How do you think, Holmes, why gentlemen like long ones?
The women’s feet?
This is elementary, Watson. According to the law of physics, the longer the lever, the
You have to put less effort into it.

XXX is
You asked me if I would go to sleep or if you would come to sleep.

XXX is
I said I would sleep anyway.

XXX is
“Whether you come or not, at midnight, when the clock beats twelve times, I will turn into a snoring pumpkin.

XXX is
Maybe a little later...

XXX is
This magic continues to blink.

gathered somehow with friends a small set of photos with tails to arrange, in the spirit of Viking metal, but the weather did not fit - the rain began, we went to the nearest cinema, on the road bought juice,
And here we pass such a wet, scattered past the guard, me and another with a tail and a similar attribute missed without any problems, the third stopped and polite asked to go out with the juice...
I still remember that with a smile.

Inad: I was in Moscow, on a business trip... twice overtaken
The Lamborghini Diablo. by Walk

She: I love you
He is funny.
She :...
Do you want me to make a mine?
And of course, the rabbit!
It is: Funny

XXX: Have you already kissed me, tell me how to polite send in the ass?
yyy: "Please go to the ass"

Dmitry: =))) and I want rain now))) here in the shade of temperature +36))))
Anna: Drink more cold water
Dmitry: ughu) I drive for 4 hours without stopping and probably with the condade off (((
I have such joy as a crowded bladder is not enough for complete happiness)))))
Anna: The Poor (Al open the window)
Dmitry: in local buses such a chip is not provided))) passengers are cooked in their own juice)))
Anna: pp)) Here is the same)) NO: some provide a conditioning system, a FORTOCH model
The intensity of ventilation can be adjusted by stretching or opening the dirty curtain on the bus window. Or not regulated at all)
Dmitry: But this model is usually accompanied by an emergency interruption system called Grandma. When the air conditioning system of Fortoch is launched, Grandma begins to issue alarms in elevated tones: Sklozniak!!! It is selling!! The A-A-A! We will all die!!! to
Anna: You are what! My grandmother is the NPC!! This system can track and report anything!
Dmitry: oh) and the most advanced models organize local clusters according to the type of deep-impact hyper-search systems such as KGB and NKVD)))
by Ugo. The outdated version of Grandma does not have enough memory, but successfully compensates for this with the presence of imagination.

BILBOS: And I am still amazed at the degree of my blind trust in my parents. My mom regularly deceived me in the following simple way – when I didn’t want to sleep, she said that as soon as I fell asleep, she would give me a candy. Here, by the way, the question of trust can go to the question of my intelligence. But not about that now.

In the answers:
Question: How to fuck our state for big money?
The answer is: elementary! You sell something for a large amount of money, like an apartment. Then you burn that money. Then let these fools suffer – new ones stamp!

It’s hot, just like a pepper.
Yes, it is a nightmare! This is hell!
I want an ice-carbon fucking and that with a tube!
yyy: 0_o
It is crazy ? ?
I am going to crack your hell!

When you turn off the hot water, the cold water is no longer so cold.

I should have been so drunk...
Yesterday my friend and I searched for my phone.
I call him, of course, but the brain that is stunned by excessive influences of firewater does not get that I call from my phone to my number.
xxxh: the device gives out short dots, which after a dramatic pause, with horror-filled eyes I give out the taxi driver, s**a already someone calls it.

I work in the Old Mytyshkin source, I call clients, and here it means that the employee has no noise, the chiefs are not there, everyone has eaten a lot, especially I, and we have fallen asleep to call clients. I pick up the number, here the girl takes the telephone, I try to pronounce the name of our company for five minutes, I hear the silence, the telephone did not drop, well, I think to talk, I want to and let her half an hour with a cluttered tongue to tell what we are good, the girl listened all this time silently, did not interrupt and when I finally finished my drunk monologue, she came to herself silenced again, and then said: thank you, of course, but we are already working with you... unfortunately.

xxx: no cars, no traffic jams, dps through one, in the subway they also say ments immeasurably, maybe something happened?
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolyevich, as a businessman, going on a trip to the United States disconnected, cars, traffic jams, internet and put everything on guard.

Tags: brother fire
Choose a swimsuit.
There is a mannequin with him, a female.
My mother's brother sits on her arms.
xxx: stretches to the mannequin and says: "Sits, trousers, stomach!"
xxxh: all this was accompanied by abundant lumping of each part described
XHH: the staff of the wild roasted
Which is good)
You see, the man is growing.

xxx: I am checking the account))
xxx: one student did not have enough leaflet and he wrote on his own
XXX: on the back side they played in the ballad
xxx: I liked the words from the seven letters - snoop and snoop))

If you cut the bulb and rub the top of the foot, then in half an hour you will feel the taste of the onion - volatile substances will spread with the blood flow throughout the body.

Yesterday I drank a beer and I had to drink it :)

minion1989: Get married to me, no?

The light is (yes)

minion1989: Shit, shit, not in that window))

Technical support of the Internet provider:

Draw Draw by Valdemar Draw 23.06.2010 23:52
I have a refrigerator and a computer connected to the same socket, when the refrigerator is turned on it writes that a new device is found-install wood and where I find new wood to it the refrigerator is old(((

When you see a lovely young girl in a medical procedure room with her trousers down for injection, the last feeling you feel is compassion.