I was passing by the security office today, my friend, who is a Muslim, called me and respectfully, in response to the call, greeted him with the words “Salam Aleykum” and he replied “Aleykum a Salam.”
In the security service began to boil, the security chief caught me and began to question... while explaining, it was not so pleasant... but a friend on the line roared like a deaf...

I am not an expert, but
Your professional
I reject the view that
Inconsistent with my
of prejudice.

Late in the evening, my husband and I and a boy of one and a half years. We are almost asleep, and the little one is not calm, turns and releases the sounds of animals.
R: the P-P
The mouse is sleeping, baby, and you are sleeping too.
R: U-U
I: Sova is asleep too
R: AAA
And the dog is sleeping.
Category: Meu Meu
I: Kisa is sleeping too
R: U-U
The Sova is Sleeping
R: U-U
The Sova is Sleeping
R is U-GU!! to
Husband: It seems that the child has awakened critical thinking, and he begins to doubt.Sleep, baby, you are only one and a half years old, so the sheep is asleep.

The object of the study is what is directly exposed to the study, for example, the object of the study will be a member if you measure it by line. And the subject of the study is the formulation of what you are trying to study, for example: "Variability of the Murge penis length ratio when watching hetero and gay pornographic movies".
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No matter where you drive it.
In the capital (all in the book)
Is it amazon?
Sorry I didn't hold up.
V - this book is useless at 99.9%)) It is necessary to either have no bones or break her spine. Well, or herr, so that it could be named)
Phoenix von Faira: Forgive Who to Blame?
WOW (for example on the wrist)

Astro: At European marijuana achievements exhibitions offer cream that is rubbed into the same organs (km-km). Smoking is not necessary. Don’t ask me how I know it.
MyxomopbI4: I’m sorry to ask: why are you rubbing it?
ircmaan: for the friction process

The art of diplomacy is to settle conflicts by promising to give back what is not regrettable, over an indefinite period of time.

Speed of passing the exam:
I will not name the university, whoever learns, will remember.
The subject is the history of political and legal teachings.
As appropriate, I and most of the students did almost all the lectures and saw the lectures almost for the first time at the exam. He was surprised to see so many new faces. As usual, I was late for the exam. Located in the auditorium, and all places are occupied. All of. Anchorage in Kamchatka. Only a free party before the predecessor. He lovingly invites me so to sit in front of him, I understand that the transfer not only shines, but shines with all the flowers of the rainbow, but nothing to do, I sit down, I don't even think about the spores (Hudini and he would burn), well, the one who has studied, he will understand. And here the reader says: You are a lot, I am like a lazy to fill the notes, so we write ourselves in our notes.... and then he does the following - takes my notes (I remember, I am sitting right in front of him) and on my example says everything that needs to be written - the subject is like this, the reader is like this (and he writes all this in my notes) further, on the machine, puts an assessment and is written. For a few seconds he looked at what he did, then on me, then on the other students. After a few seconds of silence, the predecessor issued: the assessment is not necessary, I will put them myself, well, and you (in my sense) I congratulate you on passing the exam. He gave me a check, well, and I dropped it until he changed his mind. That’s how I passed the exam without taking a ticket and (most importantly!!!) Without saying a word. Fuck it!! to

Eighteen is when everything is allowed by law, but my mother doesn’t.

Alexander Zharov, head of Roskomnadzor, said:
"Responsible Internet users who do not seek access to prohibited information are reliably protected from it."

Pacient Zharov, it has always been so. Even advertising banners and emails did not change this schedule.

Take money from the budget quietly - no need for any indications and blockages.
No one needed you, and no one needed you.

XX: Have you already decided which place will you move to?
YYY: as I look at neighboring entrances
XXX is harsh. Have you considered the apartment?

XXX: I came to the house to cut the grass in the yard. The grass is high, the landscape is not visible. After five minutes of torture I came to the conclusion that the crows, apparently, on my site some historically important terrain, since they have arranged such large-scale excavations.

From the chat:
XXXX: Hello to everyone, today took part in the car rally "Three-time driving". Is this happening in your cities?
YYYY: No
ZZZZ: I participate in this every day! Peter is okay with me!!!

XXX flooded the apartment and mold grew at the plinth.

XX: I need to give a name to the mold
Call her quietly by name.
Drink her key water.
I have already drank (

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But to the extreme comes infantility, when at the age of 25 a person's ass is wiped out.
What brings us back to the gender shit?
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The keyword is "extreme" right?
I just got the stories about how the mommy in the field gave birth to me and I immediately went". Not everyone has such dull situations that force children to grow like urticaria under the fence. To whisper that someone has never been in such a situation is at least strange.

Summer and heat. I need to expand the menu.
Googled fruit soup. Fruit soup from flying mouse.
Why did I look at it?and (

The creator of the Internet encyclopedia Lurkmore froze the project

He was forced to flee abroad...

And that nirvana is not funny!

tanyasha: yes, ask to restore all the bills for March 13th
Lav: Do we, according to the order, remove the bills, older than six months?
by Tanja: Yes
Lav: long-term storage pads sewn separately?
Aha : Aha :
Lav: before removing the "rust" go through two repeated checks to exclude errors of accidental getting into them long term?
Ugo : Ugo :
Low: Understood
Lav went to heat the time machine

Veverkajsem: Sometimes I feel a burning sense of powerlessness before human incompetence
Krieger: The job is what you want. Not the hardest and lowest paid.
Veverkajsem: Yesterday I explained the integral calculations for two hours.
veverkajsem: a person who is unfamiliar with differentials

I work in X-rays. In the morning, due to a strong jump in tension, the fluorograph broke. Electricity shutdowns are scheduled for 10 minutes. The boss, leaving, instructs "without a call from the electricians not to turn on anything. Or maybe they will not have time in 10 minutes, and we still have a lot of equipment that can be broken".