and Salam Aleykum.

Fisting in the glass!

Recently, rescue is not mine.
In the past flood on rubber cats rescued - collected more than a dozen
Vov-ka: I’t think about cats on rubber!!The cats had to scratch their feet in the boat.
interceptor: and everything would be nothing, but on the way back they broke the boat around the fence.
interceptor: suddenly got into the water cats, especially in this number - more scary than sharks
Interceptor: while one is beaten away, two people from behind are trying to get on the head
interceptor: depth over the neck, fencing, do not pass, do not swim, and these dogged creatures are thrown

I don’t know how to get lost in the forest. Go where you came from...
yyy: There is such a concept as topographic cretinism, many in the city wander, and in the woods it is overwhelming.
Zzzz: Oh, there’s still an orthographic...

Guard go here!
Well... somehow myself.
I have an offer you can refuse!
Did you find a four-size mould in the warehouse?
and no.
So where does such categorization come from in judgments?

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So what did you take it? I regularly approach young men, girls, aunts, uncles, elderly and children to ask for permission to chew their dog / cat / rabbit. Even to police cinologists approach (by the way, allow). If my husband and I are together, we both get along. Do not seek secret meaning where there is obvious meaning.
A young woman who loves animals.
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It can also be explained. If a person likes a dog / cat / rabbit, but at the same time he does not have an animal, but periodically smoothes another animal, This means... It is time to admit the inevitable, it is not shameful.
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And indeed, there is nothing shameful in the impossibility or unwillingness to take an animal into the house. Keep your fantasies with you. But here is the woman who asks, “Can you chew?” my respect and respect: I will allow the dog to chew, and I will hold his face for extra tranquility, and a piece to serve this beggar ladies.

“I’ve been without sex for 15 years and nothing terrible has happened,” said the 90-year-old man.

The ambitious Ph.D. N. complains in the lab that his article was not taken to some British journal under some unclear pretext.
The woman who listened to him said, “Feel like a woman!”! to
He was surprised.
Lady: Remember how you mocked articles written by “babies” – the British treated you with similar prejudice.

Statistics are such statistics, even official, and here... Here are the people who believe in statistics. And the average salary in Russia is 40,000, and we live on average 71 years.
Every Russian should have a salary above average and my administration will be able to solve this problem.The statistician confidently tried to cross a river, the depth of which was on average 1 meter. But he drowned.Statistics is like a bikini. What she shows is very attractive, but much more interesting is what she hides.If you lack arguments in a dispute, refer to the statistics. And 94 people out of 100 will believe you.

The tool is very multifaceted. If you want and can, it will be both a scalpel and a tail, if you allow such an analogy. However, you also have to be able to deal with others. And the fact that the majority can’t, or deliberately undermines data, is not the problem of statistics, but of those people.

Ok Google tell me in which hole.

From a discussion of a project:
Drt: I built them a white ship under red sails, and they send it into the sea of shit and ask to make a plane’s tail instead of a feed, and instead of a shuttle – a veil.
HTR: And so that he could dive still

(for the world WH40000)
Red cars drive faster, any orc will say!
YYY: In the red mocassins to go faster, any orc would say too!

What I was yesterday drunk surfing in the net that in the morning Yandex Direct offers me to buy "Luke sewage". With a free installation..
The Old Opera

There was a spider in my bathroom, and I called him Arkasha. I often spoke to him when holding meetings (not always a refresher to read). Once there was a girl with a bedroom and decided to clean up in the morning, said, dust filled the whole. She wiped the floors and we sat down to look at the kitten in the evening. Well, here the beer pressed where it should be, I go to the toilet and I notice that Arkashi is not there! I approach the girl and ask about the spider, and she quietly answers, "Oh, I smashed him with a speck."So, Arkasha, if you are reading this, come back, I have thrown out this stupid fool!

YYYY
But they are struggling (
XXX is
I remember when I was working in the militia, the chief calls me on March 7:
H is yes. Take a card and go for flowers. From the department you dive to the left, further dive to the transition, on the transition you dive to the right to the Gypsies at the flower tent. Give a visit card, take flowers, pull back. I understood?
I : I understood! Allow me to fuck?
A: I am pissing.
You say they are fighting...

I am so good at my business that I decided to write a book about it.

Survival course in the office.
You will find articles such as:
"How to live until the weekend and not put on your hands."
"12 ways to cut your nails"
"10 reasons why flashing in headphones is a bad idea."
"Top 15 games with folders and steplers."
"5 convenient poses for sleeping in a workchair."
"Review of folders inherited from former employees."
"Office printer or additional source of income."
The basics of business communication or how to behave so that colleagues do not realize that you are a fool.

by Artme(c)

tn: I found a bag in a girl. If, while she sleeps, put the word Love or Heart on the floor with scattered socks, she will even like it.

From a reference to a couple of child rations on Ali:
I have long wanted racing. Now there is. It’s fun to ask for a cup of tea :D

Once my colleague several times unsuccessfully tried to activate voice search on his smartphone with the standard phrase "O'ke, google!". Desperate, I started trying similar phrases. It’s very good "Put to the corner!" The whole office was filled with laughter.

xxx: I have observed a strange feature in my childhood: I often notice spelling and speech errors, but I do not feel the need to correct the people who made them. Does anyone see something like this? Which specialist to deal with this?

I remembered when we went to the contact zoo and saw a cock, who, when he was caught by children, came to the worker of that zoo, jumped to her on his knees and pulled his forehead into his head.
So, I feel like that cock, and I don’t have a worker like that.

Z is.Children have nothing to do with
c) A slope on the slope