How did the idiots get...
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Paper (cellulose) - and is a carbohydrate.

and oil. He drank a glass and ran.
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... got idiots who do not distinguish carbohydrates from hydrocarbons, but whisper on any occasion on the whole inet!!! to

The childhood dream that everything necessary for life activity could be obtained by drinking a half-liter of something like gasoline. I drank it in 20 seconds and the whole day was free - beauty! and :)

I would not give up concentrated sleep. Awakened 10 minutes and round the day bold and cheerful)

here here :

I’m in the subway in front of a young woman. Next to her is an old man and a man.
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The older a woman is, the more male she gets to her address, because she rapidly loses in the eyes of men the value as an object of sexual interest, and with culture in our people traditionally no.

Believe the elderly sea wolf.

All my life I have lived next to the sea, so the people who say - a boat, a boat, a ship... floats. When will people realize that the dust is floating in the pit, and the ships are walking!
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Naturally! Only the boats do not go by themselves, they are brought by a babysitter or nurse. After that, the ship is swimming. The courts go.

Some of honey. The cabinets resemble a villager.
Instead of receiving constant screams.

The Sunday. I enjoy solitude. The home phone rings.
I am listening to you.
Women's voice - Water quality check is carried out, bla bla bla (divided with filters). I put a phone. A call in a second.
It’s tactical, especially from a man. (They are chatty?)
I am idyllic!
She went to the fuck! I put a phone. A call in a second.
The penalty is 7,000!!! (That’s what happiness was?) I put a phone. A call in a second.
Another woman’s voice – Have you just been called for water quality? (That is to shout!!)
I-Your number has been determined, the conversation is recorded, tomorrow follows a statement to the police.
I put on the phone, I sit down, trying to understand what it was...

Do you agree that both partners should take care of protection? A woman just has to eat in her head, right? Without worrying about morality, for her, the consequences of unprotected sexual intercourse are far more serious and quite tangible purely physically.

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Are you really fucking? In a particular starting situation, the woman was not protected for the reason that she considered these relationships serious and they arranged her, so that she wanted children from her beloved husband/man. If the relationship did not satisfy the man it was worth to say about it and break up in the ideal, well, or at least stretch the ganglion, if the gut is thin, and do not stretch the children because he does not need them.
In general, judging by the number of excuses invented for this, camarader, many men have simply recognized themselves and they invent excuses not for him, but for themselves.

XX: I personally know girls who want sex, but want to close their eyes and make it happen. The user macosi reminds by description.

Sell the cat.
User was scratched for this post

Today encountered the neologism to designate a filament female part of good sizes - a kardashian.
In my time they said "Kurdjuk"...

from ZH:

The most ancient anecdote that is known today belongs to the Egyptians: "Only a husband knows how his wife actually behaves."

Since then, humorists have not gone anywhere.

I can’t help but share: a "Documentary film about Chernobyl A.S." was found on the titub. It’s even scary to think what kind of a grandmother this is.

Every time another rocket is unable to deliver another useful thing into space, I get upset and upset. And then I remember that there are people who are sick for Russian football, and nothing, live.

nnn: The more I look at what is happening in Ukraine, the more it seems to me that "The Wedding in Malinovka" is a documentary.

Catcher: A wife walks around the house and is angry because of her colleagues. Something they put in there. And she also made a mask for her legs a day ago, from which the old skin tears. Therefore, I now have a full-fledged snake at home: it spits and drops the skin.

This colleague literally learned from me a few weeks ago that Lenin did not want to overthrow Peter the First at all.

Lenin wanted to overthrow Peter the First.
And he was very angry that he could do this – the cunning Peter had time to die before Lenin was born.

The only thing that kept me from meeting the girl who looked at me was that she took my turn to the venereologist.

Let’s just make money on this toilet together. And something girls like is that I know how to cook / wash / clean, and that when discussing the future of life I offer housing to buy 50/50 - do not like.

P.S I have my honestly purchased home, but we are for equal rights in marriage?
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My husband and I live in my father’s apartment and we both make money on furniture. Can I now, with a calm soul, force him to cook, wash and wash the toilet? = = )

P.S You can’t even try marriage for love, I understand.

xxx: When we were with my son on the day with Daddy, we went to the garden for a strawberry. came home. and washed. Sitting to eat. And then I realized I was an adult, and you know how?
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xxx: Earlier in my childhood - I was given the most mature berries, and the greens to my grandmother and mother) and now the greens - to me ((

It is good to be a fly. For her and fucking stunned and stunned.