g@ivеr (01:19:21 11/06/2008)
What kind of a drunk I am???The Zombie Zombie

cy4k@ (01:19:42 11/06/2008)
So you told me that same day!!!! to

g@ivеr (01:20:20 11/06/2008)
I was so drunk!!!!! to

I sit on the object, crawling in the switching shield. The task is to find and sign the phase on a hundred and forty lines. Work for the whole day, boring, diligent and a little dangerous, because 220 volts is still a little bit, but unpleasant. A local electrician, an elderly man, arrives and is rubbed in places to holes. He looked at me for a few minutes and said:
Are you using these devices here? Go, boy, and prepare all the labels right away.
Then one hand is taken to zero, and the index finger of the other hand begins to tick in the contacts in turn. He periodically shakes a little and says:
B to J! The phase! Go to.
I give him a label, he sticks and goes on. In a few seconds again:
B to J! The phase! Go to.
Well done in half an hour.

Leo K[0]T Fiere: - She painted her hair and painted her ear =(. Now it is a stunning castan color. What to wash?

Lex Shalandin: Dress the second.

The book "Female Secrets. The First Sexual Experience: Stories of Real Women
Here are about 500 stories of 213 women about their first sexual experience. These are absolutely honest stories told by real women without embarrassment or ornamentation.

to shower. women have more than two first sexual experiences)))))))

A friend said:
They are everywhere. At every crossroads and behind every turn... a strange day.
Theory of Probability. From a state of deep thoughtfulness, accompanied by a speed of forty kilometers (and this is in the second row), the inevitable upsurge of the feeding stick".
With a stormy joy, I jump out of the car and with a radiant smile and open arms rush to the sergeant:
Oh yeah, you are a serenity! How beautiful you are! Yesterday you burned in the gay club! Go, I will embrace you!
The inspector’s face, which was not yet brilliant with intelligence, instantly becomes red, then whitened, and then red again. The hand dies at the cradle of the foursquare, and the greeting of the City Gai, the sergeant..." is stuck in the throat with a stone. His older partner, ohuev of amazement, stumbled, fossilized with round eyes.
The Prophet! Thank you for reminding me, we’ll call you tonight.
By doing everything we can, trying not to shrink until we recovered, running back into the unstopped car and gases.
I turned around the corner. I could not go further, tears were shed from my eyes, I was shaking in hysteria... AAAAAAAAAA)))))))) SУУУУУКААААААА! )))))))))))))))))))

Raf: today in the bus in general a gesture was)) sitting behind me 2 drunk guys and a girl between them.. guys something non-memberly rub each other, then take away the girl's passport.. she: "Roma, give the passport".. that something washes in response, she tries to take away but in vain.. so a couple of minutes.. then she decided to trick)) type let me kiss you, and you give me the passport.. in the cabin all quieted.. heard a ringtone, the girl removes the passport in the bag, saying: here. Okay, I clean it and all) a couple of minutes of silence, some whisper, then the voice of the girl: b..t Roma, give my bag!!!!!)))

I found an advertisement! People are crazy =)

I sell BTR-80 everywhere (77 930,48$)
Gas-59032 (base of the BTR-80 all-aircraft)
Year of publication 2003,
The capacity is 260 hp.by Kamaz Turbo
Speed on the highway 100km/h
Floating speed -12 km / h (storm up to 4 bits)
Capacity of 2x150l.
Fuel consumption 45 l per 100 km.
Landing places 11.
Panzered, full-wheel drive, floating machine for fishing, hunting, transportation of valuables.
Equipment: swing, GUR, pre-release heater, cushionless, bullet resistant rubber, equipped with a system of centralized regulation of air pressure in tyres.

Any supplementary equipment can be installed: LCD TV, DVD, echo, GPRS, cabin covering, etc.

Yes, and I think the soldiers are missing, the DVD and the salon!! to

fxmike (11:05:10 7/06/2008)
Are you fucking working?

St. George (11:43:14 7/06/2008)
How did he want?

fxmike (11:43:58 7/06/2008)
I wanted to congratulate you!

fxmike (11:44:35 7/06/2008)
On this beautiful day, everyone got up early in the morning and went to work with smiles and songs! How wonderful! No scratches, no scratched faces.

Georgich (11:54:16 7/06/2008)
Are you a fucking fuck?

fxmike (11:55:31 7/06/2008)
I suggest: increase the working week to 6, not to 7 working days! There will be less alcoholism and people will be in the tone! Holidays – go on!

St. George (11:56:06 7/06/2008)
And you are in JOPU tube on 219 with patithonic needles!!! to

Tank: Hi, how are you doing?
BEAUTY: Bad, I was poisoned (
Tank: What? o_0
Is there poisoning from toxicity?
Tank: From what toxicity?
Can there be toxicity from sperm?

I want to know how much will cost the goods purchased through my husband (he works in a wholesale company), I throw him in the code of the goods so that he knows:

by Fiona:
by 3003239
How much?

by Eldamor:
Three million three thousand two hundred thirty nine.

From the GOS exam:

Guys, there is a lot of such operations in the bank, such as billing operations, factoring operations, leasing and other fucking. So I will not write about it. Ask for a manual of 60 pages. If you read this, then I am very sure that this is not a state exam ;)

The ICQ service is 15 years old! pass this message to 15 of your friends - your ashi flower will be golden, and 15 new smiles will be added!
Verified! It works!

Admin: Bring 5 liters of dark beer to the server, otherwise your ashi flower will forever become red.

The girl: Hm. For some reason I believe you...

Specifications of Peugeot 407:
...
1: I’t have taken a car in your place, nicknamed gay – deep throat :)
If I were you, I would change the circle of communication. =) is

Partizan

On the other day the network fell, called the saport, said they would come soon...
I did not shamefully clean the whole house before the Uncles-Setevics, washed all the dishes, burned flowers, etc. He spent about an hour and a half cleaning.
And they stumbled in their shields and it all worked out :(

Fuck, my parents love me so much...and I’m so crazy.

The case was somewhere at the dawn of my studies at the medical university: Prep - uncle of 50 years, asks the question: "well and in what form, in addition to tablets and injections, you can give such a medication?" Student: "suppositories..." Prep: "what suppositories?" student, timidly: "anal?..." Prep first rots like a slick, then presses out: "anal, not only suppositories, it is in German cinema. And in medicine, this is called rectal!"

You know, there is such a cartoon "Ali Baba".
At the moment when the “bad” brother of Ali Baba forgets the “password” from the cave, what do you think he’s starting with?
"Hemp, open up!" :) :)
Don’t believe it, read it again :)

<Obelisk> the world needs to be captured faster. Google is overtaking.

Dara: I live in the height. Yesterday I went into the elevator, behind me was a blonde. I pressed my floor, she pressed the buttons 2 and 1. We, of course, neither up nor down... I am her girl, if you are on the second, it is easier to walk, if you are on the first, then you have already come. You will decide how...
The answer killed: I am 21, a friend of mine lives there, said that here, in the new houses, the elevator system is upgraded, that you need to pick up like a phone.

A guy from the 21st, I don't know who you are, but your girlfriend is a writer!

Caps: Did you know that the actor died on the bridge during the filming of XXX?
Don’t fuck on the bridge.
Caps: Where...