Q: Are there any events tonight? Other than concerts
YYY: I’m in my yard now. Judging by the conversation, they have a cosplay party House-2.
From YouTube:
So I imagine a doctor in a white coat, who is barely restrained by two healthy sanitarians, and he rushes to some man and with a curved face from anger: "Go here, fox, you, fox, is it you left a comment on the Internet? Fuck you, Fuck you and Fuck you! Nearby is the chief physician and embarrassedly apologizes to casual spectators: “Well, this is our best psychiatrist...”.
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Assess the pathos of the listened in line in the ZK. Two girls of the finest kind.
Are you more stupid to give birth at 16? I will be at least 17 at the time of birth!
I know who I am pregnant with, baby!
I’m against abortions, I’m glad they are giving birth. I have a question to the boys: do you want your children to be raised like these women?
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Dear Guy, understand - 99% chance that the boys who made the characters you saw children were really a puppy. Education is doubled.
A man (a young man) from history No.17565 with Borrowed, you would at least leave contacts, probably many need to...
In practice, the exact opposite happens in most cases: you can be intelligent, counted, distinguish Manet from Monet and recognize the "Sank himself" from two rows, but it is enough to have an imperfect height meter with a cap or nose button on the same imperfect face, and all, hello.
I do not argue, there are exceptions, I am lucky, I found such an exceptional one, but before that I looked at and tried personally, how girls are chosen as a case for the phone - in appearance. and sorry.
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In the forum there is a conversation about the subtleties of sex in the rider's posture.
It’s so tired to run for a long time.
Are you going far? ?
Zzz: in London behind the suspensions;)
I read: "Telephone for a third of z/p is a fool.".
For a long time I thought what was wrong with the phone for 4 thousand rubles?
(The teacher )
Then they ask, “How many have you already given birth?”
Not to mention that after abortions and giving birth, not everyone gets it.
I have two and even two grandchildren.
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The future has arrived! On the humorous resource do the grandmothers come to fight.
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I had a friend, a programmer. A typical chauvinist, I could not tolerate it, thought that all the babies were chickens (!!!)And I in particular. And at work I don't do a niqab, because I leave on time, I don't have aurals, and in general I got here through someone's bed (!!!!!) is
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The first month he called me two or three times a day, polite to madness, because (!!!!!) He understood nothing and asked to explain.
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Wedding in autumn.
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When you fall in love, you close your eyes to the fact that the object of your passion is a fool, and later you cry because the object of your passion is a fool.
You will cry with him.
Osof: Nevertheless, there are nice and kind people... Even if the mother is mentioned, or sends forgiveness, then as well as well, you to each other. It seems that the splicing shell of seeds holds a monocle. Well well right?
I defended my diploma, I am God-like!
You are unemployed.
God does not need work.
and idiot.
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It seems that men have an informal competition for the title of the "Best prostitute of the week": who breaks the legs wider in public transportation - that is the prize :)
The smoke (five and a half)
I watered the strawberries. Carefully, under the bush, from my leash. My grandmother praised me. And then for some reason I was tired of doing good, took a hose and poured water into the mangal.
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Egei, who made the list - how to recognize a fool? Just let him talk about gender, he’ll burn ?
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Exactly so! And even more cleverly on the issue of sexual minorities. In the absolute majority of cases, the setting of the "pedos harmful" is associated with the "baby of the second variety".
From TZ – “Voices of operators make the same.”
Set up something so that when a client calls, regardless of which operator took the phone - the client heard the pleasant voice of the girl who responds to the calls. In other words, the voice on the internet has been converted into what we need.
It is....
Call to the CC.
- (with a nice female voice) Good morning, you are welcomed by operator Vasily!
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I have been married 5 years. I work, and she is not. So here! My wife has a job too. She does all the housework, she cares about the child. He paints with him, leads in sections, etc. Also washing, cleaning and cooking. In addition, purchases, quarters and financial transactions on it. My job is to provide my wife and son. My job is to bring money, no matter what ways + all the work like replacing bulbs or light bulbs or the son is great to repair. All electricity and sanitary equipment. I have finished)
We have a professor of psychology at the institute. He loved all kinds of myths and derived from them expressions and nicknames, such as the work of the Sisyphus, and you do not have a group here, but Augie's stalls, and in that spirit. One of his favorite expressions was - Buridan's donkey, well, this is when the donkey could not choose from which stake to eat his seed. At any moment when the student doubted - he turned his "Well what you stand, Buridan's donkey, choose already". Our stream learnt out normally, but in the flow of a year younger there is a student by name.... The Buridans. In my opinion, he will not go to psychology.
Same as that!
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On the condition that if a man one day decides that he needs children, he will star in a decree himself.
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Are you really so fucking fucking?
Pregnancy is a special physiological condition of the female body associated with fertilization and development of the fetus in the uterus.
female and not male. Understand this and stop fooling and putting absolutely ridiculous and illogical conditions.
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What you thought of is called "pregnancy and maternity leave", and what the woman wrote about is "pregnancy and maternity leave up to 1.5 (3) years".
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What do you know about luck?
Asked from work, such as to the clinic, called a friend and went to the beach.
On the beach I met the director with a cute lady. They looked at each other, smiling silently.
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We are riding horses next to the house. The girl goes, the uncle leads, the mother is there. The horse rests, the uncle says the conic has fallen asleep. Mom pulls out the phone and, enjoying the moment while the conic stands, begins to photograph the daughter. At the Conex
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I went to a gay club. Get rid of her, get rid of the girl.
Students from one corner. Even the former ones. On the dance floor, the patient accompanies with shaken eyes. I took a cocktail and pretended that I didn’t know where I was or where I was.
However, there are some disadvantages in adult life :(