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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129473
 16.06.2016
"The SF offered to give benefits to motorcyclists who agreed to posthumous transplantation"

XXX: Trolling crusts at the highest level.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129472
 16.06.2016
I’m in the subway and I don’t touch anyone. There is a girl sitting next to the seat. Take a passport from the bag. Opening the last page. It plunges into reading.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №129471
 16.06.2016
The fire today:
xxx: Ivanov, I have not seen a single student in my life who did not pour water into his diploma. But you swept them all. No, you did not pour water into the diploma - you sucked it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129470
 16.06.2016
Please don’t start talking about pregnant babies.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129469
 15.06.2016
Oh oh! I believe

was postponed. after their death they left 14 000 000 r inheritance (currently 2010).

The Belarusian millionaires are equal to us.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №129468
 15.06.2016
The stupid females of the cock, whispering about the difference in age, want to crush the head with all four volumes of a lionicolaic. For those who instead of the lessons of Russian literature made mines on subwoofers, I remind you that Nataša Rostova at the time of the meeting with Bolkonsky was 15, and Andreush himself - 31.
Tom Sawyer stole an adult black man when he was 12. What now?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129467
 15.06.2016
and realistic:

You are surprisingly naive.
Separate home for bombers
There is a department for such
And about the hammer, it’s even more funny.

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On the first point: you probably do not know what is "clean" nursery, and what is "infectious"? All unchecked women during pregnancy are automatically sent to the last category. Whether they are bombers or just ideological opponents of analysis – no one asks them. Infection in a clean nursery is a scandal and unplanned washing.

And on the second... I want to point out, not to mention the humility of medical staff, maybe it simply reflects the hatred of pregnant women in society? "Ovelia", "recreated", "why should I give up my place to a grandmother only because she doesn’t know how to protect herself", that’s all.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129466
 15.06.2016
From comments in YouTube videos
"Cinema - Blood Group - cover (in Korean)"

HHH: I hope it is. They mention that the author of the music is Victor Tsoi?! to
Do not worry, they are the authors of Victor Tsoy.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129465
 15.06.2016
I thought vasectomy would help avoid my wife’s pregnancy, but it only changed the color of the baby.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №129464
 15.06.2016
At the lecture our prede: I was younger, I ran at all conferences like a white. And then one day I run to work, hungry as hell I run to the hospital buffet. What are they selling for sick people? Right, candy, cakes and lemonades. I take a cola and chips, open in the office and eat. I say “Come in.” The patient enters and sees the picture with oil - the doctor gastroenterologist in his glasses, all of himself intelligent, and on the table an open pack of chips and Coca-Cola. The eye has 5 copies, and I say, “Come in, soon you can.”

So why I am, your task is not to put the patient on a strict diet for the rest of his life, but to maintain his health at a level at which he can afford anything in reasonable limits.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129463
 15.06.2016
111: Sprinkled natural gas - are there experts on the subject?
222: Do you have a mistake? Or is that the real name of the subject?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129462
 15.06.2016
In Krasnodar, a girl, in order to avenge the guy, jumped on the Audi cap, and then hit her glasses.It turned out that she confused the cars and spoiled the car to an absolutely indifferent man.
This is a classic car! ????
No, this is the Queen of the TPS!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №129461
 15.06.2016
Yandex regularly offers to install its browser and... Regularly changes the locations of the buttons in the pop-up type yes/no
NN: It is a deceit!
I remember exactly that a couple of days ago I pushed to give up, to the right, and today I had to go to the left.
nn: next time both will be "yes"
nn: and on the other side a small "yes, of course!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129460
 15.06.2016
I am the daughter of a pregnant baby boy, I write from the nursing house, believe me, here everything is not so unambiguous!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129459
 15.06.2016
We had a donation box in the store. Every month, two women came, took money and made an act. The director told that for the year of her work always in the act was the same amount - 1000 rubles. A year of coincidence?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №129458
 15.06.2016
Daveca, returning home, decided to order a taxi to the house because at night there was no desire to return by foot, he lived in the area with a sadly known contingent. I called, the order was accepted, there were no cars for 20 minutes (I will not say what a taxi, but it is on the ears of everyone).

I decided to drive on the fact, next to me was a car, with a scarf. The dialogue continued and continued.

Are you free?

and yes.

How much to Malinov?

– 200

By the way, driving to me is 10 minutes, so it’s expensive for taxis.

Go to 150?

Are you going to negotiate? Go to walk.

Which taxi are you from?

What is?

With a taxi, I say. You have a chest.

What is the difference? Go away from here, I say.

I wonder, what are you?

and Taxi ***

Well, I decided to try, as it was on a pick-up like this, when they called without leaving the box and booked / bought the necessary. I call my phone number and order a taxi to where I am.

In a minute comes the SMS "You are waiting for such a car, the price of the trip is 120 rubles (!)". Guess who was waiting for me? The same driver. I sit in the car and talk.

So we negotiated. Go to?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129457
 15.06.2016
about the mythical hamstring of patients the most screamed hamstring nurses
Because they are healthier in every sense of those sick who are haunted.
And they consider hammer even stone after the operation
What hurt you there? Lie down and don’t flip.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129456
 15.06.2016
In the working chat:
1: And the question of the sink - how to know where the north bridge and where the south?
The compass, right?
3 in the north!
4: and in the southern ants...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129455
 15.06.2016
As a man, I’m not interested in anyone – for men because I don’t drink, for ladies because I’m married.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129454
 15.06.2016
Some people are upset that they are beaten. There was an incident in the bus. with me. I sit quietly in the back of the bus. Places for everyone. My aunt is 70. He tells me, say, young man (I, for a minute, 40 knocked) give up the place. Exactly so. Without "Please" I answered:"Why is this happening? Are you a disabled person? So for you places in front of the salon." And here began the monologue about the youth’s humility and generally for half an hour. If she had just quietly approached, I would have also quietly ceded her place.So be polite yourself and you will not be fooled.

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