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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115039
 19.06.2015
Most women do not invest in relationships, and at the first opportunity they sit on their necks both financially and domestically.
and ******
I advocate for women. They invest properly in relationships. How they understand it: emotions, fantasies, all thoughts are attached to a loved one. And that’s why they so dumb their beloved, but much more shy men with calls, sms and excessive care. To require a student girl to invest in utilities and products on an equal basis with a well-earned man is to sit on the neck of a woman, because they still, in the overwhelming majority, pull on themselves. About yourself: Married for a long time. My wife doesn’t love me, fact. I married someone else. But she tried to create such an atmosphere of warmth, understanding and spiritual comfort that I really like to be at home. You obviously do not appreciate or notice mental effort, because such an atmosphere for a man can only create a woman.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115038
 19.06.2015
Online broadcast of the St. Petersburg Economic Forum 2015 on RBC:
Deputy Prime Minister Arkady Dvorkovich believes that you need to spend less time on business breakfast and work more. This opinion, paradoxically, he expressed at the business breakfast of Sberbank.


[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115037
 19.06.2015
XHH: made an important discovery for the self - it turns out, the kitchen shell (metallic) is best washed away from the outdated fat - attention! The business soap.

Welcome to the Blue Isolate Witness Sect.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115036
 19.06.2015
to this:

Women with whom you can have sex and enjoy the absence of problems. Would you leave any contacts.

On to! w.war@rambler.ru in the Netherlands. I feel like a crocodile :(

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115035
 19.06.2015
In fact, these pills "for every day" more so as not to be missed and taken seriously. They have a different content of the active substance, and more than half are just empty. Therefore, drink them should be in the order as drawn, and not any of the banks once a day.
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Learn to speak for everyone. There are pills for which the order of reception is important, because they are different. There are pills that can be taken in any order, only at the same time every day. Instructions are provided.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115034
 19.06.2015
Are you really so fucking fucking?
Pregnancy is a special physiological condition of the female body associated with fertilization and development of the fetus in the uterus.
female and not male. Understand this and stop fooling and putting absolutely ridiculous and illogical conditions.

Well, I can give birth. You are on leave to take care of a child up to three years old. This can be done by law, don’t you know? Well, I will smell on the apartment", and you with the children, and on the household, and so that the bore... Why not? It’s such a lava that men don’t crack, I don’t understand?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115033
 19.06.2015
Do not want to give birth, are you forced?
by *****
They coerce, insult, deceive, coerce, rape, intimidate – the entire history of mankind. You have a need to multiply no less than ours, no matter how you deny it.
Add to this the course on the ban of abortions and the ban on sterilization up to 35 years old and two children.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115032
 19.06.2015
Men are constantly fertile. If you know how to fix this without a ton of hormones taken, write your application to the Nobel Committee.

Gandhi dressed
Do not joke about it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115031
 19.06.2015
xxx: In the enots, they say, the legs are very mobile and soft. And why Python can be useful - I will not add the mind.
yyy: and moving and soft feet of enota what can be useful? and ;)
XXX: For example, rub the back of the owner in the bathroom.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115030
 19.06.2015
All employers are divided into two types: those who believe that the word “worker” originated from the word “slave” and those who are convinced that it originated from the word “robot”.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115029
 19.06.2015
twice married superpops, who "nothing more straightforward did, I am all alone in a white coat";
and now pays them such alimony (see a thousand to 30 per month each), so that they can live with the child together
Yes, you are really a stupid fool.
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+1 is
We have already discussed this topic. About any man who is not ashamed to discuss his wife (present or former) as dumb or walking.
You married a foolish prostitute and are not ashamed to tell you about it?
She wasn’t like that...
- Man, in a few years you have made a normal girl a stupid prostitute and you are not ashamed to tell about it?

But even there did not discuss the situation of "two times".
I think this is a poetic exaggeration. Why invent such shit about yourself?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115028
 19.06.2015
<chh> when I don’t drink cognac, others stop approving it. This is the case, life.
< wow> I even drink when I don’t approve of others ))
<zzz> man of principles (c)

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115027
 19.06.2015
Yesterday, a drunken aunt approached me with a beaten rod and blown straight into her face: "Give me seven rubles for a hundred copies." Don’t ask people for me!and "
I am confused. I do not fall into the category of people.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115026
 19.06.2015
London Mayor Boris Johnson was returning home by bicycle when an accidental driver of a traditional London "black taxi" decided to express his dissatisfaction with competitors, an online taxi order service. The mayor did not remain in debt and offered the taxi driver to die in obscene expressions. The entire incident would be recorded on video by a random passing by.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115025
 19.06.2015
From VK:
Why is there a club of alcoholics, a club of drug addicts, but no club of alcoholics?
My name is Oleg, and I went.

I will add:
Hello as we understand you.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115024
 19.06.2015
Oral contraceptives for men. It is the mechanism of fertility. In women, it is periodic by nature. Simply put, once a month in time to give the command to the body "Umm, ovulation has already been". You do not need to swallow a lot of hormones.

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You are a man, right? In any case, you have hardly seen hormone pills. They are even in a package of 21 pieces - for each day of the cycle. And not one – on " once a month". The scheme is a bit different. The pills are taken constantly and they are constantly telling the body: Not today. Not today. Not today. And so every day.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115023
 19.06.2015
XHH: My contextual advertising offers me hunting carabines, coffee louvre from 1kg and above, a wedding in Peter and erotic toys.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115022
 19.06.2015
Sometimes a person begins to put order in the world, forgetting to start putting order in his own head.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №115021
 19.06.2015
The story of a kidney surprise and a Siberian girl.
In 1996 I bought an old Panasonic matrix printer. The catridge was no longer sold to him, but the tape was sold, and in the catridge there was a ink, where you could pour stamped ink. It got great.
But one day I bought black stamping ink from the German firm Stanger, poured it into the ink and... the ink turned out to be purple. Angry, I remembered the school German (Google wasn’t there yet) and sent a angry letter to Germany.
But I got the answer from the store where I bought ink. It turned out that the ink is being stacked here, at us. And the company decided to make a profit by diluting the paint. I was told how stupid I am, that printers don’t use stamping ink, etc.
But the Germans still broke the supply contract with them, and the company collapsed.
This is what makes us different from the Germans.
The Germans respect the buyer and fight for the honour of the brand, and we all consider them to be fools.
Now you understand why “Lada” is not suitable anywhere?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115020
 19.06.2015
Well what? To you or to me?
Why did you decide that I would agree?? to
Madam, let’s look the truth in the eye: why can another 35-year-old woman come to the carburetors exhibition?

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