by 11111
I’ve seen what happens when the Casper and Doctor Webb are strained... The system dies within two, from the force of three minutes...
As usual, they didn’t recognize each other, and then they started fighting. Webb, hearing the death, decides to destroy the offspring of the enemy and climbs to scan the booty area of the system, looking where Kasper hid his eggs and does it on a large scale - he just blocks it all, it system-just-enabled, such as an arrow of eggs to capture you for example... And only at the last moment feels like his eggs, crushed in the booty area of dying Webb, confident in his divine origin and high purpose, all in foolish ideas about the domination of the world, the screw and the system defeats his enemy with a decisive blow... And only at the last moment he feels like his eggs, crushed in the booty area of dying Webb, break off and fly to the fucking dogs... They say that the man who
<zov>: Great in the country. And also rugged.
Mr. N, who is embarrassed by a car, has a little daughter. When the mother allows her to walk in the yard, it demands that the daughter does not enter the corner of the house. To see it from the window. Like all normal children, the girl runs the storm just beyond this corner. And her mother decided to scare her, saying that a stranger uncle would take her there.
Today's children on the pot will just not be taken, the daughter with a lame smile began to bite, as the name of this uncle. The mother made the first nonsense that came to her mind: “The bearded Sisadmin.” The girl was suddenly impressed, silenced, no more questions came. All this has somehow been forgotten.
So, the company gathered at the country, daughter N and his wife were taken with them. The company was including a system administrator, of course, the jokes about his profession began. At some point, a child with a wild reef "a-a-a, bearded Sisadmin" in horror crashes and moves to the side of the alley, almost taking out the metal gates into which the car enters. They calmed down, but at first they had to calm themselves from unexpected fear.
Mothers, think what you say to your children.
(A very old professor explains how to solve the task)
Student: But this is written in the book...
Professor: He taught me in three!
School status in contact: Children, it’s time for exams! Do not violate my brain. Learn at least anything!! to
Meanwhile, I broke up in the middle of the night with shells. At least now my parents know that I at least sometimes eat...
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A blonde with eggs. It is something new...
...yes, I need to go to pay for the internet, or at 12 o'clock my router will turn into a pumpkin o_o
Fuck... I recently learned that if your neighbor dies in the room in the shelter, then you are closed the session automatically... Sduru told the neighbor... Now we walk and cheer each other. The knives disappeared somewhere.
Chuvak, you realize that you have just put Russia, Ukraine and Belarus on the brink.
K-21: kst.. ие фо лин - a bad topic.. with him I checked on the MS website.. they recognized my Ubuntu as a licensed version of Windows..
Real excerpts from the forum
Tasiya08: Girls, I looked closer here in connection with the preparation - horror, I find that wrinkles above the upper lip have already begun to appear! Who knows how to cut them? Is there any gymnastics?
Super Baby: The best way is to raise the bottle with stretched lips. Do you drink mineral? Here you take the bottle, put it on the table, and with stretched lips you take it from the table and up, so that the nose is touched. One minute in the morning, one minute in the evening. In a month it will be okay.
Within a week...
Superbaby: Tasya08, I do not answer in person at all. You do everything wrong: the bottle must be
1) 0.6 liters
2) Plastic
It is empty!!! to
Superbaby, what’s more, we’ve almost grown up here for our wedding?
(from the dialogue with the police officer at 3 p.m.)......You can rub your student. The document is only the following 3 things..... passport, military ticket!!! and the Michman certificate!!! to
xxx(00:34:46 18/06/2008)
They don’t chase the knot, they don’t feed the oatmeal, and when they pasture, they drag seven plugs.
xxx (00:34:48 18/06/2008)
What is it?
yyy (00:35:22 18/06/200
It is a mystery...
xxx (00:35:31 18/06/200)
Authorship
xxx(00:35:38 18/06/200
Teach me to think so.
Here I will get old, I will be 60 years old, I will sit near the fireplace in my country, on the streets, snow, a pleasant shake of burning wood from the fireplace, in the room.
slightly dimmed light, a bottle of whisky, behind the shoulders of the year
On the table an old lost laptop and Heroes III... :-)
* the
I don’t understand my boyfriend. He has three favorite things: me, the car and the dog. When the car is all dirty, he is ready to lick it with his tongue and condemns: "Oh, you are my child." When his creature is cheated by a dog, the eggs of other dogs are laid, he kisses her and lets his nose be licked. But when I am all pure and beautiful, I approach him and kiss him, he says, "Go and grind your lips in a mask."
About the antibodies:
The Serpent:
One acquaintance slept overnight on the seat with a bag of P/E filled with novocaine.
The Serpent:
When his car was stolen, the menta found her and the crying hijacker a kilometer from the starting point (he thought he was paralyzed).
The Serpent:
In the sense, his ass and legs were numb so he could not even get out and escape.
I am :
You are a terrorist.)
The Serpent:
I am "Leading Engineer "
The Serpent:
It is equally...
O Lord!! All the competitions that the channel RTR shows - remain behind us, and on the ORT - will be lost! The match against the Netherlands will be tracked on ORT!!! We need to arrange a flash...drop the ORT box...let it be transferred to the 2nd channel!!!!! Bring it to the top!! Russia is ahead!!! to
Interestingly, a tram ticket with the number 666666 can be considered happy?
Azzaki is happy.
The Pirate Service:
Can you make fun of yourself?? to
The game: XZ, try
Admin was banned by Admin reasons :
The people will be reading until this fool will think about how to break himself up.
Finally, happiness fell on me! In my car was a long-legged blonde in a miniature!
Truth sits in the back seat, my love sits in the front seat.
The curves of your body worry me unbearably.
She: These folds worry me too, glad that she is not alone in her experiences.