I go home with a friend, smoking a cigarette.
When I entered, my mom asked why my eyes were red, and I replied, I must admit, I’ve been hiding it for a long time, but now it’s time to tell you, the fact is that I’m a dolphin and my eyes are red in the air.
Mom started laughing, a friend broke in three minutes, and then I came to know what it was about.

Not I, of course, saw a lot, but putting the cell phone on charge to wish him a pleasant appetite...

The attention! and Akhtung! Scientists of Greece under the leadership of Professor Gavro O.V. The researchers identified discrepancies in the behavior of some types of headphones and experimentally obtained evidence that headphones suck human brain waves and transmit information and personal data to the Alfa Centauri orbit where they are taken by a special probe! In this regard, a red alarm is introduced and it is necessary to urgently destroy all types of headphones at your disposal - otherwise they will tell you everything! Special signs: extraterrestrial headsets have low intelligence, in connection with which they are confused when putting them in the pocket for storage!!! Colonel Matrosov, Head of the Unified Peripheral Transplanetary Center (EPTC)

And I just had to send this odmin as the answer immediately followed:
Zarkon (18:53:46 6/06/200)
It’s too late, I can’t take it off. The iPod headphones have penetrated too deeply into my ears, connected to the walls of my brain and now command me what to do.

Mirus
Slogan of Provider:
Do you want the internet?
Do you want an inexpensive?
Do you want a fast inlet?
Do you want a stable innet?
Fuck to you!

I have a small explosion! :( is
The Flight: Push
No, a little bit more...
The airplane breath?
) ) )

Angelo4ek (11:10:56 7/06/2008)
The customer came to us...BUGOGA Oleg Georgievich

The abbreviation (FIO) is what...

A 13 year old girl:
Favorite books: I don’t read books principally, life teaches me!

It is so sad (

Programming Olympiad Server

Once on the border of two neighboring states, Customs officers stopped the programmer Vanu. He immediately caused them suspicion: he was constantly going there through the building of the customs, strangely looking at the sides and as if he had something in his mind. So I decided to do a full inspection. He was, of course, scared, said he was late and therefore so worried, but the customs officers did not listen to him, and they did the right thing. Ivan P. with the underground nickname Shebutny, was found 3 bags with various narcotic drugs, which there was not! In the bags, the drugs were distributed very correctly and none of them were repeated, with no more than 10 types of drugs in each bag. For the examination, the customs officers had to give exactly N types of narcotic drugs from each bag. The question arose before them: which drugs to give for examination, and which to destroy. Lieutenant Victor said that you need to look at all the possible options and choose from them, for which the officer Anton said that there may be too many options. Then they told Van that his conditions in prison would be much better if he helped them and calculated how many options to choose drugs. Vanya is a programmer, and he can only write programs, and his laptop was confiscated, so he asked you to help him. It is necessary to calculate how many different options you can choose the required set of drugs for the examination.

A bad programmer is one who has never dreamed that he is a compiler.

UFOlog
“If you will be silent as partisans, I will play the national German game with you – the Gestapo.”

Euro 2008 – France – Romania. Gusev comments: Nasri! The right side of the beard.

Fuck how he didn’t break it.)

°•¤ Barabbashi¤•°
There is always a bunch of grandmothers at our entrance. They are such an evening.
So, I run out of the entrance, the door was pushed hard, and a couple of babies stood behind it. I opened one of these doors and broke the sling.
And it would be nothing if I "MINUS ONE" didn’t say....)

If you do not like fools, you can be called a human hater.

I came late from work tired, lay down in bed, I feel like it is about to come.

I sleep. He has not been sleeping for five years.

He jumped, jumped on me and said, “Let’s go to the doctor, let’s play, I’ll play for you.

I will fly my back!” Well heal it! I say. He pulled some “tools.”

and let me treat my back, something leads, scratches. It is pleasant, especially

After a tough day, I cut off shorter.In the morning I jumped off early - I walk in

The pool. Comfortable, people are very few, you do not push your foreheads. I swim and

I begin to realize that I am attracting attention that I do not understand.

There is some hiccups behind, smiles. He went out and took a shower with himself.

A confusing feeling. I approach a man and say, “Listen, landlord,

“Is my back okay?” And the back to him.

turning around, I hear: “Yes... glamorously, the cheetah looks especially

Creatively... »



It turns out, my small drawing attracted not only "tools, but also

A couple of especially strong flommasters, and apparently he broke into creativity!

The future master is growing!

The principle of uncertainty for women: to ruin relationships

Enough to find out.

The Princess:
And also a granddaughter, a dog, a cat and a mouse.
By the way, I never understood why in this fairy tale there was only the name of the dog.

by AlexVK:
Per the female dog was politically correctly replaced.

Riga, 08.06.2008 23:46:23
>> >> << The time of love is approaching. Send me any name of the opposite sex and this text passed to everyone from your list. The sixth name you get will be the name of the one who loves you.
Samm, 23:47:24
Gogi

Riga, 08.06.2008 23:47:53:
I am not the one who is the one who is the one!!!! to

Sister (00:55:55 8/06/2008)
I wonder, for whom at such a time some Kiev channel cartoons shows?

Nathaniel (00:56:58 8/06/2008)
For those who need to sharply switch the channel from porn to shoot harmless...

XX: The people who are ready to support the HK "Salawat Yulia" and not shave until their victory?
YYY: I am ready to personally shave any idiot who is sick for any team and does not let other people sleep, is not sick for his team and consequently does not watch TV and does not interfere with the rest of other people like him.
Here you personally, the patient of the salad, imagine - you are sleeping after a great game of the same salad, sick, beer drunk, oral scuco and sleeping next to you....And here I am running to you at 4 in the morning with a whiskey and beer and blowing in a dunk and arun you in the ear - Чуваааак!You are not aware???!!! Our scientists have discovered a new polymer! Did you go through the city of Katatsa about this and signal?! to
So you read at least like Esau with his beard, that if you cover yourself with mold, it is only desirable to be silent...

yyy, 31.05.2008 17:16:32:
What kind of it is.

yyy, 17:16:53
Marat doesn’t see what I write.

xxx, 17:17:08
I do not see either.

xxx, 17:17:10
Aaaah!! to

xxx, 17:17:15
It burned fucking.