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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129693
 21.06.2016
He worked in an organization where an additional load appeared once a year in the form of loading-unloading-sorting several thousand books. Before me the team was 100% female, "in the season" just all together a little bit of these books were engaged. As soon as I got to this job (by the word, to the position with the lowest salary in the department) - except me nobody touched the books and the finger. And this is not in the private self-determination, but in the budget institution. But it’s just what "A man is obliged to do!"

I bet that the female collective in the budget institution at least washed the windows twice a year, the shelves were wiped out of dust and other "sabbaths" were engaged even without thanks. Because they are survivors, survivors. Successfully washed to the private, no more cleaning on its own in the office. To do this, they hire a cleaner and pay with money, not words about “women’s duties.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129692
 21.06.2016
Asha: Girls are such girls!
Asha: I ate the right meal: cheese and fruit, no extra calories.
Asha: And I went to the bar, washing everything with rum and cola, Friday is holy!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129691
 21.06.2016
And why not actually?
Look, here I have two subordinates, a boy and a girl. Basic duties are well dealt with, but there is one additional thing: from time to time you have to drag some weights to the other end of a large building. Not a very heavy thing, but the girl will not pull.
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The question is for you, man. The guy is carrying something heavy. What does the girl do at this moment? It is free, i.e. Has her working day ended? Or does she still do something else, not physically heavy – just another job (reports make, for example)?

In the first case, you are right. A guy works when a girl is resting and needs to get more. In the second case, sorry, you are a sexist. The girl also works, and not the hery falls. If the work is mental, then her duties may be even more difficult at this point than his. But for those hours she gets less.
In this case, there would be two options: once you have found a guy a job that the girl is not busy, find a girl a job that the guy will not be busy. It’s not necessarily physically difficult – you can just give her what the guy doesn’t like, and let him never do it. Everyone will appreciate it, and it’s fair. And the second. Hire a truck, man! A man, even if he is at least three times a man, is not obliged to bury his health on some mythical "additional employment." He did not hire a bag here.
Or you can buy a truck, and let them drag together. Riding is easier than pulling.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129690
 20.06.2016
To my question: "Dear, say, I’ve filled up?" my husband quietly engaged in sex with me.

Study to.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129689
 20.06.2016
and Holmes! It is incredible!!! to

I am Ohuevatson.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129688
 20.06.2016
The last three wars of Russia
1826 to 1828 The Russian-Persian War
1914 to 1918. The First World War.
1941 to 1945 The Great Patriotic
............
Interesting is. What about Afghanistan? The two Chechens? And the Russian-Finnish before the WOW? What about grandparents, because of which a certain percentage of recruits die every year? The Russian-Japanese War of 1905

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129687
 20.06.2016
I come to work. The comrade who sits in front of me, says, says, our ups has burned. I am what? OOO
“Well, I came, and he is eating terribly straight, sirene, I took him to the server.
Okay, I go to the kitchen, I approach - I start to hear a deaf scream. I walk past the kitchen to the server room, eating. And there is a lot of everything, boxes, wires, equipment. I don’t know where he is, fucking.
And then I see in the furthest corner, behind the boxes, covered with some stuff, this poor ups stands and breaks.
She shrugged, slapped the poor and turned off.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129686
 20.06.2016
xxx> Chat, advise comedy horror porn. I can hentai.
yyy> MongoDB advanced deployment and operations
xxx> where is the comedy element?
yyy> when a guy begins to tell how this all works. You can defend!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129685
 20.06.2016
I was transporting a friend of Sasha today. We moved from two to three through the entrance of our own house.
Tomorrow I’ll translate another friend Sasha. The story is the same - expanded again through the entrance in the same house.
Q: Can I make a wish tonight?
HH: By the way! It was only now that they had Natalia’s wife.
I guessed Natalia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129684
 20.06.2016
Feminists who want to work as truckers...
Find each other and organize your cargo service! The demand will be superb with the right advertising)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129683
 20.06.2016
xxx: Here's my next star hour: in the correspondence instead of blasphemy wrote blasphemy =)
XXX: The Blue
XXX is July! by Julia!! to
The Day of Backham

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №129682
 20.06.2016
Where when the question
- The TV viewer responded to the call to help robots what did she do?
I bite a brilliant metal ass.
It is :)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129681
 20.06.2016
In the future, at the exit of the movie, the memory will be wiped, or the audience will remember the movie, and then they will not watch again. Otherwise, they will remind others of their memories.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129680
 20.06.2016
I go on the bus. Includes a classic stinking car with a truck. In a dirty dress with Turkish " cucumbers". She crossed the passage, sat, smelled. At the next stop comes the grandmother, such a typical strict teacher. In the same dress, just clean. Thro the road, the grandmother drilled the gaze of the bomzhi, and the people who loved the picture were pressed by laughter.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129679
 20.06.2016
C 4PDA, Smart Devices Discussion
XXX: Smart Preservatives
The smart condom will tell you when to remove it
zzz: Really smart will tell you where you don’t need to insert...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129678
 20.06.2016
XXX: In the universe was the case
xxx: the English teacher, when she filled the magazine, just thought about something (by her own words) and half the group instead of five put pairs.
xxx: this incident has entered history under the title "every creature by pair"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129677
 20.06.2016
well well. Only in life a woman has the right to receive gifts for sex, to be kept, and so on. At least they demand that. There will be equal rights when men will be fed in restaurants for sex, give gifts and keep. And when these two options will meet approximately equally.

You won’t believe how many young guys are now earning just that... Well, how they earn – are on full maintenance with well-off women around the age of 35+, and on very even good such content. Costs are estimated at tens of thousands.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №129676
 20.06.2016
The clothes!

Long and far away. The clowns simply tortured. The battle began with the legs of the beds placed in canned pots with a sunburn. At night, I open my eyes and see a dark spot on the ceiling. On the heat (or hz there on the cha) bugs gather in a pile on the ceiling, and then fall from the top for food.
Freezing does not help, these frogs can fall into anabolic at -70.
The problem was solved by ants. The boy pulled the uterus from the taiga, and behind it the whole brother pulled. Neither in the bakery nor in the bakery. They made them a feed, and they put all the ants in it.)
Where there are ants, there will be no insect by definition. They are fun, working people.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129675
 20.06.2016
This is:

Bring adequate feminists, and the people will draw to you.

Suitable for whom? Pocket and comfortable? Eliminate the fools of MD and VK, the supporters of BBPE, who call women ‘shells’ and ‘flies in meat’, then let’s talk about adequacy.

If women just ignore these BBPE-types, then the problem will be solved in the next generation - these ugly ones just won't give offspring, he-he. Do they want to clean the genome of the species from their garbage DNA? Women, go out to meet them, help them get on the edge of evolution.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129674
 20.06.2016
20633, mention of a boyfriend / husband - preventive protection from screams "to whom you are so needed, no one will look at you, go and drown, once personal life will never be, impotence you are walking".

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