tw2fan: what was killed in Russia before?
Quasome and Mongol Tatars

I urgently need a girlfriend.
so that she can come to me.
Eat a cake, pellet or coconut, roll with me on the balcony, discuss my girlfriends, my boys.
so that I can always honestly tell her whether it is worth losing weight or not. To give good advice.
so that you can make a whiskey with collie with it, and then do all kinds of nonsense.
And then take and marry her, and live long and happy.

She: Lovely I want free relationships
I agree I love you =*
It is true! ?! to
You are a free fool!!! to

Question: How to use Mr. Proper to be fun?

I generally love animals. Someone loves cats there, or dogs, and I love them all without a difference. I just don’t like people. I am tired, the fool. They wear and run, they are aggressive.

The question to Chuvak, whom the girl drank with beer, catalyzed, paid everywhere by SAMA, who thought: “Where did they fuck me?”

Did you not get your house?

Dialogue in bed:
You don’t react to a kiss, I don’t know what to do anymore.
- Take off your shorts and run with the screams "Ya crude"
Will it awaken you?? to
No, but at least fun.

I am hard to kill, easy to kill, and impossible to kill.

The Schrödinger cat.

The xxx:
Ivan was bathing today.

YYYY :
And how? He liked it?

Announcement: Club of sexually concerned lazy people will buy oxen" (SS)

The United Nations Global Commission has concluded that the legalization of drugs worldwide and the cessation of criminal prosecution of drug addicts will be more effective.

The committee consists of Kofi Annan and the former presidents of Mexico, Colombia and Brazil.

I will go to the nearest zoo shop. The seller advises someone by phone:
- Your cat does not have a long hair gene, so you need to find a cat with such a gene... just keep in mind that your cat is cluby, with documents and genealogy and she will not want to pair with a normal cat without documents...

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

On January 23, 1991, the KLSK FM radio station in Albuquerque, New Mexico changed its format to classic rock. In connection with the change of orientation, DJ John Sebastian decided to mark this by playing "The Staircase to Heaven" for 24 hours. It sounded more than 200 times, causing hundreds of angry calls and letters. The police came twice: the first time because the listener thought the DJ had a heart attack, and the second time (the case was immediately after the Gulf War) because they thought the radio station was seized by terrorists sent by the fan of Led Zeppelin, Saddam Hussein. The strangest thing is that a lot of people didn’t switch to another station, deciding to know when it would end.

In Spain, there is such a tradition: after the birth of a child, a boiler of boiling water is poured out on a bustling street, which will be said below, so it will be called. Therefore, they are called - Julio, Pedro, Conchita.
YYY : :D
YYY: We would have been much more interesting.
YYY: If my uncle was going from yesterday’s badong and there was such a slander...there would be one page name for five.

Among the new elite of the country the most decent - elite prostitutes.

The children’s playground. A little girl is on the pitch. On the bench, at the fence, a man sits quietly, like a great Saint Bernard at the squad with lambs. It can be seen that he was successful last night, and now he would have been better off, but his wife sent him out for a walk with his daughter. She worries about Dad. He breaks away from his friends, runs, brakes, describes the world around him.
Behind the fence on the green grass there are pigeons. Even climbing around some yellow piece of dried cake or something. If you look closely, one strong, blue-black male kicks a piece, pushing away all the other pigeons. He knocked a piece, knocked another candidate, knocked a piece, pushed another. During the fight, he is not far away. Two steps to the side and back a piece of cloth. No chicken solidarity and chicken knighthood. I eat it myself, I don’t give it to anyone. I will not, I will chase everybody.
The little girl draws her father’s attention to this pigeon swallow. She doesn’t like the blue jade. The father revives, looks with interest, but supporting the child, clarifies: “The grove, of course, but properly holds the territory.”
There is a pigeon, almost white. It confuses with blue-black, one time, another, and drives away blue-black.
The girl joyfully jumps, holding her father’s large palm: good triumphs over evil. But her father gently grabs her pen: he knows life.
The winner starts cutting a piece. The attitude towards others who want to bow down is no different from the behavior of the predecessor. She also chases all the ladies and does not give. But only this honorary, like the Polish шляхtić.
He runs for other rivals so long that a whole bunch of brave men have time to gather at the homeless piece. The white pyjong returns, the stack runs away. He knocks a couple of times and again scratches for another sting.
Long runs end in the fact that the remains of the cake are folded by two spiders.
The man relaxed again in the sun, satisfied by stating to his daughter:
“Look, you see, here is either clenching or showing pants.”

After a busy day of work, the programmer walks into the refrigerator, gets a pack of oil, reads on the envelope: "Butter. and 72 percent.” A quick thought in my head: “Oh! It will be loaded soon!” Returns the oil to the refrigerator.
Close the door.

He will give you something shamelessly expensive.
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They are the best friends of girls and look beautiful on their necks.
I will have a marshmallow!! to

The farced camel is a simple and nutritious dish. It is served by the Arab Beduins at the wedding table. Try to cook it. We are sure you and your guests will enjoy it.

To prepare this dish, you should first paint a few fish with boiled eggs, then paint a few chickens with fish, and a chicken with a roasted lamb, which should be placed in the belly of a well-roasted camel.

It remains beautiful to put food on a special bowl, decorate with greens and serve to the table.

25 thousand, single, two years dating.

We are married, we have a son, his salary is 10 thousand, we live in a house with a stove.
I have no choice. I love him. I’m glad I can wake up next door.