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I stood in the morning waiting for the hospital to be opened... and here look, the grandmother went out of the window... then I see - a pigeon drives away from the carniss with a rod... a puddle is poured out of the carniss... it flies... the pigeons are flying... FIGAK! A goat... another goat... another goat... another goat... another goat! Could he train?
WOW :
She eats them stupidly along the way.
Cloud technology does not exist - there are only foreign computers.
Dear Father Christmas! I know you’re getting a lot of spam, so I send you my wish in advance. There are people who are phone designers. And recently, some very special of them believe that instead of several connectors for charging, video output, and now even headphones we all have enough one connector. I do not need much. Just make them crack and suck through one hole. And if it's a designer, please let them and fuck there like a chicken in the cloak. Thank you, Grandpa in advance!
When preparing to move from one rental apartment to another, they accidentally discovered an easy way to craze the cleaner: the floor in the kitchen in the color of light marble. It was only after the fourth attempt to wash him off, that the sister began to suspect that the grey divorce would not go away.
Kiskazyl
I read nothing, I taught nothing, and I have no lectures, and I am a little drunk... how do you think I have a chance to pass? and I didn’t sleep?
by elmortem
I remember a match between Russia and Spain. We just drove a bus to Samara with my sister and at one of the stops, stood in front of the entrance to some cafeteria, smoked and drank coffee. In the cafe people clinged to the radio receiver. Russia has lost.
After breathing out the cigarette smoke, the sister said:
If the Spaniards had all taken and broken their legs. Then our team would have a small chance.
Even in a distant childhood, when I began to bring my first pairs from school, my parents began to teach morals:
You will learn badly, you will grow into a bow and you will glue cardboard boxes.
It motivated me. I graduated from school with four and five, graduated from university, I have a diploma of higher education and now work as an engineer at CB with a good salary. Among my duties is the item "Making packaging layouts for products". This is what I do, despite all my achievements at school and at the university now at work, I occasionally engage in gluing T23 cardboard boxes. And during this class, I clearly remember my parents with their speeches and ask myself, what did I do wrong?
Xenos WIGHT: Developers of standard configurations under 1C must definitely go to heaven. And that in Paradise there should be devils with forks, bushes, fire and sulfur. And the hideous mountain of cleverly hidden in different places of buttons, leverage and switches, which you need to "just configure", so that the promised angels and clouds appear. At the same time, most switches do not give a visible effect at all, and the rest change the color of the features and the shape of the cushions. And every week the paradise is updated, after which new buttons and switches appear, all settings fly, the devils again take the villas and drag on the bowl.
On one of the central streets of Simferopol, the evacuator forcibly evacuated the evacuator.
As witnesses report on social networks, the municipal evacuator evacuated a private evacuator parked in an inappropriate place.
“The evacuator broke the system,” the residents commented.
Simferopolis suggested that in this way, the evacuator "will get rid of competitors."
kkk: Fact: from contact with water written with a capillary pen "flows"
Kkk: Fact: Having sex can create excess moisture in several ways
Kkk: If you do not remove the print from the bed in time with the translation made by a capillary pen above the text...
Kkk: This is the first time in my practice that the translation literally went by Pecda (
ppp: About #balli translation, in general.
Fuck, complain about the inability to sleep while the perforator works, etc. My fun childhood took place in military towns throughout the former USSR. The towns were built, as a rule, 10-15 km from the fields. Now imagine what is division or army training. Do you imagine? I explain: over the houses, helicopters arrive at the target, and they are deeply upset that you have a night/afternoon sleep/little children. Tank and artillery shootings are taking place. Pilots are trained, artillery, etc. Glass clutches, grumbling over two weeks, day and night.
In the end, if I want, I sleep in any noise and I manage to sleep out. The perforator compared to the helicopter line is full.
...and at the same time I turn the body of the flash, and there is the inscription on the skin: 256MB pale...
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We take the old flash and put it on the table. Next we put a new (needed volume and approximately the same sizes). There we put two straight hands, a little courage and patience. And in a couple of hours you will have a flash of modern volume, but in a warm lamp performance. I believe in you!
2400 Weybrook
XXX: What about the rest?
Yyy: I’m not ready to allow myself to stop living without circles under my eyes. My interior requires me to be a panda.
The center Πitera, Πethrograd side. Π This is a great year. C wife relaxed we go under the pen. A friend runs to a local bomb and rather aggressively demands money from me. I say :
There is no money, the salary is small.
The evil of God:
– ΗAdo to make more money! And he flees. ΠI turn to my wife:
Here you are telling me about it.
ΠAfter that, the woman on the subject of money does not cry. ΠBecause he doesn’t want to be associated with the boy.
- Hi, Janis Petrovich, what is the temperature of the water in the Baltics today?
Hi Comrade! What is the temperature of the water in degrees - I have no idea. If you look at the thermometer, you cannot leave the house at all.
xxx: I’m looking at my last script and I don’t understand. XXX: Is this a masterpiece or is it a cadastre?
2 years ago I wake up in the morning, my girlfriend shows me a phone with some record in notes. He tells me that at night I woke her up and began to say that I needed to buy a cellulite ointment called “Prosonony,” I forced her to write it down on the phone, and when she recorded it, he said the name was written in English. Well, actually, in her phone and it was recorded in Russian, and then - "Prozononstvostvo". What I dreamed, the fuck knows.
At first glance, I realized that the second is no longer needed.
More about housing and housing. I heard this story from a famous Spanish physicist.
During his youth, which came to the end of Franco's reign, Spain lived rather poorly. His family did not swim in money either. His father, as a Republican, was included on the shooting lists in the Civil War. After the war, there was an amnesty, but he was still not allowed to teach (he was a talented teacher). “I don’t have money for your university,” he said to his son, “go to work at school.” His son decided to get a higher education. He worked, helped his mother, lived hungry, but went to study in another city. He took a cheap room, made a pledge, a room on the shore, paid on time. When he decided to move, the owner refused to return the pledge. “There’s damage, here’s a stain, and there’s scratch,” he said, smiling. The student was upset - these scratches and spots were when he entered. “I don’t know, you’ll get a shirt, tomorrow you’ll take the clothes,” the owner replied. The student tried to talk to the master, but he laughed at him. The sum was noticeable, especially in his circumstances, but the hero of history was most outraged by injustice. Then he made a decision. He went to the store and then picked up his things. In the morning on the day of departure, he got up early and began to methodically crush the room with a hammer. He broke the dishes, broke the furniture, made inlets on the floor and walls, broke the door. Then he took his things and left. “Was he so angry?” I asked. “No,” he replied to me, “I was very upset, but I didn’t crash out of anger. I am tired of breaking it all. I just decided that the next time he would think three times before stealing another guest. He took a pledge from me for damages - well, I provided him with damages. I only doubt that even a triple pledge was enough for him to repair."
The Buddha and his disciples sat by the river and waited for the boatman. There appeared a yogh, who crossed the water several times, and with a pathos turned to the Buddha with the question:
Well, and you, the Enlightened, can you?
What Buddha asked:
How much time have you spent achieving this?
I spent almost my whole life learning, spending a lot of time in harsh asketics.
The boatman came and the Buddha asked him:
How much does the transit cost?
“Three pennies,” replied the boatman.
Buddha, turning to yoga, said:
Have you heard? That’s what your whole life is worth.
xxx: brought to the threatening department, put in the corridor. And there are all the walls in the holes of some and the doors in the wreaths, the surge is natural. I rushed to take pictures, but I was burned and almost taken from my phone.
xxx: They had to delete all the photos from the department, even with the cat ("this is our employee").