Thanks to the bilayne of copters all over the country, they are now called accomplices.

258986751: Discuss ways of dating in local locals:

MB: Well why, you come and take the pot off your head, and say:
Sorry for distracting, but can you make me a soup?
You stretch her pot...
Her reaction is understandable, with her eyes shaken, and laughing, she will find nothing to say except:
No is
And here you - throw out the pot and give
“Well, fuck him with the soup, so what’s your name?

And all, it’s yours, the main thing is surprisingDig: :-D so busy
258986751: Strange people live around
Dig: You can also check "Don't help me dry the pasta" with a dumpling.
258986751: a very amazing acquaintance with drilling "sorry girl can you drill anything?"
(11:33:58) 258986751: can you still attach wings to your back and ask "how do you feel about flying?"
258986751: the pedestrian
Dig : :-D
258986751: and you can also arm yourself with a sack and ask "you did not see a butterfly the size of a frog" here, and show a three-litre bowl with cockroaches so that it is clear - that a serious scientist
Dig: And also a whip and in the swamps "you did not cut it down here" and stand on a rubber boat
258986751: and then offer to ride around the pond

M: The diploma is saturated at 96 out of 100!!!!! to
B: What is it?
K: Based on my attempts to analyze the ethymology, I can assume that 96 of the 100 pages of the dimplom are covered with photos of breastfeeding.

The night. 24 hours shop. I choose between good and expensive beer. A man comes in, not very sober, with a cigarette in his mouth and a dog on the lead (a small one). The guard man:

You cannot go here with a cigarette.

The man with a dim look looks at the guard, blows a cigarette on his tongue and... swallows it. Cool of course, but okay. The guard adds:

Not with dogs either.

I thought the dog was getting very bad.

She: Hi Rabbit, you imagine I remembered your number!
He is: Hi, good man
She: How is it?
It is: normal
How did you come to Moscow?
See also: Norma
She: What are you doing now?
I am in the computer.
You do not have a computer.
He: I always had him.
She: Why didn’t you tell me?
He said, “You have not asked.! to
She: What are you going to do tonight?
He: Going with friends
She: You are not drinking!
He: Where did you get it from?? to
She is :????? I thought so!
Can you come to the room today?I have a surprise for you!and ;-)
He: I’m glad but you girl didn’t get there!!! :) :) :)

Forum of Photography
"How to photograph the sun":

Author – Michael –
Date: 10 June 2008 14:12

First, look at the sun carefully, it is small from the earth. Therefore, take a magnifying glass and look at it in good sunny weather. Find the areas you are interested in photographing. First with one eye, then with the other.
After that, I think there will no longer be questions about photographing.

Blessed

by Scratch:
We had street trips under my windows last summer..Well everyone on the wasted nine-two, who is on something cooler. Neon, rectangular, acoustic, all orets so that in the neighboring area can be heard. Well, the ride, the wash, the beech of this type of bootbox with LEDs and the toyota is the same. We drove 200 meters, and here they are both so quietly, modestly, but very, scuco, sharply overtaken by the Lancer Evo IX without too much noise and light. Well, the man hurried to where (We have the whole house who saw drowned simply)

Scratch
No more streets under my windows.

It is good to live on the 5th floor - you go out to smoke, people walk down. Sometimes I don’t see the shit, but today there are so many sicknesses!! to

She: Lana... I’ve gone... I’m about to get rid of... and then she’s killed... dreaming of me?? to

I will try)

He is: Listen

He: And when I'm going to sleep, do I sleep with a condom or without it?

4Polinka > Y)I have a momko chiter)
Rothschild > How is it?
4Polinka > She bought in our subway tokens for 8 rubles and used them in Peter instead of Peter's 18 rubles.

Love is like a sapphire: you make a mistake once in your life.

of France. Department of Cardiology. The patient I am.

I know (I wrote it a week ago). This time with

The urological problem. The doctors of the receptor, not wisely, again

They pushed him into our department on the principle "who is the last is the father".

Going around, I am going. the department. The Great Boss, seeing this picture,

He begins to scream. They say, urds in the receiver, all of them on the drum, nafiga then

More specialization, since cardiologists still treat everything in a row. “And indeed

Five him to whom you match, once he is already with us, we must now go and

to give urologists to bed in their department" (Free French

and translation). “Tatiana, will you do that?” In a few seconds people

He compared these two phrases, lying everyone, including the Boss. High anyway

Requirements for officers in Europe.

Russian athletes have a new entertainment:

Come to the competition in Lithuania, take the first place there and force

Lithuanians listen to forbidden music.

Amy and Gentlemen! Please help me! I struggle with a girl, all I need is to show my feelings to her! write something like "Love Sasha" in contact her id- 640468, thank you in advance!
Z is. If you are not lazy, put a plush, understand! She is very dear to me...

>>> O_o More successful attempt to finally get rid of a girl I have not seen yet!


Sasha, you understand that now you have little of what they will not give, but they will also cut off the yaiza! Go up to 10,000!

Wronged the window and sent a message to the girl who was going to send the boss about network printers.

She: I have two girlfriends, you can come with a friend or friends ;)

I (thinking I am writing to the Boss): and they must be accessible through hell? Is it colored there?

She: You are a fourth satanist and a perverse!!! Do not write me anymore!! to

(I think I’m ignored now)

(About the exam)
Q: Do you have a machine?
I mean yes ?
I mean PESDA!D 5 or 4?
It is 4 =)
For 5 days... knowledge is not enough!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Do you need to jump knowledge to 5?
I’m afraid to introduce myself ?
I think about 15 knowledge =))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I would have tried to know if I had not had Ivanova. She is unknown!
Per she just needs more knowledge?
and noah. They say that she once gave her knowledge, and she broke them and did not make a calculation!

ex-slym: I grabbed the shit when a big picture was shown in the sector of Swedish fans of some pedicure in a yellow cock costume and next to a transvestite in a blue dress and here the commentator shouts out: here on your screens is a sad Swedish family.

Why are you called Yoshi?
Because I am Joe.
Why Joe?
“Because, nick I have "The blow to Yo".
Why hit Yoh?
“Because I’m on my head, you take me away!”! to

A wise and evil beast.
The whole world is stunned by his ability to steal unnoticed.

Group: Modest and complex to bypass the side!
Theme: Your dreams and fantasies!
Loginov Alexey: I dream of a stewardess in the plane, fucking it is probably a gesture!! to
Anastasia Vorobyeva: In an empty wagon of the subway or a bus.
Dmitry Minakov: With two charming bi!
Dr. House: And I dream of creating an army of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with eight-angle bodies that will drain the blood of all people.