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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115159
 22.06.2015
Zzz: By the way, the man-eaters only eat virgins. Because they can’t fry.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №115158
 22.06.2015
I am damned by the price of gasoline. I take a taxi to work. 30 km and back.

As a child I had a book of ancient Eastern wisdom and anecdotes. And there was a joke about a fool who replied to the news of the price of flour that he did not care - he buys ready-made bread. Why he was a fool was not explained, but at six years old I already understood.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115157
 22.06.2015
All over the page of this joke about happiness, Yandex direct insisted on buying vibrators. I’m like the boss, not even the wing.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115156
 22.06.2015
Lermonts is about something else. His seriousness oppresses.
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Lermontov had a rare invasive character, and if it were not for Martynov (who he called Martyškko by ladies and oppressed in various ways), then who else would have shot him.
But there is an excuse and an explanation.
According to legend, Thomas Lermont, the legendary Scottish bard and Lermontov's ancestor, visited the elves, after returning principally could not lie. The poet was interesting before. All Lermontov's conflicts are the expression of his real opinion where a compliment would be appropriate. He probably couldn’t lie either. A misanthropic life.
At the moment of Lermontov's death, a thunderstorm of such strength began that the body could not take an hour. At the same time, the duel place at least on the mountain, but not Elbrus ever.
The centenary of the poet’s birth was celebrated. But a few months before that, the First World War began, and it was not possible to mark.
The Soviet power Lermontov loved - the critic of tsarism. And a hundred years from the day of his death would be marked necessarily, but also a disappointment - July 1941 did not contribute. But they prepared the evening in the Kremlin for the 150th anniversary of birth. That was cancelled due to the coup with the resignation of Khrushchev the day before. And about 150 years since the day of his death, between the election of Yeltsin and the GKCHP, are generally forgotten.
200 years in October 2014. Whether it was exhausted or what...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115155
 22.06.2015
If you do not have children and you have any doubts about starting or not - DO NOT start! Don’t try to help, because it’s accepted, because everyone has a time... When it’s time, you’ll realize that inside you’ll light up. When you dream of a child to tears, when you are ready to love and accept anyone - only then win. It is crazy to regret children who seem to be loved, but who always, it turns out, something interferes with parents.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115154
 22.06.2015
Wouldn’t you go...
with a pink fifth.
Take my mom out of here!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115153
 22.06.2015
In one institution, the lady, following the entrance, constantly hangs something endless. Instead of security, there appeared vessels.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115152
 22.06.2015
As a beginner gardener, I googled a lot about all sorts of different tomatoes and vegetables. I got involved, curiously. But the garden is the garden, and the flesh is sinful and sometimes demanding. And here I go to the site with content 18+ for people to watch, and there in the contextual advertisement of the "tomates", to "bean seeds". Arbuz even fit very harmoniously.
In general, I am now when in the garden beds field, I am waiting, when because of the bush, the gardener will come out to me with the tool of the root to loosen.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115151
 22.06.2015
XXX: I finished the universe
I am now either dying at 27 from an overdose.
80s or 60s of boring life
XXX: I don’t know what to choose.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №115150
 22.06.2015
I decided to go home, took a ticket to the top shelf in the plate, a book, water on the road, and the desire for 4 hours of travel to get a little sleep. With me in the companions was a student girl, a man, under her, who read the book all the way, and a woman, 65+, under me, about her and my story will go. In the wagon heat 35 degrees or more, on the upper shelf is impossible, but when the window is completely closed, the woman becomes cold and she starts once every half an hour to check the window, if I did not open his such an ended herod, and she checks him knocking on the weight of the wagon themselves, after some time she ceases to like a bottle of water standing on the table, and she wakes the girl to clean it, at this moment I decided to go to the toilet, and upon returning they made me clear that my shoes should not stand here, here a 20 minute stop in Baranovich, and in complete silence you can hear how near us buried a man, to this run of the day with the words "how he had to" and "he stumbled on our moms, woke him up with some screams. In short, to say that she hated the half of the wagon is not to say anything... And the man is reading all in the darkness of the wagon his book.....And here our queen something did not please the conductor, which she stopped and began to report and here FERIA!! Our male puts the book aside, loudly on the whole car, with pain for all the years lived and longing for all his surroundings - "MARINA, BLATH, LIES AND SLEEP, ALL BLATH, HIS LIFE IS THAT CALCLE OF MEAT, THAT ISMORE COLD" and continue reading))))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115149
 22.06.2015
So do not touch those who are born with other attitudes to life and reproduction. They are not perverse, they are instruments of population regulation.
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The whole problem with this mess is that people are wildly dissatisfied that someone has an opinion different from their own, and that is not even the right/wrong opinion. Someone needs to convince me of this, JB.

If there were people who wanted to have children, having them and rejoicing in this, and people who did not want to have and rejoicing in this lack, everything would be wrong. But they can’t just rejoice in their possessions, they need to convince the unbelievers. The Dolphins.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115148
 22.06.2015
An intelligent person is not one who never thinks badly, but one who thinks whether to open his mouth and say what he thinks.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №115147
 22.06.2015
A 6-year-old girl found a spider in her room.
He comfortably splintered a small spade in the corner.
Suits to me:
I take care of the spider.
I am :
How do you take care of him?
The Chad:
I am not killing him.
Great foreign policy.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115146
 22.06.2015
When the inventor of the USB port dies, his tomb will first be lowered into a pit, then raised, turned over, and then again lowered on the right side.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115145
 22.06.2015
Indeed, you have a child, you scratch problems for a lifetime... Then let’s not have cats and dogs!
by *****
Let everyone decide for themselves, right? Something is not heard everywhere whispers from happy dog owners "you do not understand what you are depriving yourself, immediately take the dog, egoists!". Dogs and children interfere with strangers when they crash directly on their way, not by the very fact of their existence. What is the problem with childless people is the question.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115144
 22.06.2015
The life expectancy of the laboratory rats, who were most often shown to their superiors, was significantly lower than that of the control group.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115143
 22.06.2015
>> otherwise bigger than a girl not to become

In the sense? Who should she become? A mother with a big letter?
There is a lot of pathos in this whole topic. I have children. It is normal. No, it would also be perfectly normal. Having children doesn’t mean anything. No too. Absolutely by. Especially in the context of world entropy. Wë at the end of the day all will die, calm down now.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115142
 22.06.2015
Now they are "Real Long-Term Drivers" by Discovery. We need to go fast, otherwise we will break the deadline. Another extra week - and we fucking, here every minute counts. Replacing the diaphragm in the brake cylinder is heroism. A night in a prairie without a coffee and a shower is a deadly danger.
The Pizzeria. I risked my life and health.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115141
 22.06.2015
Soloviev, who rested in Italy, came and again began to tell the Russians how the EU is rotten.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115140
 22.06.2015
discussion of the film.
A lonely old house in England wakes up every thirty years – and demands sacrifices.
Any house after 30 years requires sacrifices.

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