a rating of 5 and dropped to 4, but to all the questions the papik answered as if he was looking at the book, there is nothing to dig.
Do you see a glass of water on the window? Which side of the water is warmer and which side is colder (the audience or the sun)?
From the sun, of course.
Check it out!
Papik approaches, touches the water with his finger and understands that the glass is warmer on the part of the audience! What was asked:
How can you explain this physical phenomenon? The student?
The mechanical rotation of the glass around its axis followed by an immediate response.
Get your 5 and fall out of the seed!! to

I am very afraid of water...
XXX Why? What was it in childhood?! to
YYY: No... there was such a small thing, but there was no water there.
XXX: What kind of association? What about sharks?
YYY: I will tell you
YYY: In general, when I was a kid, I had a tooth, and I naturally threw it into the shell, with the words: you have a simple mouse, give me a gold. My brother wasted all this and said to me, Did you do that? There will be a flood! I was frightened, he blown me a rubber boat in the hall, gave me a veil in his hand, and said, I will go and buy quas, and you sit and wait. He naturally went for a walk, and I sat as a fool in the boat until evening and waited for the flood. I thought the water would take me through the balcony by boat.

I: Olga Vladimirovna, you expelled Fedorov, he was taken to the army.

I have not been quieter for my homeland.

XXX is
Why did you and your boyfriend break up?
ZZZ
did not give

There was a strong wind on the street, similar to a hurricane. Dialogue in ACE:
Ezekiel (14:11:57 19/06/2009)
Have you seen it?! to

†Normann† (14:12:09 19/06/2009)
My son flew from the balcony.

†Normann† (14:12:11 19/06/2009)
Aaaah!! to

†Normann† (14:12:17 19/06/2009)
It pulled the bathtub out of the toilet!

†Normann† (14:12:22 19/06/2009)
An old toilet!

†Normann† (14:12:29 19/06/2009)
The weather swallowed me!

As practice shows: Big breasts want both men and women.

[10:41:37] <le•gr•an> when you walk in the street, look up and smile, let the pindos’ wicked eye, photograph as
[10:41:37] <le•gr•an> happy every Russian

XXX is
Can I share the joy and surprise with you?

YYYY
Try it

XXX is
So tell me, how much do I need to hike to name a sushi bar "A pair of sticks"?

How did you get into the military?
Juve it!It is great. My doctor said I have astigmatism.
Juve it!Surgeon - Scoliosis
Juve it!Dentistry - Caries
Juve it!: conclusion "suitable for all kinds of troops"))=
Juve it!I will be an Aztec lander. I land in the rear, grieving to find the enemy and infect him with caries.

Do you smell socks when you wear them? =) is

I walk down the street and see a beautiful scene.
The murdered man is coming from the body, as it became clear afterwards, and he will meet the God-believers with their books. Then follows the dialogue:
Do you believe in God? Can we help you find the right path in life?
Sorry, but I only believe in a bowl of cucumbers.

The fastest way to dry socks. Take a couple of pre-washed and pressed socks. We lay them on the palm so that they occupy the maximum area, and carefully transfer them to the disk of the microwave.
Cook for 3-4 minutes. Waiting for Jean. and Voila.
Centrifuge is the last century.
and...
Sssuukaya is!! The power! What power did he do?! to
Do not put on 900watt.

She: reluctance to go haircut, wash...
I say, go, I will wash you.
So there is no hot water.
He: Nothing, I’ll hold you tight.

Why when talking on the home phone, something happens with the communication and you become an involuntary listener to someone else's conversation, must some grandmothers discuss the price of potatoes on the market.

The main attraction in Moscow is the Kremlin. In Peter is the Palace Square. And only in Rostov is the Northern Cemetery. The largest in all Europe.

I bought my aunt, a pretty old woman, a DVD player. Well, she, not thinking long, asked the neighbor's boy to see some movies. He decided to joke, he made a mistake, but in the box with one of the films was porn. I come to visit her, I open the door, the old lady sleeps in a chair in front of the TV, on the group screen. I shake it, and this dialogue takes place:
Aunt Leed, what are you looking at?? to
- Yeah, some fool, I turned on - fucking, I'll fall asleep, I wake up - still fucking.

Xxx: Fuck to use my nick!! to
YYY: And don’t say...