Haikou, Hainan Province, China - A woman killed a man in a fight by crushing his testicles until he died. The incident occurred during a dispute over a parking space.
Her kung fu turned out to be stronger than his testicles.

I like to talk to philosophers.)

The xxx:
What? Dresses woven entirely out of their own hair?? to
and..

YYYY :
Go to Fuck.

The xxx:
Oh...
* plotted

YYYY :
Oh, it is you.

On Google play the "charge shock" app, such as while the phone shakes, it charges.
The first comment:
I put the phone in the luggage compartment and shook, the door really works, the phone not only charged, but also added in the gasoline tank, I will go and shook :)

One of the characteristics of the new product on the official website of Lada Grant "The best ratio of price and capacity..."
Lying - I checked, for the same amount you can buy 2872 galvanized boilers with a volume of 12 liters each, which will eventually amount to 34471 liters.

Our friends from the Netherlands disliked us, so their capitalist navigator on the road, the new palm was very worried and said all the time: you have left the track, please come back... and you are saying...

And the KrAZs still do, but they are more expensive than American tractors with delivery and disposal, and up to 100 km / h only speed up in a free fall.

XXX: I want to be separated.
XXX: Yoon Yoon
XXX: Who You Gave Me
If she rapes me, it’s your fault.
I'll even hold your hand :D
YYY: HDD

xxx: No work, the girl dropped, still out of the tech here are deducted.. there is still to get me hit by the car((( and what do I do?
YYY: Crossing the road carefully

When a hint to running on the site rises a sandstorm, children constantly encounter building garbage buried in the sand, and you can not play basketball on the sand at all. The "Square" has come. Published on all this "beauty" looked (unfortunately, did not think to try the site personally), in the end, "plusic", "plusic" to the builders, and children play anywhere, only not on the site :)";

You photograph everything in detail, send it to the administration of the district, or better immediately to the bucket that came. They come and fix it.)

XXX: Well, they’re the pids, don’t you really bother to communicate with them?FURIOUS: He kissed you yesterday, I just turned, see where his lips were before!!!by Omit:
YYY: I don’t want to discuss this topic again. They will come, and that’s all. If you are not happy, do not come, it is voluntary.
xxx:Well, it’s true :girl_devil: They’re both cute, especially Igor, but how can I imagine that he’s fucking...vomit: It’s him from below, right? Type of woman?
YYY: I don’t know who they are down there, I don’t care. I will tell you more - with whom and in what posture you have sex, I also don't care. If it concerns YOU, you can not kiss me at the meeting too - I regret that when I met with Lesha, I made him a minette. Imagine "where were my lips" Per someone from your acquaintances and anal sex like, there are such women - I recommend conducting a survey on this topic, and erase from the list of girlfriends of disgusting perversions.
And most importantly, there are two gay friends among my friends, but there is not a single Pidor. Remember this.

A wife reads a book about Moydodyr to her son (1 year 10 months), he listens and tries to repeat it. The case comes to the phrase "Suddenly from my mom’s bedroom, curved feet and chromosome..." – and here our miracle repeats: "Mom’s pipe".
Yes, son, no one has called this room more accurately than you have! ))

A colleague called the accountant and said:
I dreamed in an erotic dream. There’s nothing good about it: it means that you’ll have to fuck up. (A further description of the major task)

Euro in 2012
Ukraine - England (after the untold ball of Devich)

The judge risks... if what, because the Ukrainian militia will not count his murder

MylkaG: So when will the meeting be?
MylkaG: approximately
Michael in the summer
MylkaG: Super Mish
MylkaG: and more precisely?
Michael this summer
MylkaG: Just a Class
What is the month?
June or any July or August

At the press conference, the GDP asked:
What happened to the Russian football team?
She lost...

I now watched from the balcony...how the guy helped the girl to drive...She in the parking lot performed some manoeuvres between two cars - forward back, forward back, past the guy, goes, well and let her help: drive to the right, so back, yet, let, let...stop, all drive to the left, park.

Q: Where is the logic?
WOW: I would say where logic is, but the gynecologists said that there is no logic either. and :)

This is when the boss breathes a terrible breath into the ear, you answer the "stable", hit the ground and turn the bird with the joyful "volley", and then look at your own code and think of the "nuble".

from govnokod

From the forum:
Two cute guys looking for two cute girls
Why do you have two cute girls?

I read the advertisement. "The underground farm offers! The best meat from the local producer. We grow livestock using natural conditions: 24 hours a day and 365 days a year animals are kept on pastures... Our cows have constant access to clean water from their own Artesian wells..."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah These cows do not even need to be slaughtered - in the winter they turn themselves into frozen carcasses.)
Oh yeah, it’s a clown! on the street minus 45... "and where are your animals??" "in the pa-a-astbište nach!"beep on the horns in the snow, the ice is crushed by the ended copper - suddenly where there is a piece of jagel left, mammoths undernourished. This is a rough Russian romance, shit!
After the artesian water, cows, on the move, themselves jump into the well from the tarzanka. Under the music of "mission impossible". The best meat ;)