An anecdote about my grandmother:
Who is the witness?
and I! And what happened?
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In an anecdote... Oh, shit...
x/f "Take care of your car"

On a FB survey of a friend:
Who have you seen from famous people and how do you react?
The first comment:
I’ve seen Jesus in the second grade, but I don’t take these pills anymore.

If you have been appointed as a leader, check around from time to time to see if you have a lead.

The case was in the late 90s. We are students, the time is not rich, but the future husband had a new apartment without repair, which was used periodically for peaceful student parties. Here is one of them. It was different from the others by the fact that a guy named Pavlik had to bring the girl to the inspections. Pavlik was the son of the director of the factory, had a very high level of demands to the future girlfriend, which with his modesty and ruthless appearance made the searches long and until now unsuccessful.
And there is a miracle: found and leads to meet. The holiday is ready: chicken sausages, spaghetti, ketchup and beer are purchased in the range, people are in collection, we are waiting for Pavlik.
A bright friend appears and leads a female. Growth 180, slim, stylish, like an Afghan borza, in a flying silk plate, with makeup worth as much as our entire student wardrobe for the entire company and with long red nails. Fairy in one word. The pashs of prayer were clearly heard and fulfilled with exaggeration. Everyone is somehow embarrassed, looking back at the princess, that silently looks at us, in general, the party is somehow not sticky.
I went on the rights of the future mistress of the house to do pasta, the fairy bound with me to the kitchen. He sits beautifully on the window. And I have a problem: a full pot of spaghetti must be poured into a puddle, as if it is uncomfortable to myself, but not to ask the fairy for help. With one hand holding the spaghetti, I suddenly dropped into it spaghetti. It was quite natural that the hand with the straw drove down, and most of the pasta with boiling water was on the floor. The fucking. I froze in confusion: uncomfortable, and there are no other pasta, as suddenly the Fairies flew from the window and with the scream: "Close and watch the door" began cleverly with long nails to throw spaghetti back into the dungeon, condemning at the same time, say, nothing, boiling wash.
Spaghetti we saved, and Fairy turned out to be the sweetest and most wonderful girl, who herself, as it turned out, was shaken by fear in a new company for herself.

Someone argued on the roof wandering cats, which of them fell into the steepest rear. The fourth place was occupied by a cat who failed in the sewage filled with rats. The third is a cat, accidentally jumped into a volley with fighter dogs and managed to fight back. The second was the story of a cat, who at night was at the cemetery of pets and before dawn managed to defeat the cat and psoupers. But won with a big break the story of a cat, who was given to the kindergarten and there played with small children.

I saw a man with a iron fist. The man poured coffee on himself in the pub (the cover was tightly wrapped on the cup), said "ups" (UPS, Carl), laughed, began to wipe out coffee from the clothes, table and bag and sent the child to the box to ask for more towels. Yes, the man was with a preschool child.
Is this Zen so perceived from the appearance of a child in which it is not possible to mother? Maybe try too?

The admin! Is it possible to configure an auto-correction so that it corrects "setting" and "setting" on "setting" and "setting"? There is no strength!

The summer has come, the seasonal habit of first beating yourself in the place that is itching, and only then itching has revived.

Shall I go here?! To read your shit, fuck? Fuck to fuck!

X: I tried to cuddle 100 times to calm down.
XXX: It helps
xxx: the truth after 60 swallowed my leg, but I now worry about the leg, not about the diploma

Personal experience of medicine.
A couple of years ago he was in the district clinic. Among other things he did fluorography (currently "fluorogram"). I came after all the tests and doctors to the local therapist. She looks at the paper with the results of fluorography and says:
Have you had an interesting fluorography, paid somewhere?
You were on the first floor two days ago.
Do you have fluorography?! to

xxx: Every time I hear words such as ‘leggins’, ‘futures’ or ‘capers’ I seem to understand that in this form they have come into our language, but somewhere in the subconscious still jumping through: ‘dirty hobbies’. and :)

My colleague told me (from the first person).
I am standing in the line for lunch in the dining room. In front of me a man unexpectedly turns his head, meets his gaze and asks:
I don’t understand what it is in the menu "Three times is two hundred and seventy tenge"?
She woke up and explained that it was not three times, but a rage. The cat is like that.

I add, and I am not funny here:

We have normal medicine, and doctors are good. People are unconscious.

>>...Early diagnosis and treatment, you say? Medicine and doctors are good, but they can do little.

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Doctors are good, but they are different. A few years ago, my father, already retired and old age, began to feel quite bad, suffocating heavily. tk. The heart sick went to the cardiologist, that smart woman, immediately reminded him of the age and said that he wanted more with his stenocordia, go, like that, grandfather's department, don't bother working, prepare for the cemetery. After this specialist he did not go to the doctors, disgusting very much. And a couple of months later he had a severe heart attack, provoked by a very low hemoglobin level, as we were explained in the resuscitation.
When he went to this professional by age of patients, the last in his card was glued out of the hospital, where hemoglobin was already reduced, when he had a heart attack, hemoglobin was 65, instead of 130. Then the doctors rescued his father, but he was not strong until the end and soon died.
So I want to see this hatred with the stethoscope, which has not even opened the map of the father, in her ugly viewers, and I am afraid not to hold back and crush this fool like a fool.

xxx: So far, I open one out of five banks with a cover "from children":)

Yyy: My girlfriend, if she accidentally turns on the children’s mode on the oven, calls her 10-year-old son to remove it.

Cichon salad
Is it some sort of magic?

X: When ejaculation hurts in the liver, what is it? The pain is tolerable but noticeable.
Y: Per this girl is beating your liver right now. Do you eat the most tomatoes?

I am so old... what? What I just said?

What kind of work insurance? What are the OMS policies? Insurance is available only in the city. They have a contract with the best clinic. I understand, I just wanted to boast. But here is the truth: enrollment in the clinic for 1.5-2 months to the therapist, to the narrow longer, not everyone will wait, right? A neighbor’s grandmother "free" has been making teeth for 8 months. Analysis is recorded in a month. Wait until it passes itself, or run to a private clinic. and tomorrow? Yes, please, at a convenient time for you, and the tests will do everything immediately. But how expensive! How happy are we, the despiced and forgotten Far Easters! We have China nearby, where you can treat everything. For money, fast and high quality. Pensioners can drive for treatment because it is even available to them. And they ride. Whole wagons of retirees, children and their parents who carry their money to a foreign country because this country is not interested in their health.

A large family, two people, all men, one: my father and I.
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In fact, the point here is that land donations were given only to men, and women had to feed too.