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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6913
 17.06.2008
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If during sex a guy methodically squeezes his leg in the area of caviar, will he end up?

This girl works with children.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №6912
 17.06.2008
1: because of this debunked diploma, he slept three hours a day.
I finally fell asleep in the last two weeks.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6911
 17.06.2008
The xxx:
I rested so well that it was bad.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №6910
 17.06.2008
Pirsus
You can imagine that Ireland has disrupted the integration process in Europe.
This small island country, which you can walk through in three days, has disrupted the integration process!
Before that there was not a single break in it!!! to

Alina
It is ?

Pirsus
Do you listen to me at all?! to
I say there was not a single break!! In the process of integration in Europe, and Ireland broke everything!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6909
 17.06.2008
I told you that you didn’t come to the exam. is sick.
What is PRED?
XHH: He said that in our years only trippers had been sick and put a disease

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6908
 17.06.2008
Repack2 (15:51) :
Who wrote crime and punishment?

Repack2 (15:51) :
Without Google

See also: 15:51
What is Google?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №6907
 17.06.2008
Zenit, Hockey team, Eurovision, Euro 2008. God as you know,

He loves the three... It could be Eurovision and fuse.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6906
 17.06.2008
Call to the car service station.

“Hi, my name is Dasha, I have a pink Nissan.

I need to repair something!

The reasonable question – what?

Do you know what is being repaired in the pink Nissan?

I died on the spot!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6905
 17.06.2008
The authorities changed three jury councils, but never found in Russia

12 people who would consider the murder of Chubais a crime.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6904
 17.06.2008
We didn’t go so slow today! ?
Uriahiahiah!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6903
 16.06.2008
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If the boys love to change often,
So the crunch is just bl@d, it’s very bad...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6902
 16.06.2008
Why are you chasing Zea? He came here when you were still at home instead of basha!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6901
 16.06.2008
I saw an outdoor advertisement of axe with a girl with a mouth in chocolate. I have to say that it looks terribly unnatural and more like a bloody fist. with blood in the sun. Rita thinks white chocolate would look more harmonious.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6900
 16.06.2008
A cousin teaches in the school, line of composition of the 10th classroom:
Eggs, frogs and strawberries help the gardener eat insects.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6899
 16.06.2008
What patient in our project came up with an extension for files of configuration.yjq...
> I tried to create a check.yjq file, the Russian layout was enabled. Maybe I’m paranoid, but I don’t think it’s easy.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6898
 16.06.2008
and Fieriya.
We sit after the holidays we work, suddenly like a thunderstorm in the clear sky hellish cries of a new employee. I go down... I look at the last thing that the poor man has managed to squeeze “the medicine for snoring”, I quietly change the inscription in the search line to “the medicine for Lunatism” next to I lay the iron foot from the broken office chair, watering her tip, quietly recreating the panorama of the battle with the alien mind in the office, all hiding in the neighboring room, laying in the body poses. Call him the worker.

View from the face of the main character in his narrative after (in a smoker):
Dimson
“Blessed, I am squeezing, I’m grabbing the phone there already, I’m clinging to some kind of iron stuff that’s stained in red shit. I am ashamed of turning around... I think you may not have noticed that I am dirty... then a thought, and how dirty am I? Look at the clock on the compass. 20 minutes... I look at the inscription Lunatism... I begin to thumb... I turn around. Ask...a aaa (C) "Well fucking guys I got enough of the poster of Tymoshenko for half of the missed in the shredder on the floor" next frame, I see all the tubes removed, and there is silence.. in my head fucking stronger than what you arranged in the office.. especially when you see the horizontally rolling women's boots from the bathroom and hear the tones from the neighboring room... I think they robbed! I catch the iron.. with tremors in my knees I go to the hall quietly I open the door and when a hand falls out of there... and I see you all bored on the floor, and shouting me "NeeeETT Dima!!! Wake up, this is a dream!! No need more!“I’m getting a shit...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6897
 16.06.2008
Why, when a girl, which I like for a long time and hopelessly, after a break with another guy writes: "Damn, I am so bad, calm me," it seems to me very much like: "I am here in my soul, will you not lie out?"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №6896
 16.06.2008
I bought myself "eight", on the road from MREO I get in my ass. have done. The first trip, history repeats itself. A friend sent me to a babysitter. Something on the tarabarsk swam and gave salt in a mixture with flour, wrapped in a cloth. She said that I was stitched, and the salt to carry with me for a month. Three days later, I was stopped in my yard by the UVO squadron, they began to search, I began to get upset, but when I was found a towel, the words: "This is salt... and... and flour!!!!"I was broken my arms and sat in the car. It is said in the expert department of the GNC so long ago did not rust.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6895
 16.06.2008
I had to find a local sitadmin in the office today. They asked the Aboriginal: "where?" - "and here you go there, there sysadmin Lev Alekseevich". We came and looked into the room: “Hello, are you a Lion?” – “No, I’m a tiger, and the Lion is usually sitting in the next room.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6894
 16.06.2008
I sit at home, lazy looking at "Remember everything" with Schwartz in the main role. The movie is already old, I read more ads in the running line below. And here Schwartz with a girlfriend on the screen runs somewhere, like saving the planet Mars, clinging to a wall, and behind such a steep and terrible drilling machine with a mutant-traitor behind the wheel. Well, Schwartz, of course, not a mistake guy - grabbed some perforator not weak too and stumbled the bug right through the armor. Running line at the bottom - "The drill engineer is urgently needed"and the phone is further.
The first idea is to work quickly, guys!

Remember the size of the laptop!

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