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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115439
 29.06.2015
Natasha is a trainer. He talks about his students like his mother. I couldn’t get rid of them even on my birthday. About an unknown to me girl: “Yes, it’s wrong. Writing well, it is helpless. But these are her mistakes. The own. Not downloaded from the internet. He is worried that it is going badly. But she goes on, just herself. He reads a lot and writes his own. But it is coincidence. Just made from such a test. Sooner or later they will tell her that it is easier to load the ready, slightly rework. For the works, okay, but in life? How can you explain to her how important it is—what herself?”

I listened to her, and in my head was a parable. And a real story. Once upon a time there lived a small but proud man on the swamps of a tiny river. From the south - Greece, from the north - samnites, with fertile grasslands and pastures. Their grain and livestock grew abundantly and were inexpensive, but even with them these nations were not favorable - in Sicily, Alexandria and Cyrenaica it was possible to buy much cheaper. And the unfortunate people in the swamps to buy was not for anything. I had to grow myself, in the sweat of the face. And only after a while it became clear that the main harvest of this scarce land is not grain or lambs. It is because of them that these people have so much stumbled. The main harvest of this land is the people themselves. Persistent, persistent, accustomed to overcoming any difficulties. These people and conquered the world – the Romans.

A similar story has happened on different ways many times before and after. Before the Macedonians, then the Spaniards, the Germans, the English. And we Russians.

I am not calling for conquering the world, we passed. I am about the fact that the final product of training is not officially documented. This is not a bunch of serious documents for which students try - works, examination works, tables with assessments. In five years, all this will go to laundry according to the regulation. The final product of a strange land called the school is the man himself, beyond the Copy-Paste keys.

I may have written it all, but myself. Those who write themselves what they think are not ashamed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115438
 29.06.2015
Sochi is the only tropical city in the world that has plenty of facilities for all winter sports, but there is no floodwater for the case of the rainy season.

by Andrew (c)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115437
 29.06.2015
YYU: The future has already arrived and is now shamefully wiped out of the grass.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115436
 29.06.2015
An open tram stop without a barrel, there are two boys, in appearance - high school students, and a woman of 60s. The guys discuss something very fiercely, intersecting the speech with the words "fufflo", "fige" and other things, i.e., jargon, but without matte.
What a young woman she was! What an expression! as criminals, honest word!
Here the rain begins.
Woman (even more disgusting): What a government! Even if the roof at the stop was made, the creatures are...they!

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115435
 29.06.2015
Moscow, 3 July, 18:00
Are you all unemployed? Do you work in Lubyanka? Everyone has up to 6-7 jobs. 10-15 minutes to get to the Chinese city.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115434
 29.06.2015
Do you think the poor are grateful for what you give them? They consider you to be cattle, food base, and beings so inferior to them that it is you who gives them money, not they who carry it to you. I heard the contemptible phrase at the station: “The sinners, that is why they serve.” And this is a more or less decent old lady, not a boy or a Gypsies.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115433
 29.06.2015
bore: In general, the term "invented" is somewhat inappropriate in terms of science. This is the "cat top law" invented. The law of conservation of energy/matter. From the observations. of the experiments. From logical conclusions. And confirmed by the captivity of the crowd of inventors "eternal engines" :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115432
 29.06.2015
We live with the soul in the soul.
She spit in my soul, so I...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115431
 29.06.2015
So what should I say to him that I can see him well?! to
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The right thing to say is not the "plush", but the plush!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115430
 29.06.2015
The former fellow wrote that he cleaned friends in the social network, looked at the remaining and deleted his page.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115429
 29.06.2015
All the men’s butterflies will come together. Apocalypse is inevitable
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Do not worry you, these irreconcilable fighters on anonymous resource in life - cute humble people, info 100

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115428
 29.06.2015
Dialogue with a friend:
My friend does not smoke or drink.
I: So he’s probably breaking off babies at night and drawing them with the blood of pentagrams on the walls?
P is worse. He plays tanks.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №115427
 29.06.2015
ddd: The only thing you need to know about our courtyard is that Google Photos ranked its photos in the "Ruins" category.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115426
 29.06.2015
The man who invites on the day of the flashmob to the bucket on Obi – how much beer do we have to take?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115425
 29.06.2015
Here is this:
Well, even women can’t get rid of sexual tension with most men, you understand the problem? The hand is easy, the vibrator is easy, the man is almost guaranteed problems, then it is still in the bathroom to guess. Why is it important for a woman to go to bed?
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Do not go to bed, no one seems to force you?
Catch up at least with cucumbers, but do not consider all men the source of problems.)

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So we don’t go to bed, that’s why you’re not happy ?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115424
 29.06.2015
and Oki! Let us change together. Be honest: we are orgasm to you, you are sex to us. Only then, please, stop selling it for cruises, sweaters, machines and cats.
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Guy, how many times have you bought sex for a cruise (no, fuck your left grandmother during a cruise or go on vacation with your wife and children - not counted)? How many times have you bought a girlfriend’s car or coat? Yes, the maximum you are able to do in most of your (1% of the riches - not in the account) - take a lady to a mid-hand restaurant and then say that you have not broken a night of love on a set of sushi or chocolate. And the ponts, the ponts.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115423
 29.06.2015
The faces on the painting, with the exception of the face of Christ, according to rumors, were written off from the ordinary people Leonardo met in Milan and the surroundings. For the Lord, he apparently found two naturists, as stated in his notes <...>

To the face of Jesus, da Vinci found a beautiful young man from the church choir. He could not find a suitable Judas for 3 years, but eventually saw a swollen drunken woman on the street and called to himself. The man said, "I remember, three years ago you already painted me, I then sang in the choir!"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115422
 29.06.2015
Divorced here – does not give.
Boys, with girls over the age of 23 about years is easier. They no longer suffer from stereotypes like “I can only give him a 3rd date, or he will decide that I’m a prostitute.” They already know very well what they want. And if they want sex, they know how to show you it and can sleep at least on the first date, because they don’t care what you think about them there.
Girls, with boys over the age of 25 about it's easier. They already distinguish when ‘no’ means rejection, and when they need to talk, they don’t begin to say ‘you don’t want to be with me because I don’t have a car?’ and so on.
Everything comes with experience.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115421
 28.06.2015
Here are you butterflies, with your “I’m fat?” and my invisible (90 kg) hit you here and directed this question of life and death to me. What to answer in the future I do not know, but "no" I have already answered - I forced to wear on my hands...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115420
 28.06.2015
xxx> Smart workers are in demand at all times. They pay cleverly.

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