Can we talk about men’s chauvinism?
I sell a gasoline for spare parts. The interested person calls:
Why on spare parts?
There are no candles and the carburetor does not work.
Oh yeah, you do not know.
I thought a lot...

zzz: But I believe that there are no believers, and their presence of IRL insults my feelings!

When you reach a certain age, representatives of the pensioner-masonic society are contacted, passes are issued in places like children's kitchens, only for the old ones, where violet hair paint is issued, a cart with scrolling wheels and a list of addresses to be visited in a month, arriving at the place by 8 am.

From the old on "Bash":

My wife found the ass yesterday. She said that he found a 25% treasure and took a third :'(

And I’ve always thought that 25% is a quarter part.

Can a chancellor ask a question about opening open stones? and removal from that site, links to this "fun" site??and (

Here is he! The main question of life in the universe and all that.! to

In Brazil, a 16-year-old man died after masturbating 42 times without stopping. Now we all know that 42 times is the limit.

How much can you masturbate until you die?

by Zh. Applicants for the post of the next generation:

When entering the Technische Universität, my sister wrote a work, the work was about the "Captain's daughter", the final stroke, Pugachev with the words "I gave birth to you and I will kill you" and "I shot Greeneva")))
Nothing, received a trio and finished with a red diploma + graduate degree

As a child, I always dreamed of going through walls. But I only learned this at the institute.
Magic and Magic?
Anger and Gipsy...

I understand perfectly that the group of our conventional comrades who invented all this nonsense with the total dispensing of children with a psychiatrist, clearly demonstrated what happens when the person who is in charge does not think with the cerebral cortex or even its wood, but uses cells from the cavalry of the spinal cord. And I understand perfectly that neither the children, nor their parents, nor the psychiatrists are to blame for all this nonsense: the boss said that the bird's bucket - look for wings.

You have already done it!! Get rid of the comments!! Eblan

Wind is something that we have no power over. You can build a wall on the way of the wind and fence your garden from it, you can build a wind mill and get bread by the force of the wind, but with the wind alone you can do nothing.

Why is this shit?

WOW: I said this to the fact that the comments of others are like the wind. If you are sick, close the window.

WOW: And the fucker, by the way, also covered up, fell the asshole.

You don’t take the phone – what is ignorance at all?! to
“Sorry, it’s hard to say, the dog was buried.
I feel sorry for her easy transition.
That fucking battle. Drops of fleas / cracks buried! But the wrath of your thoughts I like – it has hit the root already!

It was. Any lander knows. There were two waves. The Volunteers. The percentage of losses at unloading is approximately 7.
Not visibility, but rapidity – a column of tanks + motorized columns went to our positions, not ready for it. As always, every deed is someone’s crime.
somehow so. Maybe your grandfather was there. A grandfather, but it doesn’t matter.
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Thank you bro. My grandfather died on the Rzhevsko-Vyzemsk platoon. On the immortal regiment his photograph was carried.

It will not take off. The first complaint will cancel such a protocol, and the appeal to the CC to the pile and the law. As soon as the rule of law is established, prohibitions must be imposed. The generally accepted moral and ethical norms are extremely vague and incomprehensible. They are not written or recorded anywhere. Today the norms are one, tomorrow others, and can also change from group to group. Therefore, there are clear rules "what cannot".

You are what? How soon did the Law on Religion be abolished? The Blair-Ozimov Law? Other stupid laws?

The genius:

Oh so beautiful! Let us give up everything! This is the perfect way to fight overpopulation. Do not instigate homosexuality.

Homosexuality is planted by nature precisely from overpopulation, and, first, it cannot appear in a living person, only in his offspring, secondly, it cannot appear in a living person no matter what you do to him. Yes, this is the main reason why the HOLOLO PROPAGAND law of homosexuality is nonsense.

Are you going to watch the Olympics marathon?
Yyy: Marathon – Thousands of people run after five Kenyans on the streets of the city.

In the third grade I decided to leave the house. I wrote a letter to my parents about the fact that their refusal to take the dog from the street made me crazy and now we and Tuzik will live separately. I took a suitcase from under the sewing machine (everything you had was the same: brown with a fabric pad). She put her bags and went into the yard. She hanged it all on the child's bed under the tree and began to play with her dog.

By evening I was tired of it and I went home. Mom came from work and was surprised to see a suitcase with laundry stuff in the hallway. I hid the letter on the table. No one knew about my protest.

One company renewed the staff and hired a new CEO. The new boss was firmly determined to get rid of all the hollowers and scatterers.

Once in the hall, he noticed a guy who leaned to the wall and lazyly forged a light bulb in his teeth. There were other employees in the room, and the new director decided to arrange an indicative dismissal.

He strictly asked the man:

“How much do you earn a week? »

The guy looked at the director and said, “I’m earning $400 a week. »

The director said to me, “Wait here.”

He went to his office and returned in a few minutes with the money in his hand.

After giving the guy $1,600, he strictly stated, “Here’s your payment for 4 weeks. Now get out of here and never come back again! »

Satisfied with his deed, the director-general looked at the hall and asked a loud question:

"Can anyone tell me what this fool was doing here? »

A voice from the depths of the room replied:

“Of course, it was a guy from the pizza delivery service, he was just waiting to be paid! »

Arcadia plays in the jacuzzi
With a lovely model.
The German Lincoln Bismarck
Three hundred to one.

Do you think students are not cleaning up in class? I have a lot of memories related to it.

For example, one day, my friend and I decided to wash the float floor. They took and poured out two bins of water on the floor, and then let it go there and there with swabs. Then the librarian came down to us. As you can see, it was running out of the ceiling.

Another time, we placed all the chairs on the sides so that when they fell, they clinged to each other like a domino. And it had to be done so that all three rows in turn hit straight, without our help. And we managed! This time the director came. Before the completion of the perfomance. But he did not stop and listened to the whisper with us until the end. Then, of course, the challenge of parents and all the business, but we managed! And the poor, how will they live now?

The case was in 2010, at the time I lived in Russia for two years. Naturally, he began to acquire acquaintances, because man is a social being. One of the comrades invited me for my birthday, there were fifteen people, of whom I knew three. At the height of the seating in the forested terrain, I noticed that the people in turn drove away to the lake, the heat was terrible.

Well, not being a fool, I approach a girl who was sitting on a barrel near me:

and Andrey

Violet is

Let’s go to the lake with you?

Not too early?

Looking at the clock.

No, the water should be warm.

Go to (Hickey)

After 15 minutes, it changed direction.

Well, I think they came.

Wait for the lake.

There has never been a lake.

Such cases