The Russian teacher, when she first jumped with a parachute, was very shocked, very surprised and extremely discouraged, but out loud for some reason cried differently.

Gavrik987: Listen Gray, tell me how to break up with Anka quickly and reliably.

PosolVermaxta: Simply: you invite her to a date, you lead to a good restaurant, there candles all that.
Then you wait for the right moment and say, "Dear, I'm afraid we'll have to break up, I can't be with you because of your little boy."
She will ask:"which one?"
You get a trumpet, you shoot her in the knee, and you run away and laugh and shout, “Hey, THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.”

xxx: Vasya added a chip for e-books, so you have to check how all this works
xxx is working
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Do you think in your message the most incomprehensible word was "work"?? to

Conversation with a girl:
I: That’s why you’re all so naive, harmful, and evil fools?
She: So why do you love us?
I: Yes, because sex with you alone is not perversion!

I like our office - the more you work, the more you get!

Emve: It irritates me that the world will exist without me

Niksan 13:45: You have...
The lowest age of sexual consent among European countries is established in the Vatican - 12 years (in Russia this age is 16 years). This figure was inherited by the Vatican’s criminal code from Italy when the Vatican separated in 1929. Since then, in Italy, the age of sexual consent has been raised to 14 years, while in the Vatican everything remains the same. by 13:45
I’ve been in Houston for 12 years!! to
NikSan 13:46: The bodies...
NikSan: 13:46: Chiki )))))))))))))
Dim 13:47: Chicks
Dim 13:47: Ouwayeee
Dim 13:47: sex tour to the Vatican)))
NikSan 13:47: Paradise for pedophiles
Niksan 13:48: And she said, the menta took you there for the 11-year-old, you are so justified "She said that she has 12"...

What are the deadly sins? Pride and Pride.
I am blud.
She says, “No, it’s a wasteland, isn’t it a wasteland?”! to
To whom is the wickedness, to whom the wickedness!

xxx: I today Artem said that I watched all the way on a beautiful girl in a short shirt and an open shirt, arranged a scene of jealousy and now suspects that I would))
Wow, you have not fallen! ?
XHH: It's not a joke yet, the joke is that I first got the wrong window and sent the previous phrase... guess who?
Would you hope? XD is
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You are the mother, you are the mother! ? What is she...?
She also arranged a scene of jealousy for me, and not because of what I have, it turns out, besides her there is a guy, but because I dare to watch out for some left-wing girls! • Crazy
WOW: *ROFL* I’m more shy about your relationship stories!)))))

chudo-viwe: The genius title of the article was deducted. "Kunnilingus: How to Overcome the Language Barrier" I think it’s mastery ?

Zzz: listen to sport, so the force for sex takes away? Are you tired and don’t want to go to sleep quickly?

YYY: Are you for yourself?

YYY: In the beginning yes. Then it will be worse.

ZZZ: What do you mean?

yyy: in the sense that at first you get tired and all that, but then the body gets used to the loads. And since the body is already stronger, worse than hormones and weeks, then...

zzz: aaaaah, I understood one grandmother, 3 approaches of 12 repetitions, then you take the grandmother slightly heavy so 3 approaches of 12 repetitions

yyy: *ROFL * burn

My mom stumbled. Going back and out:
M – daughter!I turn around and she has a cosmetic mask on her face.)...
M: Do not be afraid.
Late mom, late mom.

I walk down the street, I don’t touch anyone.There is a kind of grandmother who meets me with a huge children’s book in her hands.
Look, you have fallen!! to
And it shows somewhere behind me.And I just got a few very needed references, in horror I turn, if I have not lost them.
If you’re in the mood, buy books!
I wanted to kill.

You don’t know who Volan De Mort is?
A French badmintonist?

A driver removed my car.
Serzh: Now I have a rugged hose instead of a rugged hose.

<Lemon>: "The linearity of the plot" - what is it? Books with non-linear story?
<Lemon>: The stick from "B" has gone somewhere. I send separately:

The Religion. The views:
God has nothing to do here. I talked to him, he didn’t talk to himself.

XXX: Good morning How about mood?
YYY is dark.
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I dreamed today that I was sleeping.
Yyy: The reality, as always, is harsh and merciless :(.

I forgot the mob at home, I come - two sms:
1st “Ti urod i hmiri, nikogda mne bolishe ne zvoni!”
2nd Izvinite, ya oshiblasi nomerom izza etogo kozla i uroda!!!and "

XX: Where are you going to study?
Yyy: Yes, there is no choice here, I think to go to a warrior or a magician, or maybe a racer. I have to think, where are you?