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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6973
 18.06.2008
Girl: I went to take pictures, and there a girl works like...unclearly shorter than a girl or a guy. short haircut, no breasts, ceds... all that in general. Here I go and say the girl to me something and something...and she looks at me so strangely...and I thought it was a guy...and I say to her: a young man...her face is generally stretched out...and I reverse: a girl...
Fuck, it was so shameful!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6972
 18.06.2008
English scientists from the Transport Research Laboratory found that drivers who smoked marijuana had the same reaction on the road as those who did not use any drugs. Moreover, such drivers drive very carefully and do not exceed speed.

The study found that very high doses of marijuana are harmful to the driver. However, even a large amount of herb is better than alcohol or physical fatigue, reports Newswire.

At one stage, volunteers joined the work of scientists. They smoked ready-made cigarettes or struck themselves with different amounts of grass. They were then placed on a car trainer and tested their ability to drive a car and respond appropriately to road situations.

y: Fuck, where are these experiments being conducted, do I want to see?? to

X: I will participate 8)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6971
 18.06.2008
I look at vacancies.
Desmont and what?
Slavery is flourishing!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6970
 18.06.2008
Larson
Your hair smells so good :-*
SeltsamLizzie
What then?
Larson
of your spirits.
In general you –
Larson
It’s so nice... as if you’re right behind your back and your hair is falling on my shoulders.
SeltsamLizzie
Rabbit, you are so sweet to me.
Larson
I need to put my socks in my bag so you can remember me too.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6969
 18.06.2008
Lans (22:04:32 15/06/2008)

We swim like under a coat!


Lans (22:04:43 15/06/2008)
by Galandcef

Wicked (22:04:50 15/06/2008)
Ahahahah

Lans (22:04:52 15/06/2008)
by patom bpartugalsef

Lans (22:04:56 15/06/2008)
The Spanish Path

Wicked (22:04:57 15/06/2008)
And then we wake up... the whole country.)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6968
 18.06.2008
from picapforum

Every time after intercourse, a girlfriend notices that her abdominal skin is numb, that is, loses sensitivity. Tinnitus continues for a few minutes. Is this normal or a sign of pathology? Menstruation is delayed for 1.5 months.
Kryptos: You are a quiet guy, I look at you.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6967
 18.06.2008
I'm Going on the Road of Life (SPB)
In the post of a chaos, a bunch of norod, I see - the fronts with a camera and remove traffic jams from the cars...
I think about myself, what fucking traffic jamming in Peter at 16 a.m. (there was never), well, it is still wonderful that they are filmed, like let them show how fucking we have a dear life...
I go further... I traveled 200 meters - I see a man with a rod who stopped the entire patch (assembled 200 cars), judging by everything for shooting (type massing) and partially leaves them away...
Unfortunately, only in our country create traffic jams artificially, instead of the operators to raise their ass at 7 a.m. and take a real traffic jamming, these races fell asleep, came up when they were comfortable and quietly shot what they needed...
We have a great country, no one thinks of people.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6966
 18.06.2008
Why do you have a cable, you have a cartridge?
I don’t know what you’ve said, but get the cable back.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6965
 18.06.2008
He came home early. Mother meets at the door.
Question from the threshold:
What did you drink? nervous.
What do you smoke? – Both of them.
She is punctual!
Did you smoke without me?The Silence
She: I am burning
Thoughtfully turns and goes to sleep.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №6964
 18.06.2008
<4eIIIuPcKuU` KOT>
If the boys love to change often,
So the crunch is just bl@d, it’s very bad...

>If the boys change often likes the crumb,
So it’s a piece of pedras, it’s bad too...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №6963
 18.06.2008
and Sgt. Joker> Well, my mother, why do the Russians not learn to make movies? to start?? to
<xxxx>no and what movie did you watch this time?
and Sgt. Joker> Dare days, to dance.
<xxxx>OMG, I hear the bad thing.
and Sgt. Joker> especially me, as a handshake, delighted the moment when a thin boy with his naked hands and a cry of ki-ja laid a dozen kicks with bites, courageously and painlessly endured a dozen hits of armaturin on the kidneys.
and Sgt. Joker> Unwillingly remembers Stephen Seagal’s answer to the question, What would you do if you were attacked by two men with knives?
and Sgt. Joker> He grit, I have 7 dan in Aikido. In general, there are very few people with this level of skill, but even I would rather run away.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №6962
 18.06.2008
by Odin! Make the banner advertising button "taxYahoo!!!" or at least just a minus! The banner that has the most disadvantages will be replaced once a week. So, firstly, it will be the most dull and unpleasant advertisement for readers, secondly, it will help remove the irritation from banners, and finally, thirdly, the reader will pay more attention to these of your banners!

Whoever agrees, bring it to the top!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6961
 18.06.2008
Fuck... I recently learned that if your neighbor dies in the room in the shelter, then you are closed the session automatically... Sduru told the neighbor... Now we walk and cheer each other. The knives disappeared somewhere.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №6960
 18.06.2008
Oblako Listening: Time Machine - He Was Older than Her in MP3
<raspezdal> and oooon more beautiful her in jpg
<raspezdal> and was more in pdf.
<raspezdal> was smarter than her in dll
<raspezdal> and it was easier it in txt

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6959
 18.06.2008
My husband does not communicate with me now. Yesterday we sat down and ate dinner. The son of the poltarella of the tufflers did not do, I do not want, he says. I give my husband a plate and I ask him to eat, yes. And he says, I have eaten, I can’t do it anymore. I then move the plate back to my son and apathematically say: there are no pigs, eat it yourself))))))).

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6958
 18.06.2008
You know a lot about oncology.
Season 3 of Dr. House is...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6957
 18.06.2008
So, say, in the "Battle of the Extra-Senses" they call the winners? What is this for extrasensors who can’t read what’s inside the envelope?
They gathered, Porechenkov came out, one rejoiced, the other turned and left.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6956
 18.06.2008
things
What is Linux in two words?

SnaiperTM
Doha what

SnaiperTM
In two words

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6955
 18.06.2008
There is a small lake. Nearby are residential houses. It is clear that in the hot summer, people from these houses go swimming in it. But this summer, the lake was heavily grown with all kinds of algae, pebbles, etc. One man on a public basis decided to clean the lake. He put on a mask, attached an extender to the respiratory tube to breathe under the water, attached a load to his feet, took a hair in his hands and entered the lake.
At this time, a company of young people came to the lake to rest and drink vodka. Imagine the picture: these guys are sitting down and drinking vodka. Suddenly, everything was quiet, the waters split up, and from there something appears all in green algae, in the tear, but with a shining shade in the hands.
Everything was wet. Some immediately, some later, on the run.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6954
 18.06.2008
N2b: "you are not a girl at all, but the hell knows what... the last time I called you a sun six months ago, you answered that you are a spherical plasmoid and sarcastically squeezed your lips".

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